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Did ya read this one. Guy named Reid Stowe who is 50 something is off for a
1,000 day at sea sail.

At his side will be the lovely ..Soanya Ahmad, a Queens born daughter of
immigrants from Guyana.

She is like 23!

Larry ,, are you reading this? Hello? Larry,,

I am putting a sign next to my boat this morning..

[ "Want to sail for 2,000 days at sea with 50 something guy"? If yes,,
leave name and number ..]
[ must be younger than 25, and be from a country whose literacy rate is
very low. ]
[ Prefer young, beautiful, super model for this adventure. ]

Hey ... if this is working for Reid ,, this could work for me .. aka-Captain
Stud.



Soon ,, the headline will be "Captain Stud and his super model girlfriend
leave for 2,000 day at sea
trip ..

When we arrive back at the pier in downtown Portsmouth after a 20 love
cruise, I will tell the press:

"who said 2,000 days; it was suppose to be 20 days" .. "some wise guy must
have added the 00000's"


=================


This proves what Dr Phil has taught us .. don't worry, be happy.. Maybe
that wasn't Dr Phil... Bob Marley?
Bob Dylan ? Hugh Hefner? Some great mind!



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Larry ,, are you reading this? Hello? Larry,,

I am putting a sign next to my boat this morning..



I saw that in this morning's Charleston "Newsless Courier", the local
advertiser disguised as a newspaper....

I bet she doesn't make 7 days....having never been to sea, before. How
stupid he is to think she's gonna live at sea for 3 years.

As we have chatted about before, with HIM - experienced sailor and HER -
totally clueless and unable to do anything, they are virtually sailing
SINGLE HANDED. If anything happens to him, at all, even tomorrow before
they are totally exhausted, she's DEAD MEAT on that boat alone! A boat
that size needs EXPERIENCED CREW, dammit!

Stupid.....very stupid and foolhearty.

Larry
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At the Beaufort Marine Air Station airshow, yesterday, a Top Gun
instructor lost his life in a crash into a Beaufort, SC, neighborhood.
Pilot killed, probably saving lives on the ground in the process.

No word on what happened, yet. Investigation and coverup just starting.

Last Navy Blue Angel accident was in 1999 in the ocean practicing.
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Soon ,, the headline will be "Captain Stud and his super model
girlfriend leave for 2,000 day at sea
trip ..

When we arrive back at the pier in downtown Portsmouth after a 20 love
cruise, I will tell the press:

"who said 2,000 days; it was suppose to be 20 days" .. "some wise guy
must have added the 00000's"




Who will deliver the babies after she runs out of pills and condoms??

I can see it now...Boat leaves for 6 years with 2 aboard....arrives back
at dock with 6 aboard, some ready to start school...hee hee...

Larry
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A couple of decades ago I was in the USCG, aviation. About once or
twice a year we would get a overdue report from some lady looking for
hubby. Typical would be Captain + 2 crew.
Captain = 50 something
Mate = 23 blond something
Matie = 22 blond something

We would gain altitude over the Bahamas and start calling dink
outports/watering holes. Work our way south until found. Never failed.

Poor *******. Your tax dollars at work wrecking lives.

NE Sailboat wrote:
Did ya read this one. Guy named Reid Stowe who is 50 something is off for a
1,000 day at sea sail.

At his side will be the lovely ..Soanya Ahmad, a Queens born daughter of
immigrants from Guyana.

She is like 23!

Larry ,, are you reading this? Hello? Larry,,

I am putting a sign next to my boat this morning..

[ "Want to sail for 2,000 days at sea with 50 something guy"? If yes,,
leave name and number ..]
[ must be younger than 25, and be from a country whose literacy rate is
very low. ]
[ Prefer young, beautiful, super model for this adventure. ]

Hey ... if this is working for Reid ,, this could work for me .. aka-Captain
Stud.



Soon ,, the headline will be "Captain Stud and his super model girlfriend
leave for 2,000 day at sea
trip ..

When we arrive back at the pier in downtown Portsmouth after a 20 love
cruise, I will tell the press:

"who said 2,000 days; it was suppose to be 20 days" .. "some wise guy must
have added the 00000's"


=================


This proves what Dr Phil has taught us .. don't worry, be happy.. Maybe
that wasn't Dr Phil... Bob Marley?
Bob Dylan ? Hugh Hefner? Some great mind!



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"NE Sailboat" wrote in
news:UNGWh.2652$sb.1439@trndny05:

Did ya read this one. Guy named Reid Stowe who is 50 something is off
for a 1,000 day at sea sail.

At his side will be the lovely ..Soanya Ahmad, a Queens born daughter of
immigrants from Guyana.

She is like 23!

Larry ,, are you reading this? Hello? Larry,,

I am putting a sign next to my boat this morning..

[ "Want to sail for 2,000 days at sea with 50 something guy"? If yes,,
leave name and number ..]
[ must be younger than 25, and be from a country whose literacy rate is
very low. ]
[ Prefer young, beautiful, super model for this adventure. ]

Hey ... if this is working for Reid ,, this could work for me ..
aka-Captain Stud.



Soon ,, the headline will be "Captain Stud and his super model
girlfriend leave for 2,000 day at sea
trip ..

When we arrive back at the pier in downtown Portsmouth after a 20 love
cruise, I will tell the press:

"who said 2,000 days; it was suppose to be 20 days" .. "some wise guy
must have added the 00000's"


=================


This proves what Dr Phil has taught us .. don't worry, be happy..
Maybe that wasn't Dr Phil... Bob Marley?
Bob Dylan ? Hugh Hefner? Some great mind!


It would seem there is a pattern:

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpag...C0A96F9582 60
http://www.nyc24.org/2002/issue03/story03/page2.asp

An interview from '03:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkK3CS6qAo4


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Did ya read this one. Guy named Reid Stowe who is 50 something is off for
a 1,000 day at sea sail.

At his side will be the lovely ..Soanya Ahmad, a Queens born daughter of
immigrants from Guyana.

She is like 23!

Larry ,, are you reading this? Hello? Larry,,

I am putting a sign next to my boat this morning..

[ "Want to sail for 2,000 days at sea with 50 something guy"? If yes,,
leave name and number ..]
[ must be younger than 25, and be from a country whose literacy rate is
very low. ]
[ Prefer young, beautiful, super model for this adventure. ]

Hey ... if this is working for Reid ,, this could work for me ..
aka-Captain Stud.



Soon ,, the headline will be "Captain Stud and his super model girlfriend
leave for 2,000 day at sea
trip ..

When we arrive back at the pier in downtown Portsmouth after a 20 love
cruise, I will tell the press:

"who said 2,000 days; it was suppose to be 20 days" .. "some wise guy
must have added the 00000's"


=================


This proves what Dr Phil has taught us .. don't worry, be happy.. Maybe
that wasn't Dr Phil... Bob Marley?
Bob Dylan ? Hugh Hefner? Some great mind!



Remember the guy that was going to sail around in the Atlantic tracing out
the shape of a great whale or something? Maybe 2 years ago.
He was taking his new wife with him and figured they would be out there for
many months sailing and growing sprouts. I think it lasted about 2 months
before she filed for divorce.


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