A couple of decades ago I was in the USCG, aviation. About once or
twice a year we would get a overdue report from some lady looking for
hubby. Typical would be Captain + 2 crew.
Captain = 50 something
Mate = 23 blond something
Matie = 22 blond something

We would gain altitude over the Bahamas and start calling dink
outports/watering holes. Work our way south until found. Never failed.

Poor *******. Your tax dollars at work wrecking lives.

NE Sailboat wrote:
Did ya read this one. Guy named Reid Stowe who is 50 something is off for a
1,000 day at sea sail.

At his side will be the lovely ..Soanya Ahmad, a Queens born daughter of
immigrants from Guyana.

She is like 23!

Larry ,, are you reading this? Hello? Larry,,

I am putting a sign next to my boat this morning..

[ "Want to sail for 2,000 days at sea with 50 something guy"? If yes,,
leave name and number ..]
[ must be younger than 25, and be from a country whose literacy rate is
very low. ]
[ Prefer young, beautiful, super model for this adventure. ]

Hey ... if this is working for Reid ,, this could work for me .. aka-Captain
Stud.



Soon ,, the headline will be "Captain Stud and his super model girlfriend
leave for 2,000 day at sea
trip ..

When we arrive back at the pier in downtown Portsmouth after a 20 love
cruise, I will tell the press:

"who said 2,000 days; it was suppose to be 20 days" .. "some wise guy must
have added the 00000's"


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This proves what Dr Phil has taught us .. don't worry, be happy.. Maybe
that wasn't Dr Phil... Bob Marley?
Bob Dylan ? Hugh Hefner? Some great mind!