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"gospel_truthy" wrote in news:VvPzh.9692
: And there is nothing wrong with only one muscle person. I disagree, wholeheartedly. There must be at LEAST two muscle persons aboard when that boat passes through the harbor entrance. If you sail with one and one breaks a finger around a winch, you end up with ZERO and sailing with ZERO muscle persons is just plain stupid. TWO.....minimum. Test it for yourself. Pick a relatively bad day...raining, 25 knots, 4' seas increasing. Sit down in the cockpit and say to her, "I just broke my leg when it got fouled in the jib sheet coming back aft from shortening sail." From that point on, moan and groan and beg her to help splint your leg and sail the boat as you are in agony. Run the test for 6 hours to view the results. You're unconcious after the first 30 minutes, so at that point SHUT UP and quit telling her what to do and how to do it. Unconcious captains are really quiet, you know. No frowning and motioning, either....NO CHEATING THE TEST. No warnings before the test, either....it has to be totally unprepared for out of your normal routine. Before the boat broaches or goes aground, terminate the test and declare it a failure. No bitching or ****ing at her, it's YOUR FAULT for not preparing for this scenario, not hers. YOU made this stupid decision to go out with one muscleman. WHEN she starts looking at motorhomes, take that as a signal you'll be soon singlehanding and needing a new MUSCLEMAN to sail with..... Larry -- VIRUS ALERT! VISTA has been released! NOONE will be spared! |
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