"Bruce in Bangkok" wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:09:34 -0400, "Bill Kearney"
wrote:

Right like european colonialism didn't start this whole cluster****. The
US
is just left cleaning up your ****ing mess.

Grammar isn't the problem, not understanding HISTORY is the problem.

****in weird eh? wow a ****in yank is harrassed and he is allowed to
kill . Well here we go 9/11

Maybe you ****in arseholes should start respecting other peoples
lives.
I know you yanks think you're above the law but maybe if you didn't go
round the world thinking that its ok to kill the ****ing natives 'cos,
like they are not civilised because like, they're not american then
maybe the natives will start actually liking you


but for a country founded upon genocide I know that that's a concept
a step too far........

oh yeah, I know there a few grammatical errors......

thats if any of you understand the word grammatical


It probably doesn't meet with your misconceptions but we recently had
a killing here in Phuket.

A German clad in a wet suit swam out into Chalong Bay and boarded an
French boat, on board which was the French owner and his Thai
girlfriend. The "frogman" attacked the Frenchman with a home made
pistol and a knife. the Frenchman defended himself with a fishing
gaff. After several minutes of battle in which both the Frenchman and
the German were both wounded the German leaped overboard. The
Frenchman's girlfriend notified the police who came to the boat and
evacuated the Frenchman to the hospital. The German Frogman's body was
later found floating in the bay - death was stated to be caused by
bleeding from the gaff wounds. The Frenchman was released from the
hospital after several days and was aboard his boat when last heard
of.


Bruce-in-Bangkok
(correct email address for reply)
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Bruce,, the German was a frogman? And the Frenchman had a Thai girlfriend?
This makes no sense. I thought all French men were Gay. And.. a French man
is
sometimes refered to as a Frog.. so.. as for the German? He wanted the Thai
girlfriend. What's wrong with that?

If it were me :: I would lure the Frog, aka=Frenchman, away with a floating
penis.
Then? Where is the Thai girlfriend .. oh boy oh boy oh boy..

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:39:38 GMT, "Thomas, Spring Point Light"
wrote:


"Bruce in Bangkok" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:09:34 -0400, "Bill Kearney"
wrote:

Right like european colonialism didn't start this whole cluster****. The
US
is just left cleaning up your ****ing mess.

Grammar isn't the problem, not understanding HISTORY is the problem.

****in weird eh? wow a ****in yank is harrassed and he is allowed to
kill . Well here we go 9/11

Maybe you ****in arseholes should start respecting other peoples
lives.
I know you yanks think you're above the law but maybe if you didn't go
round the world thinking that its ok to kill the ****ing natives 'cos,
like they are not civilised because like, they're not american then
maybe the natives will start actually liking you


but for a country founded upon genocide I know that that's a concept
a step too far........

oh yeah, I know there a few grammatical errors......

thats if any of you understand the word grammatical


It probably doesn't meet with your misconceptions but we recently had
a killing here in Phuket.

A German clad in a wet suit swam out into Chalong Bay and boarded an
French boat, on board which was the French owner and his Thai
girlfriend. The "frogman" attacked the Frenchman with a home made
pistol and a knife. the Frenchman defended himself with a fishing
gaff. After several minutes of battle in which both the Frenchman and
the German were both wounded the German leaped overboard. The
Frenchman's girlfriend notified the police who came to the boat and
evacuated the Frenchman to the hospital. The German Frogman's body was
later found floating in the bay - death was stated to be caused by
bleeding from the gaff wounds. The Frenchman was released from the
hospital after several days and was aboard his boat when last heard
of.


Bruce-in-Bangkok
(correct email address for reply)
====
Bruce,, the German was a frogman? And the Frenchman had a Thai girlfriend?
This makes no sense. I thought all French men were Gay. And.. a French man
is
sometimes refered to as a Frog.. so.. as for the German? He wanted the Thai
girlfriend. What's wrong with that?

If it were me :: I would lure the Frog, aka=Frenchman, away with a floating
penis.
Then? Where is the Thai girlfriend .. oh boy oh boy oh boy..

Just pointed out that we had a Murder involving a Yachtie, right here
in Phuket, and contrary to the OP, above it didn't involve, even
peripherally, an American. Just a couple of E.U. whusses.
Bruce-in-Bangkok
(correct email address for reply)

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:17:08 +0700, Bruce in Bangkok
wrote:

Just pointed out that we had a Murder involving a Yachtie, right here
in Phuket

Sounded like self defense to me. Think I'll go out and sharpen up the
fishing gaff.

Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:17:08 +0700, Bruce in Bangkok
wrote:

Just pointed out that we had a Murder involving a Yachtie, right here
in Phuket

Sounded like self defense to me. Think I'll go out and sharpen up the
fishing gaff.


Which brings up a thought. You can't take a firearm to Canada, nor
mace or pepper spray and probably not a stun gun. But how about those
cans of wasp spray that shoot about 20 feet?
Gordon

"Gordon" wrote in message
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Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:17:08 +0700, Bruce in Bangkok
wrote:

Just pointed out that we had a Murder involving a Yachtie, right here
in Phuket

Sounded like self defense to me. Think I'll go out and sharpen up the
fishing gaff.


Which brings up a thought. You can't take a firearm to Canada, nor mace
or pepper spray and probably not a stun gun. But how about those cans of
wasp spray that shoot about 20 feet?
Gordon


If it's flamable, all you need is a bic lighter.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:58:58 -0700, Gordon wrote:

Which brings up a thought. You can't take a firearm to Canada,

*correction* -- handgun (and we like it like that)

nor mace or pepper spray and probably not a stun gun.

which should of course bring up a question like "WTF would I need these
things for in Canada?

But how about those cans of wasp spray that shoot about 20 feet?

!!?!
yoda
yesss...much fear in you I sense
/yoda

mister b wrote in
m:

a stun gun.

which should of course bring up a question like "WTF would I need these
things for in Canada?


To protect yourself from the RCMP and city transit cops all carrying
Tasers?

Search Google about Taser use in Canada. Their cops are zappin almost as
many citizens as US cops.

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:20:09 +0000, Larry wrote:

mister b wrote in
m:

a stun gun.

which should of course bring up a question like "WTF would I need these
things for in Canada?


To protect yourself from the RCMP and city transit cops all carrying
Tasers?

uh yeah...I can remember my Dad telling me one of the best survival
strategies in life would be to raise a weapon in the direction of a
police officer...

On Apr 25, 8:44 am, mister b wrote:
On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:58:58 -0700, Gordon wrote:
Which brings up a thought. You can't take a firearm to Canada,

*correction* -- handgun (and we like it like that)

nor mace or pepper spray and probably not a stun gun.

which should of course bring up a question like "WTF would I need these
things for in Canada?

But how about those cans of wasp spray that shoot about 20 feet?


My favorite stealth weapon would be a garden sprayer filled with
gasoline with a zippo lighter attached to the nozzle. The deluxe
version would incorperate a propane cannister used as propellant to
expel the gasoline and fuel one of those piezo spark burners for a
pilot light, but that extravagance could bring notice to an otherwise
innocuous collection of innocent parts and materials.

Chequering of the stock would be approximated by a bored sailor's
string work.

But, of course, no such device would be required for those with pure
hearts and honorable intentions in the wonderful land of The Village,
Kanata or it's nieghbouring waters.


Terry K

Terry K wrote:
On Apr 25, 8:44 am, mister b wrote:
On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:58:58 -0700, Gordon wrote:
Which brings up a thought. You can't take a firearm to Canada,
*correction* -- handgun (and we like it like that)

nor mace or pepper spray and probably not a stun gun.
which should of course bring up a question like "WTF would I need these
things for in Canada?

But how about those cans of wasp spray that shoot about 20 feet?


Rifles are okay?
Wow, I'm headed to the far north of Vancouver and whack some
grizzies!!!!!! And I can do it all from two hundred yards off the deck
of my banana boat!
So I wound a few. The only good grizzy is a dead grizzy. Maybe I can
whack some woofies too.
Don't worry my northern friends! I am on my way to help you!
Gordon