Now this is funny

Capt. Rob wrote:
Attention powerboat owners!!!


I happen to own a powerboat.

Enjoy a fun summer of boating with Boatmax Valet Service-A Total
Package for 2600.00

Here's a great solution to high priced slips, storage and mooring fees.

Are you nuts? That's about twice what I pay for a slip for a
year.

Boatmax Valet Service (BVS) offers a one price deal that's sure to add
pleasure to powerboat enthusiasts and fishing buffs. Your vessel (up to
26 LOA) is stored on our boat rack, safe and dry when not in use.

Not only your price too high, but my boat is 26'

...A
phone call to our operator will have your boat launched and ready for
action at our service docks.

Will they gas it up & check the oil? Put ice on board? How
about sunscreen & dry towels?


1) Your boat will generally not require bottom paint!
2) Your boat will always be safe against harsh weather. No more storm
worries!

Unless the building has a structural problem, which these
hi-rise storage racks often do. They are also prone to fires
which rage out of control because of boat fuel.


718-885-2000 Ext. 119
Ask for Max or leave message
OR call 718-757-7114 and ask for Bob


I urge everybody to call Bob and tell what you think of this
wonderful offer.

DSK