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Date: 06 Jun 2005 23:25:09
From: Winnie Oakbob
Subject: What to do in case of a mutiny ???


What can I do in case of a mutiny ? I don't want to spend the rest of
my life on some remote island or be eaten by cannibals on said island
....



Date: 07 Jun 2005 09:05:35
From: AL Mills
Subject: What to do in case of a mutiny ???


Winnie Oakbob wrote:

What can I do in case of a mutiny ? I don't want to spend the rest of
my life on some remote island or be eaten by cannibals on said island
...


All she asked you to do is go GROCERY shopping. Half an hour at most.
Geez!


AL



Date: 08 Jun 2005 11:08:08
From: d parker
Subject: What to do in case of a mutiny ???





"Winnie Oakbob" wrote in message
om...
What can I do in case of a mutiny ? I don't want to spend the rest of
my life on some remote island or be eaten by cannibals on said island
...

Life in a long boat can be pretty drab. I remember when I was cast
adrift by
my crew off the coast of Tahiti. I had no GPS to find my way. It was
very
inconvenient indeed.

We decided to sail to an island north of New Holland. We did stop at a
few
other islands on the way to collect coconuts, water and the occasional
big
mac. However, the locals were only interested in eating us and as we
had no
condoms left we chose not to stay to long.

The worst part of the trip was that my visa card had maxxed out and I
was
unable to purchase Duty Free.


Capt. William Bligh

You employ the first rule of marriage: Say, "Sorry, dear! It was
entirely my fault."

End of mutiny and return of sexual favors. Life is, once again, good.

"Frank" wrote in
oups.com:

You employ the first rule of marriage: Say, "Sorry, dear! It was
entirely my fault."

End of mutiny and return of sexual favors. Life is, once again, good.



Git 'er Done! - Larry the Cable Guy....(c;

On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 20:27:13 GMT, (Mic) wrote:

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What can I do in case of a mutiny ? I don't want to spend the rest of
my life on some remote island or be eaten by cannibals on said island
...

Shoot or hang the offenders from the yard arm. Problem solved. A good
whipping may do if the mutineers are under 16.
PyroJames
Would arsonists please try to control themselves for the duration of the emergency.

i would sugguest having pleanty of
good rum on board.....