The real problem isn't the aim; it's the half pound of toilet paper!

Glenn S. wrote:
ha - - must be someone else with a spouse or significant other ! ! !

There's one thing I cannot fathom:
When my wife is in the bathroom,
Why she feels compelled to pull
So much from that little roll,
When she's only passing water!
Does she get so much upon her
She requires fifty sheets?
Is she wiping down the seat?
What's the fundamental problem
That she's having with her bottom?
Is she in there having fun?
Surely doing number one
Isn't such a messy matter!
Is she making so much splatter
Every times she goes to pee
That she uses more TP
Than you would in seven months?
Still she grabs it by the bunch
More than I could ever use,
Even doing number two.
Land or sea, it doesn't matter;
On the boat or in the camper
Too much toilet paper's not
What I want inside the pot.

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frosty