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Jessica B February 9th 11 11:55 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Wed, 9 Feb 2011 15:20:06 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 17:08:33 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
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Lowance is an electronic chart display? Cool. I guess if you can see
land you can match things up.

Yes, just punch in your destination and follow the course line to it. But,
you have to watch the depths which are also listed on the electronic chart
to make sure you don't run aground trying to follow a straight line to
your
destination. If the depths are dubious just zig and zag the course line
and
steer to waypoints to avoid such hazards.


It shows depth too? Well, I guess then I'd have to know what is too
shallow.

If it weren't for modern conveniences such as these then the likes of a
Bruce in Bangkok, for example, probably would have never gotten out of the
home port harbor. LOL!



I'd love to share it with you, but I'm kind of hesitant about sharing
with the whole world... Maybe email me and I'll
send you the link?

I don't blame you. I just sent you an e-mail.


I'll check later on. I've got to go exercise for a while. Very
stressful day!



Good on you, Jessica! Excellent mental outlook - rid yourself of stress by
exercising. Turn unproductive into productive. I wish more people had your
healthy attitude. Instead, most people, when they're stressed out, end up
eating or drinking. That's the worst thing they can do. I can be stressed
out about something and then go for a long, hard, bike ride and it gives me
a chance to think things through and, combined with the physical exertion
and endorphins in the brain, it puts everything in the proper perspective.


Wilbur Hubbard


Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

Wilbur Hubbard February 10th 11 06:21 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 9 Feb 2011 15:14:08 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

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Exactly, that's why I so happily retired. . . And, don't dare think about
this sad reality but you are now working about half a year JUST TO PAY
TAXES. Isn't it such a shame that government is able to reach into your
purse and steal half a years earnings from you and then spend it on a
bunch
of welfare crap, war crap, waste and fraud crap and so forth.


What did you do for work? I'm sick about the war. I think whatever we
did already is the best we can do. Why is Obama screwing around? It's
time to leave. I don't want my brother in harms way or dealing with
people who've been there.


In my younger years, after two years in the Army as an MP, I worked as a
motorcyle mechanic. Later on I worked for Suzuki as a technical advisor.
Then I worked for the water company in the Keys as a pipefitter and then
leak control cordinator.

You're right about the two wars. It's time to leave with one caveat for
Iraq, that being if we keep forces there to protect the status quo then they
sell us oil at about half the market price. IOW, they get to pay for their
protection by our armed forces. But, before we leave Afghanistan we need to
tactical nuke every last al quaeda and taliban stronghold from the face of
the Earth..


If you wear long pants then no sticking problem. But, there goes the sexy
black dress. But, even then women wear panty hose, don't they? - so what's
to stick, really?


Every woman has a little black dress! Hose in the tropics? NOT! lol


Hmmm, one learns something new every day. Much easier to go to the bathroom,
at any rate. LOL. Let's see now, a little black dress and a little black,
lacy thong and a little black, lacy bra and nothing else except high heels
and jewelry. Yummy! But, no visible tattoos, please. That ruins it for me.

Every man loves to see a beautiful woman in her little black dress. How can
such a simple device make a woman look so darned hot?


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 10th 11 06:23 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}



What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)






Jessica B February 11th 11 12:16 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:21:13 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 9 Feb 2011 15:14:08 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip

Exactly, that's why I so happily retired. . . And, don't dare think about
this sad reality but you are now working about half a year JUST TO PAY
TAXES. Isn't it such a shame that government is able to reach into your
purse and steal half a years earnings from you and then spend it on a
bunch
of welfare crap, war crap, waste and fraud crap and so forth.


What did you do for work? I'm sick about the war. I think whatever we
did already is the best we can do. Why is Obama screwing around? It's
time to leave. I don't want my brother in harms way or dealing with
people who've been there.


In my younger years, after two years in the Army as an MP, I worked as a
motorcyle mechanic. Later on I worked for Suzuki as a technical advisor.
Then I worked for the water company in the Keys as a pipefitter and then
leak control cordinator.


Sounds like worthy occupations...


You're right about the two wars. It's time to leave with one caveat for
Iraq, that being if we keep forces there to protect the status quo then they
sell us oil at about half the market price. IOW, they get to pay for their
protection by our armed forces. But, before we leave Afghanistan we need to
tactical nuke every last al quaeda and taliban stronghold from the face of
the Earth..


I'm non-violent unless I have an overwhelming desire to slap the sh*t
out of someone. :-)

If you wear long pants then no sticking problem. But, there goes the sexy
black dress. But, even then women wear panty hose, don't they? - so what's
to stick, really?


Every woman has a little black dress! Hose in the tropics? NOT! lol


Hmmm, one learns something new every day. Much easier to go to the bathroom,
at any rate. LOL. Let's see now, a little black dress and a little black,
lacy thong and a little black, lacy bra and nothing else except high heels
and jewelry. Yummy! But, no visible tattoos, please. That ruins it for me.

Every man loves to see a beautiful woman in her little black dress. How can
such a simple device make a woman look so darned hot?


No visible or invisible ones... not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol

Wilbur Hubbard


Jessica B February 11th 11 12:17 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip


Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}



What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)


Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol

Sjouke Burry[_2_] February 11th 11 12:35 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}


What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)


Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol


Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......

Gordon February 11th 11 04:26 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On 2/10/2011 4:35 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)


Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol


Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......


Another sock?

Bruce[_3_] February 11th 11 10:33 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:26:45 -0800, Gordon wrote:

On 2/10/2011 4:35 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)

Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol


Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......


Another sock?


One views with amazement an individual that goes to such lengths to
create a totally false facade to hide his self-perceived inadequacies
behind.

Cheers,

Bruce

Wayne.B February 12th 11 01:27 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 05:33:54 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

One views with amazement an individual that goes to such lengths to
create a totally false facade to hide his self-perceived inadequacies
behind.


I think others percieve them also.

:-)


Bob February 12th 11 02:33 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
JB:
Cool... maybe when you get a chance you can post some picture
somewhere?



Wilbur Hubbard



Willbur. how old is Jessica suppost to be? I think using the word
"cool" is out of her character/age. The younger crowd uses "awsome" or
"wicked" or combined as "Wicked Awsome."

Please do more research and make her dialoge more consistant with her
character.

Bob
BS MS Communication

Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:24 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Sounds like worthy occupations...


Thanks. All involve production of some sort.

snip

tactical nuke every last al quaeda and taliban stronghold from the face of
the Earth..


I'm non-violent unless I have an overwhelming desire to slap the sh*t
out of someone. :-)


You could be quite fun to be with! LOL!

snip


No visible or invisible ones...


YES!


not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol



Goodness! The more I learn about you, the more perfect you appear to be.
But, it wouldn't surprise me if you've succumbed to the belly button jewelry
fad. I think that looks dumb. I'd rather just see a plain, unadorned tummy.



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:34 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Bob" wrote in message
...
JB:
Cool... maybe when you get a chance you can post some picture
somewhere?



Wilbur Hubbard



Willbur. how old is Jessica suppost to be? I think using the word
"cool" is out of her character/age. The younger crowd uses "awsome" or
"wicked" or combined as "Wicked Awsome."


Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


Please do more research and make her dialoge more consistant with her
character.

Bob
BS MS Communication



BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL! At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate. You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman, in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.

Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an invitation
to disaster.

Wilbur Hubbard




Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:36 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Gordon" wrote in message
m...
On 2/10/2011 4:35 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)

Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol


Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......


Another sock?




Whomever it is, he had better keep away from MY woman! LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:38 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:26:45 -0800, Gordon wrote:

On 2/10/2011 4:35 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)

Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol

Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......


Another sock?


One views with amazement an individual that goes to such lengths to
create a totally false facade to hide his self-perceived inadequacies
behind.



One views with even greater amazement several individuals who are so
paranoid that they believe every new nym is a sock puppet.


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:39 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 05:33:54 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

One views with amazement an individual that goes to such lengths to
create a totally false facade to hide his self-perceived inadequacies
behind.


I think others percieve them also.

:-)




Smart ass!


Wilbur Hubbard - has no discernable inadequacies



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 09:02 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"WaIIy" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 05:33:54 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:26:45 -0800, Gordon wrote:

On 2/10/2011 4:35 PM, Sjouke Burry wrote:
Jessica B wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:23:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Yeah, and then I went to my friends and drank! :-) The combo worked
great, except for the next morning. :-}

What two drinks? Didn't you say two drinks was about your limit?

Lightweight! :-)

Yep.. two. I get blasted on two bottles, I mean glasses of wine. lol

Besides, you should see the glasses some people have.
I often use some German 1/2 liter goblets.......
Once (in Germany ) I even used a glass boot of about
2 liters, but I only do that when very thirsty......

Another sock?


One views with amazement an individual that goes to such lengths to
create a totally false facade to hide his self-perceived inadequacies
behind.

Cheers,

Bruce


It is somehting else. Poor guy has real issues.




You guys are the ones with issues. You have reality right in front of your
noses and you won't believe it. Those little photos she posted links to are
from her myspace. Her myspace is under her name. Everything fits too well to
be made up.

I just wish I lived close to Jessica. I would ask her to pose for a picture
with me and post a link and that would prove, once and for all that you guys
are living in unreality thinking Jessica is a sock puppet of mine.

Can't you guys read headers. Look at her time stamp. Definitely from the
left coast. Look at my headers - definitely from the right coast.


Wilbur Hubbard



Bob February 13th 11 03:15 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 

Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


Its not teenybooper talk its what most 20-35 year olds use on the LEFT
coast. Now since ur n da bible thumping republican belt of misguided
angry beliefs I suspect your not in the main channel of contemporary
culture.

oH, I forgot, the other word used in place of the archaic word "cool."
That would be "sick" as in: that Ingrid 38 was sick! Its sort of a
play on the 80s "bad" as in: that was ****in bad..... meaning they
really liked it.


Bob
BS MS Communication


BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL! *



nope.... Butt Sex.

At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate.


That has got to bethe most telling indication of JB character. What
normal woman posts to a "Usenet???"


You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman,


Ya, after a 1 1/2 years of crew changes throught NOLA I can certainly
belive Im sure JB is a superior woman. I just wonder how she hides her
candy... if you get my drift.

in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.
Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an invitation
to disaster.
Wilbur Hubbard


Okay Wilbur. SInce I am a true conservative who has voted Democratic
for decades I shall follow your advise and the Democratic plank of
tollerance and acceptance of TBGL. Yes, ppl from every part of the
rainbow are normal and of course I will follow Lady Gaga's advice. As
Lady Gaga says both in her new song release and the name of her
upcomming tour titled: "You Were Born That Way." I too will accept
Jessica b and Willbur
Shall we call your new relationship

Jessibur

or maybe

Wilica ?

bob

Bob February 13th 11 03:19 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 

You guys are the ones with issues. You have reality right in front of your
noses and you won't believe it. Those little photos she posted links to are
from her myspace. Her myspace is under her name. Everything fits too well to
be made up.


Wilbur Hubbard

Wilbur............... Only olds use myspace AKA oldspace. FB is where
its at kiddo better upgrade JB. trust me NO body on the west coast
uses oldspace anymore.
Bob

..

Wilbur Hubbard February 13th 11 09:01 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Bob" wrote in message
...

Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


:: Its not teenybooper talk its what most 20-35 year olds use on the LEFT
:: coast. Now since ur n da bible thumping republican belt of misguided
:: angry beliefs I suspect your not in the main channel of contemporary
:: culture.

I wouldn't be a cruising sailor if I were, now would I?


:: oH, I forgot, the other word used in place of the archaic word "cool."
:: That would be "sick" as in: that Ingrid 38 was sick! Its sort of a
:: play on the 80s "bad" as in: that was ****in bad..... meaning they
:: really liked it.

Saying, "That's sick" is way out of date - nobody uses that anymore.


Bob
BS MS Communication


BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL!


:: nope.... Butt Sex.

Not a good place to come out of the closet, Bob. LOL!


At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate.


:: That has got to bethe most telling indication of JB character. What
:: normal woman posts to a "Usenet???"

Hey, she said she was interested in sailing or cruising so she found a
sailing group and started posting. What's so suspicious about that? And, if
you can't tell already, Jessica is no 'normal' woman. She's a superior,
highly desirable, evolved goddess of a woman. Get a clue!


You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman,


:: Ya, after a 1 1/2 years of crew changes through NOLA I can certainly
:: believe I'm sure JB is a superior woman. I just wonder how she hides her
:: candy... if you get my drift.

Nope, I don't get your drift at all. But, don't be going around insulting
such a fine woman or it might go ill with you . . . She's been known to
smack people with a baseball bat. LOL!

in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.
Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try
to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an
invitation
to disaster.
Wilbur Hubbard


:: Okay Wilbur. SInce I am a true conservative who has voted Democratic
:: for decades

If you voted Democrat even once, you are NO CONSERVATIVE.

:: I shall follow your advise and the Democratic plank of
:: tollerance and acceptance of TBGL. Yes, ppl from every part of the
:: rainbow are normal and of course I will follow Lady Gaga's advice. As
:: Lady Gaga says both in her new song release and the name of her
:: upcomming tour titled: "You Were Born That Way." I too will accept
:: Jessica b and Willbur
:: Shall we call your new relationship
:: Jessibur
:: or maybe
:: Wilica ?



That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. But remember, he who laughs last laughs
loudest. Since Jessica is no sock puppet of mine, it is already evident that
I shall get the last laugh.


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 13th 11 09:05 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Bob" wrote in message
...

You guys are the ones with issues. You have reality right in front of
your
noses and you won't believe it. Those little photos she posted links to
are
from her myspace. Her myspace is under her name. Everything fits too well
to
be made up.


Wilbur............... Only olds use myspace AKA oldspace. FB is where
its at kiddo better upgrade JB. trust me NO body on the west coast
uses oldspace anymore.
Bob

.



FaceBook is for the Internet neophyte and teenybopper crowd - school kids,
don't you know. Those who have a more mature outlook don't really wish to be
associated with the immature crowd that inhabits FaceBook. Duh!


Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B February 15th 11 12:56 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:24:41 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip


Sounds like worthy occupations...


Thanks. All involve production of some sort.

snip

tactical nuke every last al quaeda and taliban stronghold from the face of
the Earth..


I'm non-violent unless I have an overwhelming desire to slap the sh*t
out of someone. :-)


You could be quite fun to be with! LOL!


I am!! lol


snip


No visible or invisible ones...


YES!


not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol



Goodness! The more I learn about you, the more perfect you appear to be.
But, it wouldn't surprise me if you've succumbed to the belly button jewelry
fad. I think that looks dumb. I'd rather just see a plain, unadorned tummy.


Nope... earrings (and the huge nose ring of course!)

Jessica B February 15th 11 12:58 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:34:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...
JB:
Cool... maybe when you get a chance you can post some picture
somewhere?



Wilbur Hubbard



Willbur. how old is Jessica suppost to be? I think using the word
"cool" is out of her character/age. The younger crowd uses "awsome" or
"wicked" or combined as "Wicked Awsome."


Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


Only with my niece and her friends. Then they just look at me like I'm
insane.



Please do more research and make her dialoge more consistant with her
character.

Bob
BS MS Communication



BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL! At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate. You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman, in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.

Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an invitation
to disaster.

Wilbur Hubbard


Maybe he has "issues".


Jessica B February 15th 11 01:01 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:01:31 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...

Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


:: Its not teenybooper talk its what most 20-35 year olds use on the LEFT
:: coast. Now since ur n da bible thumping republican belt of misguided
:: angry beliefs I suspect your not in the main channel of contemporary
:: culture.

I wouldn't be a cruising sailor if I were, now would I?


:: oH, I forgot, the other word used in place of the archaic word "cool."
:: That would be "sick" as in: that Ingrid 38 was sick! Its sort of a
:: play on the 80s "bad" as in: that was ****in bad..... meaning they
:: really liked it.

Saying, "That's sick" is way out of date - nobody uses that anymore.


I use rad or phat sometimes. :)



Bob
BS MS Communication


BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL!


:: nope.... Butt Sex.

Not a good place to come out of the closet, Bob. LOL!


At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate.


:: That has got to bethe most telling indication of JB character. What
:: normal woman posts to a "Usenet???"

Hey, she said she was interested in sailing or cruising so she found a
sailing group and started posting. What's so suspicious about that? And, if
you can't tell already, Jessica is no 'normal' woman. She's a superior,
highly desirable, evolved goddess of a woman. Get a clue!


It's highly suspicious don't you know! Sounds like the conspiracy nuts
are out in force!


You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman,


:: Ya, after a 1 1/2 years of crew changes through NOLA I can certainly
:: believe I'm sure JB is a superior woman. I just wonder how she hides her
:: candy... if you get my drift.

Nope, I don't get your drift at all. But, don't be going around insulting
such a fine woman or it might go ill with you . . . She's been known to
smack people with a baseball bat. LOL!


Hides my candy??? I'm sure that's his way of saying doesn't put out or
something.

in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.
Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try
to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an
invitation
to disaster.
Wilbur Hubbard


:: Okay Wilbur. SInce I am a true conservative who has voted Democratic
:: for decades

If you voted Democrat even once, you are NO CONSERVATIVE.


I AGREE!

:: I shall follow your advise and the Democratic plank of
:: tollerance and acceptance of TBGL. Yes, ppl from every part of the
:: rainbow are normal and of course I will follow Lady Gaga's advice. As
:: Lady Gaga says both in her new song release and the name of her
:: upcomming tour titled: "You Were Born That Way." I too will accept
:: Jessica b and Willbur
:: Shall we call your new relationship
:: Jessibur
:: or maybe
:: Wilica ?



That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. But remember, he who laughs last laughs
loudest. Since Jessica is no sock puppet of mine, it is already evident that
I shall get the last laugh.


Wilbur Hubbard


Jessica B February 15th 11 01:04 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:05:00 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...

You guys are the ones with issues. You have reality right in front of
your
noses and you won't believe it. Those little photos she posted links to
are
from her myspace. Her myspace is under her name. Everything fits too well
to
be made up.


Wilbur............... Only olds use myspace AKA oldspace. FB is where
its at kiddo better upgrade JB. trust me NO body on the west coast
uses oldspace anymore.
Bob

.



FaceBook is for the Internet neophyte and teenybopper crowd - school kids,
don't you know. Those who have a more mature outlook don't really wish to be
associated with the immature crowd that inhabits FaceBook. Duh!


Wilbur Hubbard


I don't like FB. I tried it. It's very, very intrusive and I like to
keep my private life private. I don't know how long it'll be going. I
heard they had a big layoff. Anyway, I haven't used it that long and
it's certainly not my highest priority in life. If I want to chat, I
use the damn phone. I don't even text much... just on the Crackberry
and that's for work.

Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:07 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol



Goodness! The more I learn about you, the more perfect you appear to be.
But, it wouldn't surprise me if you've succumbed to the belly button
jewelry
fad. I think that looks dumb. I'd rather just see a plain, unadorned
tummy.


Nope... earrings (and the huge nose ring of course!)


Well, good on you, Jessica B!!! It must take some real will power these
days not to do the belly button piercing fad.

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)




Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:09 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


I use rad or phat sometimes. :)


Rad is short for radical, I suppose, but What does phat mean?



Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:10 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:34:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...
JB:
Cool... maybe when you get a chance you can post some picture
somewhere?


Wilbur Hubbard


Willbur. how old is Jessica suppost to be? I think using the word
"cool" is out of her character/age. The younger crowd uses "awsome" or
"wicked" or combined as "Wicked Awsome."


Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


Only with my niece and her friends. Then they just look at me like I'm
insane.



Please do more research and make her dialoge more consistant with her
character.

Bob
BS MS Communication



BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL! At any rate, it should as you
apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate. You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman, in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.

Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try
to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an
invitation
to disaster.

Wilbur Hubbard


Maybe he has "issues".



Probably issues of Playboy and doesn't know what to do with a girl who
doesn't have staples in her body. LOL!



Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:13 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:05:00 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip

FaceBook is for the Internet neophyte and teenybopper crowd - school kids,
don't you know. Those who have a more mature outlook don't really wish to
be
associated with the immature crowd that inhabits FaceBook. Duh!


I don't like FB. I tried it. It's very, very intrusive and I like to
keep my private life private. I don't know how long it'll be going. I
heard they had a big layoff. Anyway, I haven't used it that long and
it's certainly not my highest priority in life. If I want to chat, I
use the damn phone. I don't even text much... just on the Crackberry
and that's for work.


Facebook has a bad reputation for invasion of privacy - like they sell all
your private information to everybody who wants it.






Jessica B February 16th 11 12:10 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:07:18 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip

not into body art. :-) Simple is
better of course. lol


Goodness! The more I learn about you, the more perfect you appear to be.
But, it wouldn't surprise me if you've succumbed to the belly button
jewelry
fad. I think that looks dumb. I'd rather just see a plain, unadorned
tummy.


Nope... earrings (and the huge nose ring of course!)


Well, good on you, Jessica B!!! It must take some real will power these
days not to do the belly button piercing fad.

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)



You mean you didn't see it in the pictures???? LOL

Jessica B February 16th 11 12:11 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:09:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip


I use rad or phat sometimes. :)


Rad is short for radical, I suppose, but What does phat mean?


It means good or even hot, basically. It's strange of course... I
don't know many women who __want__ to be called phat!

Jessica B February 16th 11 12:13 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:13:40 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:05:00 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip

FaceBook is for the Internet neophyte and teenybopper crowd - school kids,
don't you know. Those who have a more mature outlook don't really wish to
be
associated with the immature crowd that inhabits FaceBook. Duh!


I don't like FB. I tried it. It's very, very intrusive and I like to
keep my private life private. I don't know how long it'll be going. I
heard they had a big layoff. Anyway, I haven't used it that long and
it's certainly not my highest priority in life. If I want to chat, I
use the damn phone. I don't even text much... just on the Crackberry
and that's for work.


Facebook has a bad reputation for invasion of privacy - like they sell all
your private information to everybody who wants it.


Probably myspace isn't that great either, but it seems like I have
more control over private vs. public.

Wilbur Hubbard February 16th 11 04:25 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)


You mean you didn't see it in the pictures???? LOL



Can't say that I did but . . .

I was a little more interested in the other 'stuff.' LOL!



Wilbur Hubbard February 16th 11 04:27 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:09:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
snip


I use rad or phat sometimes. :)


Rad is short for radical, I suppose, but What does phat mean?


It means good or even hot, basically. It's strange of course... I
don't know many women who __want__ to be called phat!




Well hello, Phattie!



Jessica B February 17th 11 01:00 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:25:04 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)


You mean you didn't see it in the pictures???? LOL



Can't say that I did but . . .

I was a little more interested in the other 'stuff.' LOL!


His pic should be visible now...

Other stuff? Sorry, I think I missed that. The nose ring?? NOT

Jessica B February 17th 11 01:01 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:27:43 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:09:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


I use rad or phat sometimes. :)


Rad is short for radical, I suppose, but What does phat mean?


It means good or even hot, basically. It's strange of course... I
don't know many women who __want__ to be called phat!




Well hello, Phattie!


I think you need to stick to "beautiful" or "foxy"!

Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 09:17 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Well hello, Phattie!


I think you need to stick to "beautiful" or "foxy"!



You might be right. Phattie sounds awful. Foxy and beautiful both fit like
a glove.





Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 09:21 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:25:04 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
snip

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)

You mean you didn't see it in the pictures???? LOL



Can't say that I did but . . .

I was a little more interested in the other 'stuff.' LOL!


His pic should be visible now...

Other stuff? Sorry, I think I missed that. The nose ring?? NOT




You know, STUFF. Like strut your stuff.

My Internet connection really sucks so far today. I'm working off-line
answering these posts because it took forever to download them one at a
time. Hopefully the connection will be better later on. No use trying to
check web pages when it takes half a minute just to download a simple Usenet
text message.



Harryk February 17th 11 10:44 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On 2/17/11 4:21 PM, Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
"Jessica wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:25:04 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica wrote in message
...
snip

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)

You mean you didn't see it in the pictures???? LOL


Can't say that I did but . . .

I was a little more interested in the other 'stuff.' LOL!


His pic should be visible now...

Other stuff? Sorry, I think I missed that. The nose ring?? NOT




You know, STUFF. Like strut your stuff.

My Internet connection really sucks so far today. I'm working off-line
answering these posts because it took forever to download them one at a
time. Hopefully the connection will be better later on. No use trying to
check web pages when it takes half a minute just to download a simple Usenet
text message.




Get your whip out and convince those mice that generate your electricity
to run around the generator wheel faster.

BTW, I wonder...I'll bet you pump your raw sewage overboard from that
purple and yellow derelict boat of yours. Am I right?

Jessica B February 18th 11 12:04 AM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:21:22 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:25:04 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

As for the nose ring. OMG! (take THAT Bob!)

You mean you didn't see it in the pictures???? LOL


Can't say that I did but . . .

I was a little more interested in the other 'stuff.' LOL!


His pic should be visible now...

Other stuff? Sorry, I think I missed that. The nose ring?? NOT




You know, STUFF. Like strut your stuff.

My Internet connection really sucks so far today. I'm working off-line
answering these posts because it took forever to download them one at a
time. Hopefully the connection will be better later on. No use trying to
check web pages when it takes half a minute just to download a simple Usenet
text message.


Oh... heh.. ok.

Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:57 PM

I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


My Internet connection really sucks so far today. I'm working off-line
answering these posts because it took forever to download them one at a
time. Hopefully the connection will be better later on. No use trying to
check web pages when it takes half a minute just to download a simple
Usenet
text message.


Oh... heh.. ok.




The connection was working better today so I visited your MySpace. Your
niece looks like you and vice-versa. There is definitely a family
resemblance. I bet she's like the little sister you never had. Your brother
looks like a banker. But, he looks blonde. Are you sure you're not a blonde,
too. That would explain some things Hee hee! Just teasing. . . :-0~





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