I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our

chest??


Wilbur........ a more age accurate word choice is "them" or "girls" as
in: he was creepy stalky glaring at them. When if actually spent time
with younger girls yould have a better sense of how they talk. They
also tend to use the phrase; "doin it" for ****ing. Its much more
tactful.
And dont for get to use the "ish" lavishly along with ample references
to "looking sexified."

YouTube Kesha or Katy Perry for other references
Your problme is your so old now that the all you know is the Valley
Girl Talk from the 80s and, OMG that is so 2000 n late!
Maybe then youll be less dense-ish
Bob