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Wilbur Hubbard February 9th 11 08:06 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 17:38:04 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

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Tell me something, Jessica, if you would. I guess you know that men are
more
visually oriented than women as a turn-on sort of thing. Even I get turned
on by the sight a scantily-clad lovely. With that in mind, what makes a
'muscle boy', as you call them, think that a buff body is the main thing
that attracts a woman? Do they really think a woman thinks like a man? I
mean, most women I've met seem to have other priorities first - such
things
like a man who is considerate, intelligent, charming, complimentary,
well-to-do, successful in his field, etc. Good looking helps, of course
but
isn't it more of a neck up good looking that women want? So why do muscle
boys think women care most about a pumped up body? And, isn't doing so
sort
of like the bribe situation - kind of an insult to your priorities? Kind
of
an underestimating of your mind?


It's certainly a turn on when a guy is in good shape, but it's
definitely a big zero if that's all there is to him.


I feel the same about women. There's the initial physical attraction then
after a while one begins to wonder, "Where's the beef?"


I have no problem
with boys being boys, but I have a big problem with they think it's
going to impress me. If some guy wants to prove his manhood by arm
wrestling another guy, I say go for it, but don't expect me to get all
limp over it.


What? No swooning? LOL!

As for the pumped up nonsense... I can't help thinking they have ultra
big muscles but tiny ummm chestnuts? Sort of a turn off. It's almost a
homoerotic thing with them I think.


Or, worse yet - self adulation.


Big turn ons for me are intelligence, humor, and at least polite
enough to not embarrass me if my father was sitting at the next table.
Honestly, intelligence and humor make up for a lot, even if a guy
isn't perfect otherwise... maybe a little over-weight... from my
perspective women don't get fixated on things like hair or lack of
it... all things being equal. Oh, and basic hygiene is a
non-negotiable.


Darn, you mean I'd have to bathe regularly? LOL!

I'd also suggest that they keep their hands to them self (well for
starters) :-) keeping in mind that if my older brother saw them, he
might be inclined to disengage their grope rather violently. :-} (He
was a bit over-protective in HS, and I doubt much has changed.)


I like doing that - keeping my hands to myself. Make the woman wonder if I
think there's something wrong with her or that I'm just way shy or
something. . . And, some women, when they're feeling comfortable with the
situation, will take matters into their own hands. That can be very erotic
for a guy.

snip

That's probably true. I just don't give in to what "people think" at
least not when it comes to my social life or personal business. I
would never go out with someone just for their money. It wouldn't be
real and it would just be a gilded cage. Probably be so jealous that
he would croak if I talk to a bartender.


Good girl. You get more loveable all the time . . .


Hey, besides, I make decent money. I'm not rich, but I get by fine. I
don't spend like crazy but I save like crazy.


You seem to have a lot going for you, Jessica. It's very refreshing to hear
how you operate. Restores my faith in the younger generation. I hope there
are more like you out there.

snip

Yeah, what does he expect... I'm going to park and jump into his
car???


LOL! They'd probably freak if you did! Or, wouldn't know what to do?



I'm not saying this happens a lot... far from it. It just creeps me
out when it does. Are they going to try following me home or
something? I actually went out and bought a pepper spray, and bring it
with me to work for when I have to travel around.


Can't say as I can blame you. There are too many psycho cases on the loose
these days.


I'm actually not that paranoid especially in the work day. It's other
times, like at night or whenever.


It's best for a woman NOT to go out alone at night these days. I don't blame
you at all for being uncomfortable with it. Too many creeps around.


Wilbur Hubbard





Jessica B February 10th 11 12:00 AM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
On Wed, 9 Feb 2011 15:06:35 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 17:38:04 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip

Tell me something, Jessica, if you would. I guess you know that men are
more
visually oriented than women as a turn-on sort of thing. Even I get turned
on by the sight a scantily-clad lovely. With that in mind, what makes a
'muscle boy', as you call them, think that a buff body is the main thing
that attracts a woman? Do they really think a woman thinks like a man? I
mean, most women I've met seem to have other priorities first - such
things
like a man who is considerate, intelligent, charming, complimentary,
well-to-do, successful in his field, etc. Good looking helps, of course
but
isn't it more of a neck up good looking that women want? So why do muscle
boys think women care most about a pumped up body? And, isn't doing so
sort
of like the bribe situation - kind of an insult to your priorities? Kind
of
an underestimating of your mind?


It's certainly a turn on when a guy is in good shape, but it's
definitely a big zero if that's all there is to him.


I feel the same about women. There's the initial physical attraction then
after a while one begins to wonder, "Where's the beef?"


Where's the brains? :-)



I have no problem
with boys being boys, but I have a big problem with they think it's
going to impress me. If some guy wants to prove his manhood by arm
wrestling another guy, I say go for it, but don't expect me to get all
limp over it.


What? No swooning? LOL!

As for the pumped up nonsense... I can't help thinking they have ultra
big muscles but tiny ummm chestnuts? Sort of a turn off. It's almost a
homoerotic thing with them I think.


Or, worse yet - self adulation.


Big turn ons for me are intelligence, humor, and at least polite
enough to not embarrass me if my father was sitting at the next table.
Honestly, intelligence and humor make up for a lot, even if a guy
isn't perfect otherwise... maybe a little over-weight... from my
perspective women don't get fixated on things like hair or lack of
it... all things being equal. Oh, and basic hygiene is a
non-negotiable.


Darn, you mean I'd have to bathe regularly? LOL!


You don't have to. Of course, there are consequences.... lol

I'd also suggest that they keep their hands to them self (well for
starters) :-) keeping in mind that if my older brother saw them, he
might be inclined to disengage their grope rather violently. :-} (He
was a bit over-protective in HS, and I doubt much has changed.)


I like doing that - keeping my hands to myself. Make the woman wonder if I
think there's something wrong with her or that I'm just way shy or
something. . . And, some women, when they're feeling comfortable with the
situation, will take matters into their own hands. That can be very erotic
for a guy.


Oh, so you play hard to get? Well, that __ might __ work.. shy goes
only so far.

snip

That's probably true. I just don't give in to what "people think" at
least not when it comes to my social life or personal business. I
would never go out with someone just for their money. It wouldn't be
real and it would just be a gilded cage. Probably be so jealous that
he would croak if I talk to a bartender.

Good girl. You get more loveable all the time . . .


Hey, besides, I make decent money. I'm not rich, but I get by fine. I
don't spend like crazy but I save like crazy.


You seem to have a lot going for you, Jessica. It's very refreshing to hear
how you operate. Restores my faith in the younger generation. I hope there
are more like you out there.


Nope. I'm the ONLY one! lol

snip

Yeah, what does he expect... I'm going to park and jump into his
car???


LOL! They'd probably freak if you did! Or, wouldn't know what to do?


Probably they would, but then there's the other kind who are just
creepy.



I'm not saying this happens a lot... far from it. It just creeps me
out when it does. Are they going to try following me home or
something? I actually went out and bought a pepper spray, and bring it
with me to work for when I have to travel around.

Can't say as I can blame you. There are too many psycho cases on the loose
these days.


I'm actually not that paranoid especially in the work day. It's other
times, like at night or whenever.


It's best for a woman NOT to go out alone at night these days. I don't blame
you at all for being uncomfortable with it. Too many creeps around.


I only go where I'm known or with friends to other places. I never
have any trouble if I'm out alone... I can always get the bartender or
bouncer to walk me to the car.

Wilbur Hubbard February 10th 11 06:04 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 9 Feb 2011 15:06:35 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip

definitely a big zero if that's all there is to him.


I feel the same about women. There's the initial physical attraction then
after a while one begins to wonder, "Where's the beef?"


Where's the brains? :-)



Exactly. To people who have one themselves, another good brain is definitely
a turn-on.

snip

Darn, you mean I'd have to bathe regularly? LOL!


You don't have to. Of course, there are consequences.... lol


Spoken like a true conservative. Liberals have no concept of consequences.
They tend to think they are just victims of random happenings. So sad!

Oh, so you play hard to get? Well, that __ might __ work.. shy goes
only so far.


I don't suppose I was ever attractive enough to get away with the playing
hard to get bit but just not being too aggressive seems to work out well.
Women seem to like to be in control even when they are acting all out of
control. See, women aren't so hard to figure out either. Only once a woman
gets to know and trust a man can she feel comfortable not being in control.
I guess that's sort of a survival trait as men are generally stronger and
women have to be careful not to put themselves in an untenable situation
with somebody they really don't know much about.

You seem to have a lot going for you, Jessica. It's very refreshing to
hear
how you operate. Restores my faith in the younger generation. I hope there
are more like you out there.


Nope. I'm the ONLY one! lol


Ha ha! It wouldn't surprise me one bit. . .


It's best for a woman NOT to go out alone at night these days. I don't
blame
you at all for being uncomfortable with it. Too many creeps around.


I only go where I'm known or with friends to other places. I never
have any trouble if I'm out alone... I can always get the bartender or
bouncer to walk me to the car.


But, what happens if the bouncer is a creep? ;-) Ah, such problems. Women
ARE from Venus, for sure.


Wilbur Hubbard




Jessica B February 11th 11 12:21 AM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:04:03 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 9 Feb 2011 15:06:35 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip

definitely a big zero if that's all there is to him.

I feel the same about women. There's the initial physical attraction then
after a while one begins to wonder, "Where's the beef?"


Where's the brains? :-)



Exactly. To people who have one themselves, another good brain is definitely
a turn-on.

snip

Darn, you mean I'd have to bathe regularly? LOL!


You don't have to. Of course, there are consequences.... lol


Spoken like a true conservative. Liberals have no concept of consequences.
They tend to think they are just victims of random happenings. So sad!


I don't think most liberals actually understand that this country was
build on business success. Sure there have been abuses, but generally
things have worked out pretty well for people.

Oh, so you play hard to get? Well, that __ might __ work.. shy goes
only so far.


I don't suppose I was ever attractive enough to get away with the playing
hard to get bit but just not being too aggressive seems to work out well.


Aggressive (certainly overly so) doesn't work, except to get the cops
called.

Women seem to like to be in control even when they are acting all out of
control. See, women aren't so hard to figure out either. Only once a woman
gets to know and trust a man can she feel comfortable not being in control.


Nah... we always want to be in control... like when we have car
problems or need a hug. You chase us until we catch you!

I guess that's sort of a survival trait as men are generally stronger and
women have to be careful not to put themselves in an untenable situation
with somebody they really don't know much about.


True enough. Of course, heels do wonders for the top of the foot. :-)

You seem to have a lot going for you, Jessica. It's very refreshing to
hear
how you operate. Restores my faith in the younger generation. I hope there
are more like you out there.


Nope. I'm the ONLY one! lol


Ha ha! It wouldn't surprise me one bit. . .


It's best for a woman NOT to go out alone at night these days. I don't
blame
you at all for being uncomfortable with it. Too many creeps around.


I only go where I'm known or with friends to other places. I never
have any trouble if I'm out alone... I can always get the bartender or
bouncer to walk me to the car.


But, what happens if the bouncer is a creep? ;-) Ah, such problems. Women
ARE from Venus, for sure.


Never had a problem, but again I don't go where I'm not known by
myself.


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 12th 11 07:16 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:04:03 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip


Spoken like a true conservative. Liberals have no concept of consequences.
They tend to think they are just victims of random happenings. So sad!


I don't think most liberals actually understand that this country was
build on business success. Sure there have been abuses, but generally
things have worked out pretty well for people.


Made us the most prosperous and free country in the history of the world.


I don't suppose I was ever attractive enough to get away with the playing
hard to get bit but just not being too aggressive seems to work out well.


Aggressive (certainly overly so) doesn't work, except to get the cops
called.


Or a spike heel in the foot. Or a knee someplace delicate. LOL!


Women seem to like to be in control even when they are acting all out of
control. See, women aren't so hard to figure out either. Only once a woman
gets to know and trust a man can she feel comfortable not being in
control.

Nah... we always want to be in control... like when we have car
problems or need a hug. You chase us until we catch you!


Fake car problems just to get a guy's attention? You're bad! Hugs are always
fun, though. One can tell a lot from a hug. Don't you just love it when you
hug someone of the opposite sex and you get the feeling that both bodies are
just sort of melting into one? Sometimes you can hug somebody and it's like
there's a wall. That kind of hug I can do without. ;-)

snip



Wilbur Hubbard February 14th 11 07:47 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

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Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want that
disease.


Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)


LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!


I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


snip


My brother's suggestion while camping is to not breathe!



I can see why he'd think like that what a baseball bat cracked rib and all.
.. . :-)








Waldo February 14th 11 10:34 PM

Oh well.
 
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)


LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!


I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


snip


My brother's suggestion while camping is to not breathe!



I can see why he'd think like that what a baseball bat cracked rib and
all. . . :-)








Where is your little buddy? She seems to have fallen off the edge of the
earth,

--
Waldo


Wilbur Hubbard February 14th 11 10:42 PM

Oh well.
 
"Waldo" wrote in message
eb.com...
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!


I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


snip


My brother's suggestion while camping is to not breathe!



I can see why he'd think like that what a baseball bat cracked rib and
all. . . :-)








Where is your little buddy? She seems to have fallen off the edge of the
earth,

--
Waldo




Sniff! Maybe she doesn't love me anymore?

Or, more likely, she got tired of reading you
skeptics irrationally accusing her of not being real?


Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B February 15th 11 01:06 AM

Oh well.
 
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)


LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!


I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)


snip


My brother's suggestion while camping is to not breathe!



I can see why he'd think like that what a baseball bat cracked rib and all.
. . :-)


Yeh...

Jessica B February 15th 11 01:07 AM

Oh well.
 
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:34:57 -0500, "Waldo" wrote:

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
tanews.com...
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!


I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


snip


My brother's suggestion while camping is to not breathe!



I can see why he'd think like that what a baseball bat cracked rib and
all. . . :-)








Where is your little buddy? She seems to have fallen off the edge of the
earth,


It's called a life Mr. Waldo. Where is Waldo btw? Something must be
rattling around inside that head of yours.

Jessica B February 15th 11 01:09 AM

Oh well.
 
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:42:57 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Waldo" wrote in message
web.com...
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


snip


My brother's suggestion while camping is to not breathe!


I can see why he'd think like that what a baseball bat cracked rib and
all. . . :-)








Where is your little buddy? She seems to have fallen off the edge of the
earth,

--
Waldo




Sniff! Maybe she doesn't love me anymore?

Or, more likely, she got tired of reading you
skeptics irrationally accusing her of not being real?


Wilbur Hubbard


Nah... you're ok. :) I just had stuff going on and then the web was
down, my mom called, I ran out of gas, it was my friend's b-day, you
know... stuff.

Jessica B February 15th 11 01:13 AM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:16:49 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:04:03 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip


Spoken like a true conservative. Liberals have no concept of consequences.
They tend to think they are just victims of random happenings. So sad!


I don't think most liberals actually understand that this country was
build on business success. Sure there have been abuses, but generally
things have worked out pretty well for people.


Made us the most prosperous and free country in the history of the world.


I'm not rich, but I feel pretty fortunate!


I don't suppose I was ever attractive enough to get away with the playing
hard to get bit but just not being too aggressive seems to work out well.


Aggressive (certainly overly so) doesn't work, except to get the cops
called.


Or a spike heel in the foot. Or a knee someplace delicate. LOL!


I've never done that, but it must hurt like hell!


Women seem to like to be in control even when they are acting all out of
control. See, women aren't so hard to figure out either. Only once a woman
gets to know and trust a man can she feel comfortable not being in
control.

Nah... we always want to be in control... like when we have car
problems or need a hug. You chase us until we catch you!


Fake car problems just to get a guy's attention? You're bad! Hugs are always
fun, though. One can tell a lot from a hug. Don't you just love it when you
hug someone of the opposite sex and you get the feeling that both bodies are
just sort of melting into one? Sometimes you can hug somebody and it's like
there's a wall. That kind of hug I can do without. ;-)


Actually.... lol I ran out of gas, and this guy was very, very nice.
He had a gas can, but nothing in it, so he went to a station, got
some, brought it back, refused to take my money, then went to leave
without even knowing my name. I told him to call me, but sometimes
that doesn't happen. Guys are strange sometimes.

As to hugs.. yeah... like you give a hug to someone and they sort of
lean into you vs. actually hugging... women do that with other women
all the time.. sort of like the fake kiss kiss on the cheeks.

snip


Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 04:42 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:42:57 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Waldo" wrote in message
aweb.com...
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want
that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


snip


My brother's suggestion while camping is to not breathe!


I can see why he'd think like that what (with) baseball bat cracked rib
and
all. . . :-)


Where is your little buddy? She seems to have fallen off the edge of the
earth,

--
Waldo




Sniff! Maybe she doesn't love me anymore?

Or, more likely, she got tired of reading you
skeptics irrationally accusing her of not being real?


Wilbur Hubbard


Nah... you're ok. :) I just had stuff going on and then the web was
down, my mom called, I ran out of gas, it was my friend's b-day, you
know... stuff.


LOL! Real girls don't say "stuff" is what Bob and the gang will be saying
now!








Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 04:48 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!


I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)



I do like western! Guess who used to own my sailboat? Ever heard of Chris
Ledoux? I bought it from Al Ledoux - his father. I used to live in
Nashville, TN. Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUI92lKocc

Chis passed away about five years ago, now.





Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:04 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

Actually.... lol I ran out of gas, and this guy was very, very nice.
He had a gas can, but nothing in it, so he went to a station, got
some, brought it back, refused to take my money, then went to leave
without even knowing my name. I told him to call me, but sometimes
that doesn't happen. Guys are strange sometimes.


Doing a good deed can be an end in and of itself to some people. I think
that's a good quality. Sometimes when I do a good deed and somebody wants to
return the favor I suggest to them maybe it would be better to "pass it on."



As to hugs.. yeah... like you give a hug to someone and they sort of
lean into you vs. actually hugging... women do that with other women
all the time.. sort of like the fake kiss kiss on the cheeks.



The politician or celebrity hug. LOL! Those Rubes can't do anything right.
They don't want to 'soil' themselves by giving one of the peons a real hug.



Jessica B February 16th 11 12:13 AM

Oh well.
 
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:42:38 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:42:57 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Waldo" wrote in message
raweb.com...
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want
that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


snip


My brother's suggestion while camping is to not breathe!


I can see why he'd think like that what (with) baseball bat cracked rib
and
all. . . :-)


Where is your little buddy? She seems to have fallen off the edge of the
earth,

--
Waldo



Sniff! Maybe she doesn't love me anymore?

Or, more likely, she got tired of reading you
skeptics irrationally accusing her of not being real?


Wilbur Hubbard


Nah... you're ok. :) I just had stuff going on and then the web was
down, my mom called, I ran out of gas, it was my friend's b-day, you
know... stuff.


LOL! Real girls don't say "stuff" is what Bob and the gang will be saying
now!


No doubt... of course if they want to claim I look like I'm 16, that's
fine with me!


Jessica B February 16th 11 12:17 AM

Oh well.
 
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:48:52 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
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Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM


You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)



I do like western! Guess who used to own my sailboat? Ever heard of Chris
Ledoux? I bought it from Al Ledoux - his father. I used to live in
Nashville, TN. Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUI92lKocc

Chis passed away about five years ago, now.


I've not heard of him until now. Beautiful voice... that's got to have
been a hard life. I guess there's a romantic notion about it, sort of
like living on a sailboat in the Keys and going where you want to go
(but without the dust and cow smell!).

Jessica B February 16th 11 12:20 AM

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On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:04:59 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

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Actually.... lol I ran out of gas, and this guy was very, very nice.
He had a gas can, but nothing in it, so he went to a station, got
some, brought it back, refused to take my money, then went to leave
without even knowing my name. I told him to call me, but sometimes
that doesn't happen. Guys are strange sometimes.


Doing a good deed can be an end in and of itself to some people. I think
that's a good quality. Sometimes when I do a good deed and somebody wants to
return the favor I suggest to them maybe it would be better to "pass it on."


Well, he called me at work today! :) Don't be jealous! We're suppose
to have a drink Friday, which gives me time to google him and see if
he's married or something! lol


As to hugs.. yeah... like you give a hug to someone and they sort of
lean into you vs. actually hugging... women do that with other women
all the time.. sort of like the fake kiss kiss on the cheeks.



The politician or celebrity hug. LOL! Those Rubes can't do anything right.
They don't want to 'soil' themselves by giving one of the peons a real hug.


Heh...

Wilbur Hubbard February 16th 11 04:21 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
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Well, he called me at work today! :) Don't be jealous! We're suppose
to have a drink Friday, which gives me time to google him and see if
he's married or something! lol


Some guys have ALL the luck!





Jessica B February 17th 11 01:04 AM

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On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:21:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
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Well, he called me at work today! :) Don't be jealous! We're suppose
to have a drink Friday, which gives me time to google him and see if
he's married or something! lol


Some guys have ALL the luck!


Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!

Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 08:09 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

No doubt... of course if they want to claim I look like I'm 16, that's
fine with me!



I'll reserve my opinion about that until such time as I am able to conduct a
close-up and in-personal inspection.

You see, Jessica, the appearance of youth has a lot to do with smoothness,
tone and sensitivity to touch of the skin, clearness and twinkle of the eye,
suppleness of the limbs, bounce of the hair, warmth and moist smoothness of
the lips, tastiness of the ear lobes, etc. :-)

Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 08:14 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:48:52 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
m...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want
that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM

You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)



I do like western! Guess who used to own my sailboat? Ever heard of Chris
Ledoux? I bought it from Al Ledoux - his father. I used to live in
Nashville, TN. Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUI92lKocc

Chis passed away about five years ago, now.


I've not heard of him until now. Beautiful voice... that's got to have
been a hard life. I guess there's a romantic notion about it, sort of
like living on a sailboat in the Keys and going where you want to go
(but without the dust and cow smell!).




True. A real cowboy's life is highly romanticized but it's a very hard and
lonely life. Rodeo cowboys, even more so. Those eight-second rides can kill
ya! It takes a certain type of manly man to lead such a life and I think
the same goes for a live aboard, cruising sailor. One problem we manly men
have is finding a woman who can abide us. Such superior and
secure-in-themselves women are few and far between.

Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 08:28 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:21:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
snip


Well, he called me at work today! :) Don't be jealous! We're suppose
to have a drink Friday, which gives me time to google him and see if
he's married or something! lol


Some guys have ALL the luck!


Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!




That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running out of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.

Wilbur Hubbard



Harryk February 17th 11 10:46 PM

Oh well.
 
On 2/17/11 3:14 PM, Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
"Jessica wrote in message
...
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:48:52 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want
that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM

You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)


I do like western! Guess who used to own my sailboat? Ever heard of Chris
Ledoux? I bought it from Al Ledoux - his father. I used to live in
Nashville, TN. Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUI92lKocc

Chis passed away about five years ago, now.


I've not heard of him until now. Beautiful voice... that's got to have
been a hard life. I guess there's a romantic notion about it, sort of
like living on a sailboat in the Keys and going where you want to go
(but without the dust and cow smell!).




True. A real cowboy's life is highly romanticized but it's a very hard and
lonely life. Rodeo cowboys, even more so. Those eight-second rides can kill
ya! It takes a certain type of manly man to lead such a life and I think
the same goes for a live aboard, cruising sailor. One problem we manly men
have is finding a woman who can abide us. Such superior and
secure-in-themselves women are few and far between.

Wilbur Hubbard




And, of course, the stench that must exist belowdecks in your clapped
out little sailboat. I'll bet you dump waste from your head right into
the water.

Jessica B February 18th 11 12:05 AM

Oh well.
 
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:09:35 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip

No doubt... of course if they want to claim I look like I'm 16, that's
fine with me!



I'll reserve my opinion about that until such time as I am able to conduct a
close-up and in-personal inspection.

You see, Jessica, the appearance of youth has a lot to do with smoothness,
tone and sensitivity to touch of the skin, clearness and twinkle of the eye,
suppleness of the limbs, bounce of the hair, warmth and moist smoothness of
the lips, tastiness of the ear lobes, etc. :-)

Wilbur Hubbard


Yikes.. you sound like a romantic! LOL!!

Jessica B February 18th 11 12:07 AM

Oh well.
 
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:14:08 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:48:52 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
om...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want
that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM

You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)


I do like western! Guess who used to own my sailboat? Ever heard of Chris
Ledoux? I bought it from Al Ledoux - his father. I used to live in
Nashville, TN. Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUI92lKocc

Chis passed away about five years ago, now.


I've not heard of him until now. Beautiful voice... that's got to have
been a hard life. I guess there's a romantic notion about it, sort of
like living on a sailboat in the Keys and going where you want to go
(but without the dust and cow smell!).




True. A real cowboy's life is highly romanticized but it's a very hard and
lonely life. Rodeo cowboys, even more so. Those eight-second rides can kill
ya! It takes a certain type of manly man to lead such a life and I think
the same goes for a live aboard, cruising sailor. One problem we manly men
have is finding a woman who can abide us. Such superior and
secure-in-themselves women are few and far between.

Wilbur Hubbard


As long as there are no cows (cow pies) involved!

Jessica B February 18th 11 12:15 AM

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On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:28:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:21:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Well, he called me at work today! :) Don't be jealous! We're suppose
to have a drink Friday, which gives me time to google him and see if
he's married or something! lol

Some guys have ALL the luck!


Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!




That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running out of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.

Wilbur Hubbard


Hey.. I said I'm not perfect! I thought I could make it. It's not like
I've run out before... well, once or twice. I don't drive that much
with my car, so I don't really think about it. Also, I have to get the
car looked at anyway since the "check engine" light has been on awhile
and I have to get it smogged soone. Not sure what's wrong.. I opened
up the hood and for sure the engine is there! LOL

It's just for a drink and maybe dinner... nice place.. it's call
Monsoon Cafe.

Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:47 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:28:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
Some guys have ALL the luck!

Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!




That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running out
of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.


Hey.. I said I'm not perfect! I thought I could make it. It's not like
I've run out before... well, once or twice. I don't drive that much
with my car, so I don't really think about it. Also, I have to get the
car looked at anyway since the "check engine" light has been on awhile
and I have to get it smogged soone. Not sure what's wrong.. I opened
up the hood and for sure the engine is there! LOL


Are you sure you don't have blonde roots? LOL!

It's just for a drink and maybe dinner... nice place.. it's call
Monsoon Cafe.


Well, I'm hoping everything goes well. You simply must post a follow-up. I
bet he turns out to be a creepy liberal, though. They seem to be
everywhere - like a disease.


Wilbur Hubbard










Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:48 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Yikes.. you sound like a romantic! LOL!!


What's wrong with that? I thought women loved that kind of thing.






Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:50 PM

Oh well.
 
"Harryk" wrote in message
...
snip

And, of course, the stench that must exist belowdecks in your clapped out
little sailboat. I'll bet you dump waste from your head right into the
water.




You ought to know all about stench, HarryK, You sure stink up the
newsgroups. LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:51 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip



As long as there are no cows (cow pies) involved!


Too late! HarryK barged into the thread, already. LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B February 22nd 11 11:41 PM

Oh well.
 
On Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:48:39 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
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Yikes.. you sound like a romantic! LOL!!


What's wrong with that? I thought women loved that kind of thing.


Definitely!!


Jessica B February 22nd 11 11:56 PM

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On Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:47:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:28:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
Some guys have ALL the luck!

Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!



That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running out
of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.


Hey.. I said I'm not perfect! I thought I could make it. It's not like
I've run out before... well, once or twice. I don't drive that much
with my car, so I don't really think about it. Also, I have to get the
car looked at anyway since the "check engine" light has been on awhile
and I have to get it smogged soone. Not sure what's wrong.. I opened
up the hood and for sure the engine is there! LOL


Are you sure you don't have blonde roots? LOL!


I could get a dye job! NOT

It's just for a drink and maybe dinner... nice place.. it's call
Monsoon Cafe.


Well, I'm hoping everything goes well. You simply must post a follow-up. I
bet he turns out to be a creepy liberal, though. They seem to be
everywhere - like a disease.


Actually, things went very well... total gentleman, seemed pretty
grounded, and we talked for a couple hours. He voted for McCain, so I
guess he's not a liberal, but we didn't really talk politics. Talked a
bit about sailing actually. I mentioned I knew someone in Florida.
He's from Miami originally and said he lived in Naples for a while.
He's into rock climbing, which I think it's crazy, but whatever.

The strange/good part was that I took him home (no not mine/his - to
my parents)... they like him even (which for my mom is amazing, since
she doesn't like anyone).

He might be a keeper... as long as he keeps his gas can handy of
course!


Waldo February 23rd 11 01:58 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:47:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:28:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
Some guys have ALL the luck!

Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!



That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas
can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running
out
of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't
turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.

Hey.. I said I'm not perfect! I thought I could make it. It's not like
I've run out before... well, once or twice. I don't drive that much
with my car, so I don't really think about it. Also, I have to get the
car looked at anyway since the "check engine" light has been on awhile
and I have to get it smogged soone. Not sure what's wrong.. I opened
up the hood and for sure the engine is there! LOL


Are you sure you don't have blonde roots? LOL!


I could get a dye job! NOT

It's just for a drink and maybe dinner... nice place.. it's call
Monsoon Cafe.


Well, I'm hoping everything goes well. You simply must post a follow-up. I
bet he turns out to be a creepy liberal, though. They seem to be
everywhere - like a disease.


Actually, things went very well... total gentleman, seemed pretty
grounded, and we talked for a couple hours. He voted for McCain, so I
guess he's not a liberal, but we didn't really talk politics. Talked a
bit about sailing actually. I mentioned I knew someone in Florida.
He's from Miami originally and said he lived in Naples for a while.
He's into rock climbing, which I think it's crazy, but whatever.

The strange/good part was that I took him home (no not mine/his - to
my parents)... they like him even (which for my mom is amazing, since
she doesn't like anyone).

He might be a keeper... as long as he keeps his gas can handy of
course!


What are his thoughts on little boobs?

--
Waldo


Wilbur Hubbard February 24th 11 08:16 PM

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"Waldo" wrote in message
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What are his thoughts on little boobs?



You seem to have a boob fetish there, Waldo. If you don't like the size of
Jessica's boobs then look elsewhere. Is that so hard?

I happen to think her boobs are sized just right. IMO, small boobs are much
sexier than large boobs that end up hanging, sagging and swinging after a
woman passes her prime.


Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B February 24th 11 11:44 PM

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On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:16:29 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

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What are his thoughts on little boobs?



You seem to have a boob fetish there, Waldo. If you don't like the size of
Jessica's boobs then look elsewhere. Is that so hard?

I happen to think her boobs are sized just right. IMO, small boobs are much
sexier than large boobs that end up hanging, sagging and swinging after a
woman passes her prime.


Wilbur Hubbard


I think he and Bob are just mean-spirited. I bet they would never say
such things to a woman to her face, so basically this is their only
outlet.

I think my boobs are just right also! LOL

Enough about my boobs.. LOL

Is that all men think about? LOL

Wilbur Hubbard February 25th 11 06:07 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:16:29 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Waldo" wrote in message
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What are his thoughts on little boobs?



You seem to have a boob fetish there, Waldo. If you don't like the size of
Jessica's boobs then look elsewhere. Is that so hard?

I happen to think her boobs are sized just right. IMO, small boobs are
much
sexier than large boobs that end up hanging, sagging and swinging after a
woman passes her prime.


Wilbur Hubbard


I think he and Bob are just mean-spirited. I bet they would never say
such things to a woman to her face, so basically this is their only
outlet.


A valid observation, I'm sure.

I think my boobs are just right also! LOL


They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)

Enough about my boobs.. LOL


Aw, spoilsport!

Is that all men think about? LOL


Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)


Wilbur Hubbard




Jessica B March 3rd 11 12:48 AM

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On Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:07:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:16:29 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Waldo" wrote in message
raweb.com...
snip


What are his thoughts on little boobs?


You seem to have a boob fetish there, Waldo. If you don't like the size of
Jessica's boobs then look elsewhere. Is that so hard?

I happen to think her boobs are sized just right. IMO, small boobs are
much
sexier than large boobs that end up hanging, sagging and swinging after a
woman passes her prime.


Wilbur Hubbard


I think he and Bob are just mean-spirited. I bet they would never say
such things to a woman to her face, so basically this is their only
outlet.


A valid observation, I'm sure.

I think my boobs are just right also! LOL


They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)


I feel sorry for women with really large breasts. They have back
problems, and then there's old age. My mom had a friend who had to
have reduction surgery... not a fun thing.

Enough about my boobs.. LOL


Aw, spoilsport!


LOL Poor baby!

Is that all men think about? LOL


Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)


The other is, of course, our fabulous brains! LOL

Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard March 4th 11 03:23 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't
need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)


I feel sorry for women with really large breasts. They have back
problems, and then there's old age. My mom had a friend who had to
have reduction surgery... not a fun thing.


Small is definitely better in that department. More functional, more
attractive, more healthy and more fun.


Enough about my boobs.. LOL


Aw, spoilsport!


LOL Poor baby!

Is that all men think about? LOL


Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)


The other is, of course, our fabulous brains! LOL



ROFLOL. You are SO funny, Jessica. I just love your sense of humor.


Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B March 5th 11 12:06 AM

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On Fri, 4 Mar 2011 10:23:16 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip

They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't
need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)


I feel sorry for women with really large breasts. They have back
problems, and then there's old age. My mom had a friend who had to
have reduction surgery... not a fun thing.


Small is definitely better in that department. More functional, more
attractive, more healthy and more fun.


Don't know about more healthy... breast cancer doesn't care from what
I've read about it. Certainly more healthy as far as other problems
go. I'm not jealous. I guess when I was younger I thought it was a big
deal, but I'm not any more.


Enough about my boobs.. LOL

Aw, spoilsport!


LOL Poor baby!

Is that all men think about? LOL

Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)


The other is, of course, our fabulous brains! LOL



ROFLOL. You are SO funny, Jessica. I just love your sense of humor.


Brad told me this one after a few glasses of wine... :-}

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress and said ....


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