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Capt. Rob July 28th 09 06:16 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
We left the 35s5 at the dock and went for a quick sail on a
Santana...what great fun! Sails better than the Express 30 or J30...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9LcHluO88w


RB
35s5
NY

Wilbur Hubbard July 28th 09 06:42 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
We left the 35s5 at the dock and went for a quick sail on a
Santana...what great fun! Sails better than the Express 30 or J30...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9LcHluO88w


RB
35s5
NY




Stuff a sock in the pie holes of those screeching brats and it might,
indeed, be fun . . .

Any man who thinks it's fun babysitting noisy brats is such a loser. Any man
who ruins sailing by turning into a day care center should be bitch-slapped
until he got some sense.

--
Gregory Hall



Capt. Rob July 28th 09 08:25 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
On Jul 28, 1:42*pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

...

We left the 35s5 at the dock and went for a quick sail on a
Santana...what great fun! Sails better than the Express 30 or J30...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9LcHluO88w


RB
35s5
NY


Stuff a sock in the pie holes of those screeching brats and it might,
indeed, be fun . . .

Any man who thinks it's fun babysitting noisy brats is such a loser. Any man
who ruins sailing by turning into a day care center should be bitch-slapped
until he got some sense.

--
Gregory Hall




Those kids all took the helm, swam and had a great time. They went
sailing which is something you DON'T do!

Sorry...but the boat and crew was a blast. We leave Friday for a few
more days of sailing and overnighting....and you'll be eating Ring
Dings and posting here as usual!


Hooooh ahhhh!


RB
35s5
NY

Jim July 28th 09 10:43 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
Capt. Rob wrote:
We left the 35s5 at the dock and went for a quick sail on a
Santana...what great fun! Sails better than the Express 30 or J30...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9LcHluO88w


RB
35s5
NY


Nice to see young people exposed to sailing. If your not careful, they
will buy a boat someday and credit you for it.

My step son has a 45 foot custom made cruising boat up in British
Columbia. Once in a while I'll catch him saying something I remember
saying to him a long time ago.

He was listening after all.

cavelamb July 28th 09 11:50 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
Capt. Rob wrote:
On Jul 28, 1:42 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

...

We left the 35s5 at the dock and went for a quick sail on a
Santana...what great fun! Sails better than the Express 30 or J30...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9LcHluO88w
RB
35s5
NY

Stuff a sock in the pie holes of those screeching brats and it might,
indeed, be fun . . .

Any man who thinks it's fun babysitting noisy brats is such a loser. Any man
who ruins sailing by turning into a day care center should be bitch-slapped
until he got some sense.

--
Gregory Hall




Those kids all took the helm, swam and had a great time. They went
sailing which is something you DON'T do!

Sorry...but the boat and crew was a blast. We leave Friday for a few
more days of sailing and overnighting....and you'll be eating Ring
Dings and posting here as usual!


Hooooh ahhhh!


RB
35s5
NY



Here Wilbur...

SLAP!


Wilbur Hubbard July 28th 09 11:52 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...

Those kids all took the helm, swam and had a great time. They went
sailing which is something you DON'T do!

Sorry...but the boat and crew was a blast. We leave Friday for a few
more days of sailing and overnighting....and you'll be eating Ring
Dings and posting here as usual!


Hooooh ahhhh!



Actually, I owe you an apology. I'm just looking at things the wrong way
since I'm not encumbered with young children.

I gave it some more thought and concluded that you are making the best of a
lousy situation. Since you wife has the ability to earn the lion's share of
money in your family, it's only sensible that she go to work and bring home
the big paycheck while you stay home and babysit the kid and do the
homemaker job. Since you have to babysit the kid I suppose why not get
together with another stay-at-home day and go sailing. It sure beats sitting
at home in front of some third-rate, made in China, poorly configured, home
entertainment system and stuffing your face at any rate.

Carry on!

Wilbur Hubbard




Nike July 29th 09 12:15 AM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...

Those kids all took the helm, swam and had a great time. They went
sailing which is something you DON'T do!

Sorry...but the boat and crew was a blast. We leave Friday for a few
more days of sailing and overnighting....and you'll be eating Ring
Dings and posting here as usual!


Hooooh ahhhh!



Actually, I owe you an apology. I'm just looking at things the wrong way
since I'm not encumbered with young children.

I gave it some more thought and concluded that you are making the best of
a lousy situation. Since you wife has the ability to earn the lion's share
of money in your family, it's only sensible that she go to work and bring
home the big paycheck while you stay home and babysit the kid and do the
homemaker job. Since you have to babysit the kid I suppose why not get
together with another stay-at-home day and go sailing. It sure beats
sitting at home in front of some third-rate, made in China, poorly
configured, home entertainment system and stuffing your face at any rate.


Mr. Mom??


Carry on!

Wilbur Hubbard






Capt. Rob July 29th 09 12:18 AM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
On Jul 28, 6:52 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

...

Those kids all took the helm, swam and had a great time. They went
sailing which is something you DON'T do!


Sorry...but the boat and crew was a blast. We leave Friday for a few
more days of sailing and overnighting....and you'll be eating Ring
Dings and posting here as usual!


Hooooh ahhhh!


Actually, I owe you an apology. I'm just looking at things the wrong way
since I'm not encumbered with young children.

I gave it some more thought and concluded that you are making the best of a
lousy situation. Since you wife has the ability to earn the lion's share of
money in your family, it's only sensible that she go to work and bring home
the big paycheck while you stay home and babysit the kid and do the
homemaker job. Since you have to babysit the kid I suppose why not get
together with another stay-at-home day and go sailing. It sure beats sitting
at home in front of some third-rate, made in China, poorly configured, home
entertainment system and stuffing your face at any rate.

Carry on!

Wilbur Hubbard





Lucky Wilbur!

Yep....you're not encumbered with a family or a beautiful wife & a
great kid who makes everyone smile. You're not weighed down with a
pretty woman who waits for me in sexy undies and is wonderful beyond
words! Yup...you're not fitted with the baggage that has allowed you
to own a nice home on 2.7 acres in NY, 10 acres lakefront and a nice
sailing yacht. Thankfully you don't even have to deal with the nice
cars I drive or the variety of cool boats I run day after day and week
after week! You're soooo lucky that you won't be sailing on the LIS
and to Block Island next month with 3 beautiful women!

What a LUCKY guy you are! Have another beer and twinkie!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


RB
35s5
NY

Wilbur Hubbard July 29th 09 01:18 AM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
On Jul 28, 6:52 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

...

Those kids all took the helm, swam and had a great time. They went
sailing which is something you DON'T do!


Sorry...but the boat and crew was a blast. We leave Friday for a few
more days of sailing and overnighting....and you'll be eating Ring
Dings and posting here as usual!


Hooooh ahhhh!


Actually, I owe you an apology. I'm just looking at things the wrong way
since I'm not encumbered with young children.

I gave it some more thought and concluded that you are making the best of
a
lousy situation. Since you wife has the ability to earn the lion's share
of
money in your family, it's only sensible that she go to work and bring
home
the big paycheck while you stay home and babysit the kid and do the
homemaker job. Since you have to babysit the kid I suppose why not get
together with another stay-at-home day and go sailing. It sure beats
sitting
at home in front of some third-rate, made in China, poorly configured,
home
entertainment system and stuffing your face at any rate.

Carry on!

Wilbur Hubbard





Lucky Wilbur!


Yes, sir! Now you're talking.

Yep....you're not encumbered with a family or a beautiful wife & a
great kid who makes everyone smile. You're not weighed down with a
pretty woman who waits for me in sexy undies and is wonderful beyond
words!


Ask yourself just what is the price of this wife and kid? Don't know the
answer? One word will suffice - domestication. Yes, sir! You're
domesticated. Putty in the hand of a woman. Duped into staying home and
being Mister Mom while the little liberated woman earns the paycheck and
wears the pants. Bwahahahhahahaha. She wiggles her booty and you come
crawling to her, tail wagging!

Yup...you're not fitted with the baggage that has allowed you
to own a nice home on 2.7 acres in NY, 10 acres lakefront and a nice
sailing yacht. Thankfully you don't even have to deal with the nice
cars I drive or the variety of cool boats I run day after day and week
after week! You're soooo lucky that you won't be sailing on the LIS
and to Block Island next month with 3 beautiful women!


Talk about baggage. Owning land and homes is just working for Obama and the
Governor. Tell me all about those nice high state and federal taxes you must
keep paying or they foreclose on your house and property. Not only are you
little more than a concubine for your wife you are a slave to the
governments. But, I say that is just reward for any and all fool liberals.

As for sailing with beautiful women that's nice but not if there's a handful
of screaming brats along for the ride. Might as well be sailing with three
beautiful nuns! The frustration level would be about the same.

What a LUCKY guy you are! Have another beer and twinkie!


I drink very few beers and eat fewer Twinkies. I am a lot older than you
are but I could easily defeat your flabby excuse for a body in a forty
kilometer bike race. If you doubt me then put up or shut up. $10,000 dollar
bet says I kick your ass in a 40 kilometer individual time trial any time
this year. Before you lose a chunk of your wife's hard-earned money, though,
get your sorry arse on a bike and see if you can complete 40 kilos in less
than 62 minutes. ****, you'd be luck to finish under an hour and a half.

SMACKDOWN!!!! (and it's not even Saturday nite)

Wilbur Hubbard




Bob[_8_] July 29th 09 01:36 AM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...


You're not weighed down with a
pretty woman who waits for me in sexy undies and is wonderful beyond
words!


It's obvious what weighs her down:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/leslie..._b_227010.html



Jim July 29th 09 05:07 AM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
Capt. Rob wrote:
We left the 35s5 at the dock and went for a quick sail on a
Santana...what great fun! Sails better than the Express 30 or J30...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9LcHluO88w


RB
35s5
NY


Nice to see young people exposed to sailing. If your not careful, they
will buy a boat someday and credit you for it.



Capt. Rob July 29th 09 08:16 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 

I drink very few beers and eat fewer Twinkies. I am a lot older than
you
are but I could easily defeat your flabby excuse for a body in a forty
kilometer bike race. If you doubt me then put up or shut up. $10,000
dollar
bet says I kick your ass in a 40 kilometer individual time trial any
time
this year. Before you lose a chunk of your wife's hard-earned money,
though,
get your sorry arse on a bike and see if you can complete 40 kilos in
less
than 62 minutes. ****, you'd be luck to finish under an hour and a
half.



Is this poor excuse for a human challenging me to a BIKE RACE????
BWAHAHAHHAHA! What? Don't you want to try hopscotch too? How about a
little tether ball?

You don't sail and don't have a boat, NEAL. My wife is taking Thomas
to the movies and I'm listening to the rain on deck as I type.
Hopefully it'll ease off and leave a bit of wind since I'm sailing at
6:00 while you watch Antiques Roadshow.

Domesticated? You bet! I just turned off the Ocean Breeze air
conditioner and put the screens in the companionway. It's beautiful
aboard a boat, even at the dock.
Bike race? This is a SAILING board. Next you'll challenge someone who
sails to a yo-yo contest! What a complete dork you are...and not
afraid to show it!



RB
35s5
NY

Capt. Rob July 29th 09 08:24 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
Talk about baggage. Owning land and homes is just working for Obama
and the
Governor. Tell me all about those nice high state and federal taxes
you must
keep paying or they foreclose on your house and property. Not only are
you
little more than a concubine for your wife you are a slave to the
governments. But, I say that is just reward for any and all fool
liberals.


And yet the money we made on two lots tripled our initial investment
even after factoring the taxes. Rolled that money into our home and a
few other investments and Suzanne only works minimum hours now for a
medical program that is amazing.
So....how are we working for Obama when we're doing great, having fun
and buying a new car every year?

It must be the NEW math! We have a boat. You don't. End of story.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



RB
35s5
NY

Bob[_8_] July 30th 09 04:09 AM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...

Rolled that money into our home and a
few other investments and Suzanne only works minimum hours now for a
medical program that is amazing.


Look at the value graph:

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/52...31924180_zpid/

Lost over 25% in short time. Amazing!



Capt. Rob July 30th 09 04:26 AM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
On Jul 29, 11:09 pm, "Bob" wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

...

Rolled that money into our home and a
few other investments and Suzanne only works minimum hours now for a
medical program that is amazing.


Look at the value graph:

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/52...Carmel-NY-1051...

Lost over 25% in short time. Amazing!




BWAHAHAHAHHA! Guess you don't own any property. That dopey thing said
the lot we sold was worth half of what we got for it 5 months ago. Of
course if you knew that Zestimate actually works on a local units-sold
system, you might have had a clue. That means that even basic land
sales are factored in. Doh!

BTW....we sailed into some heavy rain while you tried to google up a
defense for your sad little life. Tomorrow we're changing out some
running rigging before we do so local cruising for 3 days. I'll be
sure to post pics and video. That's something you can't do because
you're to pathetic to even admit that you're Neal! Instead you just
post under different names. Doesn't that make you feel even more
alone? Why not just post as Neal again and drop all the dopey
addresses and act like a man?



RB
35s5
NY

Bob[_8_] July 30th 09 02:07 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
On Jul 29, 11:09 pm, "Bob" wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

...

Rolled that money into our home and a
few other investments and Suzanne only works minimum hours now for a
medical program that is amazing.


Look at the value graph:

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/52...Carmel-NY-1051...

Lost over 25% in short time. Amazing!




BWAHAHAHAHHA! Guess you don't own any property. That dopey thing said
the lot we sold was worth half of what we got for it 5 months ago. Of
course if you knew that Zestimate actually works on a local units-sold
system, you might have had a clue. That means that even basic land
sales are factored in. Doh!



You owe more on your house than it is worth. You are underwater and your
home value still has a long way to go down before hitting bottom. Your home
investment might break even in about 40 years if there's another housing
bubble, otherwise it is a hole in the ground to throw money in to. The
longer you stay in that place the more you lose and it is going to get more
expensive. It was far, far less expensive to live in Kew Gardens and life
was much better there. You screwed the pooch and you are stuck.
Bwahahahahaha----BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It looks like you lost on Jeopardy and
you're a complete loser! BWAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHA!



Capt. Rob July 30th 09 03:51 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 

You owe more on your house than it is worth. You are underwater and your
home value still has a long way to go down before hitting bottom. Your home
investment might break even in about 40 years if there's another housing
bubble, otherwise it is a hole in the ground to throw money in to. The
longer you stay in that place the more you lose and it is going to get more
expensive. It was far, far less expensive to live in Kew Gardens and life
was much better there. You screwed the pooch and you are stuck.
Bwahahahahaha----BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It looks like you lost on Jeopardy and
you're a complete loser! BWAHAHAHAHA! * BWAHAHAHAHA! * BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHA!





Sorry, Neal. We owe nothing on that home, nor on the lakefront lots
and our home is worth 55K more than we paid, according to two equity
assessments made two months ago. No one in our area succeeded in
getting a tax adjustment for that very reason.

Of course you don't care about my house. You're upset that we sailed
and sailed and are sailing for the next 3 days. You can't stand it one
bit. Next you'll complain about what.....my home theater......

http://ghostlight.zenfolio.com/img/v1/p897508854-5.jpg

Everything in my life is bigger, better and faster than yours. I get
sex, sailing and more fun per hour than you've gotten in your whole
miserable life. You could have made something of yourself, but being a
bitter conservative asshole was more important. What did it get you?
Nada....just a bunch of sad opinions and no boat to sail on.

You got a bad deal, but they were your cards and your hand to play. I
have pity for you, but that's about it.



RB
35s5
NY

Wilbur Hubbard July 31st 09 01:07 AM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
"Bob" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
On Jul 29, 11:09 pm, "Bob" wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

...

Rolled that money into our home and a
few other investments and Suzanne only works minimum hours now for a
medical program that is amazing.

Look at the value graph:

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/52...Carmel-NY-1051...

Lost over 25% in short time. Amazing!




BWAHAHAHAHHA! Guess you don't own any property. That dopey thing said
the lot we sold was worth half of what we got for it 5 months ago. Of
course if you knew that Zestimate actually works on a local units-sold
system, you might have had a clue. That means that even basic land
sales are factored in. Doh!



You owe more on your house than it is worth. You are underwater and your
home value still has a long way to go down before hitting bottom. Your
home investment might break even in about 40 years if there's another
housing bubble, otherwise it is a hole in the ground to throw money in to.
The longer you stay in that place the more you lose and it is going to get
more expensive. It was far, far less expensive to live in Kew Gardens and
life was much better there. You screwed the pooch and you are stuck.
Bwahahahahaha----BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It looks like you lost on Jeopardy and
you're a complete loser! BWAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHA!



What a GIANT smackdown! Keep up the good work. Pie right in the face of
these stupid liberals just makes my day.

Wilbur Hubbard



Capt. Rob July 31st 09 01:13 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 

What a GIANT smackdown! Keep up the good work. Pie right in the face of
these stupid liberals just makes my day.

Wilbur Hubbard





Uhhhh...yeah. Quite the smackdown.

Good lord. We're leaving today for some local cruising. Enjoy cable
TV.



RB
35s5
NY


[email protected] July 31st 09 09:42 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
On Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:13:28 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
wrote:


What a GIANT smackdown! Keep up the good work. Pie right in the face of
these stupid liberals just makes my day.

Wilbur Hubbard





Uhhhh...yeah. Quite the smackdown.

Good lord. We're leaving today for some local cruising. Enjoy cable
TV.



RB
35s5
NY


You might want to rethink that cruise, Rob. LIS and surrounding area
is currently under a tornado watch until 9 pm. There is also thunder &
lightning activity and torrential rain moving through. Weather will
moderate tomorrow, but go nasty again on Sunday.

There's always next weekend!


ElmerF. July 31st 09 11:06 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:13:28 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
wrote:


What a GIANT smackdown! Keep up the good work. Pie right in the face
of
these stupid liberals just makes my day.

Wilbur Hubbard





Uhhhh...yeah. Quite the smackdown.

Good lord. We're leaving today for some local cruising. Enjoy cable
TV.



RB
35s5
NY


You might want to rethink that cruise, Rob. LIS and surrounding area
is currently under a tornado watch until 9 pm. There is also thunder &
lightning activity and torrential rain moving through. Weather will
moderate tomorrow, but go nasty again on Sunday.

There's always next weekend!

He will post about his "adventure" and never even mention questionable
weather. He will even have a video with no sails and a sunny day.

Do you really think he goes sailing?
He has his boat tied up to the dock using thimbols and shackles, fer
crissake.



Wilbur Hubbard July 31st 09 11:22 PM

Sailing on a fast boat!
 
"ElmerF." wrote in message ...

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:13:28 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
wrote:


What a GIANT smackdown! Keep up the good work. Pie right in the face
of
these stupid liberals just makes my day.

Wilbur Hubbard




Uhhhh...yeah. Quite the smackdown.

Good lord. We're leaving today for some local cruising. Enjoy cable
TV.



RB
35s5
NY


You might want to rethink that cruise, Rob. LIS and surrounding area
is currently under a tornado watch until 9 pm. There is also thunder &
lightning activity and torrential rain moving through. Weather will
moderate tomorrow, but go nasty again on Sunday.

There's always next weekend!

He will post about his "adventure" and never even mention questionable
weather. He will even have a video with no sails and a sunny day.

Do you really think he goes sailing?
He has his boat tied up to the dock using thimbols and shackles, fer
crissake.



For Bobsprit "sailing" is the code word for "baby sitting" or "house
sitting."

Wilbur Hubbard
(a live aboard sailor who owns no lubberly abode ashore, pays no property
taxes, pays no income taxes, pays no FICA taxes (they pay me!), pays no
medical expenses - free VA care as a reward for my military service.
Bwahahhahahahahaha! Actually, Bobsprit's wife and the Ghost girls are
helping to supporting me. Thank you, girls!)





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