On Mon, 18 May 2009 20:09:15 +0000, Larry wrote:

"Capt. JG" wrote in
reasolutions:

In Larry's case, it would be
that his ass was cold before he put on his pants. lol


Pants? What's that??

Sound like Peter, there.
Businessman is sitting in a train compartment with a priest.
As the day gets hot, the businessman removes his tie and unbuttons his
collar.
Smirks at the priest, and say "Sorry, father."
Priest stands up, reaches under his robe and his pants drop.
Folds up the pants and tucks them in his valise.
Sits down and smiles at the businessman.
"Sorry, son."

--Vic