"Wilbur" raises his sails twice a week
 

I received a number of emails from people concerning "Wilbur". I'll
get around to answering them individually as time permits. If you have
any "Wilbur" tales that you can email to me please do. I get a kick
out of them, they confirm what I and others have experienced first
hand. I will also pass the good ones around to the locals, maybe we
can start some kind of organized action against him.

I'm out several times a week to take my sister in law up to Ft
Lauderdale for some medical treatments and then my wife and I have to
spend time helping her out. She's a tough bird and we're all hoping
she beats the big "C". I do worry about vandalism now so I got the
neighbor watching and the police passing by regularly.

Yes, "Wilbur" does raise the sails twice a week, his sails being old
man laundry. Nothing is more hysterical than skidded up undies hoisted
on the forestay. Each of the stains and skids are unique so it looks
like some nautical flags. Laundry days are Tuesday and Friday,
ex-whites on Tuesday and colors on Friday.

Last Halloween someone went and pumped out their holding tank into his
cockpit while he was drunk on the streets. The drain holes clogged
quickly so most of the effluent stayed where it should. What was
funnier than Wilbur's cursing from the boat that night was the howls
of laughter from all along the shoreline. It was a town event.

It's also good to hear of another Owens owner here. The Aruba is a
great boat I have looked at a few and if I were to live aboard that
would be a consideration. It would be nice to have twin engines,
docking would be easier. I told a few friends that "Wilbur" has quite
a following on the internet, maybe they will drop in with a few
stories of their own.

It's late, I spent most of the day on the mainland so I'm off to bed.
Just wanted to drop in and share a few words.

Good night Wilbur!

Ron Wilson

"Wilbur" raises his sails twice a week
 

"Ron Wilson" wrote in message
...
I received a number of emails from people concerning "Wilbur". I'll
get around to answering them individually as time permits. If you have
any "Wilbur" tales that you can email to me please do. I get a kick
out of them, they confirm what I and others have experienced first
hand. I will also pass the good ones around to the locals, maybe we
can start some kind of organized action against him.

[snipped]
Ron Wilson


There you go, Ron - you've gone and chucked rocks into Gollum's swamp and
he's not happy.
Keep it coming - this is highly amusing, particularly the attempts to
reverse the pressure.
tinyurl photos would be cool.
Gollum is very upset when Gollum doesn't get what it wants.

"Wilbur" raises his sails twice a week
 

"Ron Wilson" wrote in message
...
I received a number of emails from people concerning "Wilbur". I'll
get around to answering them individually as time permits. If you have
any "Wilbur" tales that you can email to me please do. I get a kick
out of them, they confirm what I and others have experienced first
hand. I will also pass the good ones around to the locals, maybe we
can start some kind of organized action against him.

Fat chance, Fattie!


I'm out several times a week to take my sister in law up to Ft
Lauderdale for some medical treatments and then my wife and I have to
spend time helping her out. She's a tough bird and we're all hoping
she beats the big "C". I do worry about vandalism now so I got the
neighbor watching and the police passing by regularly.

You should worry about more than vandalism. As for your sister, consider
this. Cancer tends to run in families because there is genetic
predisposition for it. I hope you're next, Wilson. You certainly deserve it.
Keep smoking those Marlboro's. Yes, siree!


Yes, "Wilbur" does raise the sails twice a week, his sails being old
man laundry. Nothing is more hysterical than skidded up undies hoisted
on the forestay. Each of the stains and skids are unique so it looks
like some nautical flags. Laundry days are Tuesday and Friday,
ex-whites on Tuesday and colors on Friday.

Liar! Everybody knows I haven't worn underwear for about 20 years. Saved
lots of money that way. A pair of shorts and a t-shirt is all that's needed
in the Keys. Who does laundry on a sailboat anyway. There's a laudromat just
up the road. Duh!


Last Halloween someone went and pumped out their holding tank into his
cockpit while he was drunk on the streets. The drain holes clogged
quickly so most of the effluent stayed where it should. What was
funnier than Wilbur's cursing from the boat that night was the howls
of laughter from all along the shoreline. It was a town event.

Liar!


It's also good to hear of another Owens owner here. The Aruba is a
great boat I have looked at a few and if I were to live aboard that
would be a consideration. It would be nice to have twin engines,
docking would be easier. I told a few friends that "Wilbur" has quite
a following on the internet, maybe they will drop in with a few
stories of their own.

It will be a pack of lies, as usual. And, **** Joe Butcher, hapless skipper
of the erstwhile motor sailer, Red Cloud. Any boat he can afford to own
can't be anything but a piece of ****. If he's been e-mailing you don't
believe a word that idiot says. He's already abandoned and sunk one
perfectly good boat. His Owens probably is doomed to the same fate. Poor Joe
is no sailor. Who else? Probably that idiot Gaynze. He's probably trying to
get information to netKKKop me again. And Katysails, she's another netKKKop
and a skank hypocrite.


It's late, I spent most of the day on the mainland so I'm off to bed.
Just wanted to drop in and share a few words.

Sleep tight, Wilson. And let's hope the next cancer treatment is successful
and that you have a home to return to.

All the best.

Wilbur Hubbard

"Wilbur" raises his sails twice a week
 

On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:50:58 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


"Ron Wilson" wrote in message
.. .
I received a number of emails from people concerning "Wilbur". I'll
get around to answering them individually as time permits. If you have
any "Wilbur" tales that you can email to me please do. I get a kick
out of them, they confirm what I and others have experienced first
hand. I will also pass the good ones around to the locals, maybe we
can start some kind of organized action against him.

Fat chance, Fattie!


I'm out several times a week to take my sister in law up to Ft
Lauderdale for some medical treatments and then my wife and I have to
spend time helping her out. She's a tough bird and we're all hoping
she beats the big "C". I do worry about vandalism now so I got the
neighbor watching and the police passing by regularly.

You should worry about more than vandalism. As for your sister, consider
this. Cancer tends to run in families because there is genetic
predisposition for it. I hope you're next, Wilson. You certainly deserve it.
Keep smoking those Marlboro's. Yes, siree!


Yes, "Wilbur" does raise the sails twice a week, his sails being old
man laundry. Nothing is more hysterical than skidded up undies hoisted
on the forestay. Each of the stains and skids are unique so it looks
like some nautical flags. Laundry days are Tuesday and Friday,
ex-whites on Tuesday and colors on Friday.

Liar! Everybody knows I haven't worn underwear for about 20 years. Saved
lots of money that way. A pair of shorts and a t-shirt is all that's needed
in the Keys. Who does laundry on a sailboat anyway. There's a laudromat just
up the road. Duh!


Last Halloween someone went and pumped out their holding tank into his
cockpit while he was drunk on the streets. The drain holes clogged
quickly so most of the effluent stayed where it should. What was
funnier than Wilbur's cursing from the boat that night was the howls
of laughter from all along the shoreline. It was a town event.

Liar!


It's also good to hear of another Owens owner here. The Aruba is a
great boat I have looked at a few and if I were to live aboard that
would be a consideration. It would be nice to have twin engines,
docking would be easier. I told a few friends that "Wilbur" has quite
a following on the internet, maybe they will drop in with a few
stories of their own.

It will be a pack of lies, as usual. And, **** Joe Butcher, hapless skipper
of the erstwhile motor sailer, Red Cloud. Any boat he can afford to own
can't be anything but a piece of ****. If he's been e-mailing you don't
believe a word that idiot says. He's already abandoned and sunk one
perfectly good boat. His Owens probably is doomed to the same fate. Poor Joe
is no sailor. Who else? Probably that idiot Gaynze. He's probably trying to
get information to netKKKop me again. And Katysails, she's another netKKKop
and a skank hypocrite.


It's late, I spent most of the day on the mainland so I'm off to bed.
Just wanted to drop in and share a few words.

Sleep tight, Wilson. And let's hope the next cancer treatment is successful
and that you have a home to return to.

All the best.

Wilbur Hubbard

Does the term "desperate denial" spring to mind?
Cheers,

Bruce
(bruceinbangkokatgmaildotcom)

"Wilbur" raises his sails twice a week
 

"Bruce in Bangkok" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:50:58 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


"Ron Wilson" wrote in message
. ..
I received a number of emails from people concerning "Wilbur". I'll
get around to answering them individually as time permits. If you have
any "Wilbur" tales that you can email to me please do. I get a kick
out of them, they confirm what I and others have experienced first
hand. I will also pass the good ones around to the locals, maybe we
can start some kind of organized action against him.

Fat chance, Fattie!


I'm out several times a week to take my sister in law up to Ft
Lauderdale for some medical treatments and then my wife and I have to
spend time helping her out. She's a tough bird and we're all hoping
she beats the big "C". I do worry about vandalism now so I got the
neighbor watching and the police passing by regularly.

You should worry about more than vandalism. As for your sister, consider
this. Cancer tends to run in families because there is genetic
predisposition for it. I hope you're next, Wilson. You certainly deserve
it.
Keep smoking those Marlboro's. Yes, siree!


Yes, "Wilbur" does raise the sails twice a week, his sails being old
man laundry. Nothing is more hysterical than skidded up undies hoisted
on the forestay. Each of the stains and skids are unique so it looks
like some nautical flags. Laundry days are Tuesday and Friday,
ex-whites on Tuesday and colors on Friday.

Liar! Everybody knows I haven't worn underwear for about 20 years. Saved
lots of money that way. A pair of shorts and a t-shirt is all that's
needed
in the Keys. Who does laundry on a sailboat anyway. There's a laudromat
just
up the road. Duh!


Last Halloween someone went and pumped out their holding tank into his
cockpit while he was drunk on the streets. The drain holes clogged
quickly so most of the effluent stayed where it should. What was
funnier than Wilbur's cursing from the boat that night was the howls
of laughter from all along the shoreline. It was a town event.

Liar!


It's also good to hear of another Owens owner here. The Aruba is a
great boat I have looked at a few and if I were to live aboard that
would be a consideration. It would be nice to have twin engines,
docking would be easier. I told a few friends that "Wilbur" has quite
a following on the internet, maybe they will drop in with a few
stories of their own.

It will be a pack of lies, as usual. And, **** Joe Butcher, hapless
skipper
of the erstwhile motor sailer, Red Cloud. Any boat he can afford to own
can't be anything but a piece of ****. If he's been e-mailing you don't
believe a word that idiot says. He's already abandoned and sunk one
perfectly good boat. His Owens probably is doomed to the same fate. Poor
Joe
is no sailor. Who else? Probably that idiot Gaynze. He's probably trying
to
get information to netKKKop me again. And Katysails, she's another
netKKKop
and a skank hypocrite.


It's late, I spent most of the day on the mainland so I'm off to bed.
Just wanted to drop in and share a few words.

Sleep tight, Wilson. And let's hope the next cancer treatment is
successful
and that you have a home to return to.

All the best.

Wilbur Hubbard

Does the term "desperate denial" spring to mind?
Cheers,


Only in what passes for a mind in ignorant dupes like you, Bruce.

Wilbur Hubbard