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Gordon February 12th 09 04:40 PM

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UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often
used the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it
was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings,
I will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it
clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word
could be entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the
Speaker of the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE



KLC Lewis February 12th 09 04:57 PM

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"Gordon" wrote in message
m...



UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used
the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I
will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly
expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be
entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the Speaker of
the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE


That's a complete load of Bush.



Gordon February 12th 09 05:45 PM

Sent to me by a Republican friend
 
KLC Lewis wrote:
"Gordon" wrote in message
m...


UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used
the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I
will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly
expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be
entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the Speaker of
the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE


That's a complete load of Bush.


LOL

wordsmith February 12th 09 05:45 PM

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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.

Capt. JG February 12th 09 06:17 PM

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"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
...

"Gordon" wrote in message
m...



UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used
the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I
will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it
clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word
could be entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the
Speaker of the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE


That's a complete load of Bush.



Har.

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www.sailnow.com




Capt. JG February 12th 09 06:18 PM

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"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.



Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Gregory Hall February 12th 09 07:11 PM

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"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
...
snippage
That's a complete load of Bush.


One should not disparage one's privates!

--
Gregory Hall



Gregory Hall February 12th 09 07:12 PM

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
snippage


Nah... it was funny. And, I'm an asshole!



IAWTP

--
Gregory Hall



katy February 12th 09 08:34 PM

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KLC Lewis wrote:
"Gordon" wrote in message
m...


UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used
the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I
will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly
expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be
entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the Speaker of
the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE


That's a complete load of Bush.


I would think Palin would make a better epithet...

Capt. JG February 12th 09 08:35 PM

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"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:26 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon
purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.



Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!


Good on ya, Jon. Who'da thought we'd find an earnest liberal with a sense
of
humor. Wordsmith certainly doesn't fit that bill.



Now I'm offended. An earnest liberal??? lol

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com





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