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Gordon February 12th 09 04:40 PM

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UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often
used the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it
was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings,
I will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it
clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word
could be entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the
Speaker of the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE



KLC Lewis February 12th 09 04:57 PM

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"Gordon" wrote in message
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UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used
the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I
will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly
expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be
entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the Speaker of
the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE


That's a complete load of Bush.



Gordon February 12th 09 05:45 PM

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KLC Lewis wrote:
"Gordon" wrote in message
m...


UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used
the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I
will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly
expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be
entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the Speaker of
the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE


That's a complete load of Bush.


LOL

wordsmith February 12th 09 05:45 PM

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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon purportedly
wrote:
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*plonk*


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Capt. JG February 12th 09 06:17 PM

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"Gordon" wrote in message
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UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used
the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I
will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it
clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word
could be entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the
Speaker of the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE


That's a complete load of Bush.



Har.

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Capt. JG February 12th 09 06:18 PM

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"wordsmith" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.



Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!

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Gregory Hall February 12th 09 07:11 PM

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snippage
That's a complete load of Bush.


One should not disparage one's privates!

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Gregory Hall February 12th 09 07:12 PM

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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snippage


Nah... it was funny. And, I'm an asshole!



IAWTP

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katy February 12th 09 08:34 PM

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KLC Lewis wrote:
"Gordon" wrote in message
m...


UNSAVORY LANGUAGE


Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used
the expression "Bull Sh**". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half
truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The
dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those
expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I
will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It
really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly
expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be
entered into the dictionary. What an excellent legacy for the Speaker of
the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE


That's a complete load of Bush.


I would think Palin would make a better epithet...

Capt. JG February 12th 09 08:35 PM

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"Dave" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:26 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon
purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.



Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!


Good on ya, Jon. Who'da thought we'd find an earnest liberal with a sense
of
humor. Wordsmith certainly doesn't fit that bill.



Now I'm offended. An earnest liberal??? lol

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katy February 12th 09 10:10 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:26 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon
purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.

Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!

Good on ya, Jon. Who'da thought we'd find an earnest liberal with a sense
of
humor. Wordsmith certainly doesn't fit that bill.



Now I'm offended. An earnest liberal??? lol

There is an Importance to being Earnest...

katy February 12th 09 11:41 PM

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Dave wrote:
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:10:20 -0500, katy said:

There is an Importance to being Earnest...


And just what is the importance of being Ernest? g


If you're Ernest then you know who you are...

Capt. JG February 12th 09 11:50 PM

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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:26 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon
purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.

Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!
Good on ya, Jon. Who'da thought we'd find an earnest liberal with a
sense of
humor. Wordsmith certainly doesn't fit that bill.



Now I'm offended. An earnest liberal??? lol

There is an Importance to being Earnest...



I read the book. I guess I should rent the movie, but I'm not a big Reese
fan.


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katy February 13th 09 02:15 AM

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Capt. JG wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:26 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon
purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.
Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!
Good on ya, Jon. Who'da thought we'd find an earnest liberal with a
sense of
humor. Wordsmith certainly doesn't fit that bill.

Now I'm offended. An earnest liberal??? lol

There is an Importance to being Earnest...



I read the book. I guess I should rent the movie, but I'm not a big Reese
fan.


ugh...blasphemy...watch the 1952 version...

Capt. JG February 13th 09 02:20 AM

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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:26 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon
purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.
Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!
Good on ya, Jon. Who'da thought we'd find an earnest liberal with a
sense of
humor. Wordsmith certainly doesn't fit that bill.

Now I'm offended. An earnest liberal??? lol

There is an Importance to being Earnest...



I read the book. I guess I should rent the movie, but I'm not a big Reese
fan.


ugh...blasphemy...watch the 1952 version...



I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

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katy February 13th 09 02:25 AM

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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:26 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon
purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.
Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!
Good on ya, Jon. Who'da thought we'd find an earnest liberal with a
sense of
humor. Wordsmith certainly doesn't fit that bill.
Now I'm offended. An earnest liberal??? lol

There is an Importance to being Earnest...

I read the book. I guess I should rent the movie, but I'm not a big Reese
fan.


ugh...blasphemy...watch the 1952 version...



I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...

Capt. JG February 13th 09 03:36 AM

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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:26 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

"wordsmith" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000, someone posting as Gordon
purportedly
wrote:
snip
OT
*plonk*


--
poking dumbasses in the forehead, till my finger hurts.
Nah... it was funny. And, I'm a liberal!
Good on ya, Jon. Who'da thought we'd find an earnest liberal with a
sense of
humor. Wordsmith certainly doesn't fit that bill.
Now I'm offended. An earnest liberal??? lol

There is an Importance to being Earnest...

I read the book. I guess I should rent the movie, but I'm not a big
Reese fan.


ugh...blasphemy...watch the 1952 version...



I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...



You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

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katy February 13th 09 02:50 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...



You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...

Capt. JG February 13th 09 06:03 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...



You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...



I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

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katy February 14th 09 01:08 AM

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Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...

You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...



I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

We can do it....

katy February 14th 09 01:10 AM

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Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...

You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...



I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

BTW...just to give you a shock of a lifetime...I did NOT vote for Sarah
Painful....

Capt. JG February 14th 09 01:17 AM

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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...

You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...



I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

BTW...just to give you a shock of a lifetime...I did NOT vote for Sarah
Painful....



It wasn't a shock. I felt sorry for her, actually.

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katy February 14th 09 03:21 AM

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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...
You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...

I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

BTW...just to give you a shock of a lifetime...I did NOT vote for Sarah
Painful....



It wasn't a shI don't feel sorry for her at all...I feel sorry for anyone who actually thinks she'scapable of thinking...

ock. I felt sorry for her, actually.


Capt. JG February 14th 09 07:41 AM

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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...
You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...

I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

BTW...just to give you a shock of a lifetime...I did NOT vote for Sarah
Painful....



It wasn't a shI don't feel sorry for her at all...I feel sorry for anyone
who actually thinks she'scapable of thinking...

ock. I felt sorry for her, actually.



I think Palin isn't as dumb as the media would have us think... I think
she's just a bit of a newb, and her being on a world stage didn't help that
obvious fact. I think she thinks a lot about Sarah Palin. Clearly, she a
decent politician in the sense that she was elected governor, even if it's a
minor state as far as population goes.

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katy February 14th 09 02:54 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...
You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...
I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

BTW...just to give you a shock of a lifetime...I did NOT vote for Sarah
Painful....

It wasn't a shI don't feel sorry for her at all...I feel sorry for anyone
who actually thinks she'scapable of thinking...

ock. I felt sorry for her, actually.



I think Palin isn't as dumb as the media would have us think... I think
she's just a bit of a newb, and her being on a world stage didn't help that
obvious fact. I think she thinks a lot about Sarah Palin. Clearly, she a
decent politician in the sense that she was elected governor, even if it's a
minor state as far as population goes.


ugh...the demographic composition of Alaska is so strange that it is
hardly a wonder she was elected..but I think you give her way too much
credit..I think she's very scary and I;m pretty moderate in my
thinking...if I want an avant garde that high up, I'd look at Jessie
Ventura long before klooking at her...or even Arnold, despite his
unfortunate foreign birth...she, though, gives me the heebie jeebie
warning signs of impending doom...

Wilbur Hubbard[_2_] February 14th 09 06:54 PM

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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
. com...
Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...
You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...

I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

BTW...just to give you a shock of a lifetime...I did NOT vote for Sarah
Painful....



It wasn't a shI don't feel sorry for her at all...I feel sorry for anyone
who actually thinks she'scapable of thinking...

ock. I felt sorry for her, actually.



Funny thing though, I don't think Sarah had any daughters or granddaughters
who got run over by a dump truck because they were not taught to look both
ways before crossing a highway.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones don't you know. But,
then again, you have always been a hypocrite.


Wilbur Hubbard



[email protected] February 14th 09 08:49 PM

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On Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:54:30 -0500, katy
wrote:

Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
. com...
Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
. com...
Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...
You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...
I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

BTW...just to give you a shock of a lifetime...I did NOT vote for Sarah
Painful....

It wasn't a shI don't feel sorry for her at all...I feel sorry for anyone
who actually thinks she'scapable of thinking...
ock. I felt sorry for her, actually.



I think Palin isn't as dumb as the media would have us think... I think
she's just a bit of a newb, and her being on a world stage didn't help that
obvious fact. I think she thinks a lot about Sarah Palin. Clearly, she a
decent politician in the sense that she was elected governor, even if it's a
minor state as far as population goes.


ugh...the demographic composition of Alaska is so strange that it is
hardly a wonder she was elected..but I think you give her way too much
credit..I think she's very scary and I;m pretty moderate in my
thinking...if I want an avant garde that high up, I'd look at Jessie
Ventura long before klooking at her...or even Arnold, despite his
unfortunate foreign birth...she, though, gives me the heebie jeebie
warning signs of impending doom...


Alaska has always been a magnet for malcontents of all stripes.


katy February 14th 09 11:37 PM

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wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:54:30 -0500, katy
wrote:

Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
. com...
Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
. com...
Capt. JG wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
. com...
Capt. JG wrote:

I liked the Legally Blonde movies.

There is no hope for you,then...
You mean there was at one point?? Cool.

One can always hope...
I feel an O_ba_ma chant coming on...

BTW...just to give you a shock of a lifetime...I did NOT vote for Sarah
Painful....
It wasn't a shI don't feel sorry for her at all...I feel sorry for anyone
who actually thinks she'scapable of thinking...
ock. I felt sorry for her, actually.

I think Palin isn't as dumb as the media would have us think... I think
she's just a bit of a newb, and her being on a world stage didn't help that
obvious fact. I think she thinks a lot about Sarah Palin. Clearly, she a
decent politician in the sense that she was elected governor, even if it's a
minor state as far as population goes.

ugh...the demographic composition of Alaska is so strange that it is
hardly a wonder she was elected..but I think you give her way too much
credit..I think she's very scary and I;m pretty moderate in my
thinking...if I want an avant garde that high up, I'd look at Jessie
Ventura long before klooking at her...or even Arnold, despite his
unfortunate foreign birth...she, though, gives me the heebie jeebie
warning signs of impending doom...


Alaska has always been a magnet for malcontents of all stripes.


Maybe that's the answer..we can start sending all the weidies there and
quarantine them...they can be very happy with each other...


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