"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
anews.com:

A guy named Bruce sets out to circumnavigate the world. He gets as far
as Bangkok where he's been languishing for thirty some odd years now.
Is he a successful circumnavigator? Is he a sailor who attained his
goals?



Bruce isn't in Bangkok, he's in Phuket.

You've, obviously, never been a sex object for a beautiful Thai female.

That would make circumnavigation a moot point for me, too....(c;]
I'm surprised he still has a boat.....Who needs it?