Does a global magnetic reversal mean that all my electric motors will
run backwards?
Im not worried about my GPS as I can always read the display via a
mirror to correct for the reverse virtual image. Maybe I could just
put the batteries in backwards?

If my electric meter runs backwards, will the power company owe me
money? After the reversal will the off switch become the on switch?

Maybe the only thing that wont change is those 'chad' voting machines
in Florida .... ya think?

Will yankees begin to speak with an unintelligable drawl?

:-)