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Stephen Baker June 4th 04 09:27 PM

How many Usenet posters...
 
.... does it take to change a lightbulb?

=================================================
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.
=================================================

Shamelessly stolen from another Usenet group (who stole it from another, and
so on...)

Since we seem to have some of these threads running, it seemed on topic at the
time. ;-)

Steve
Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/pr...cbweb/home.htm

Rick June 5th 04 12:28 AM

How many Usenet posters...
 
very good!

Stephen Baker wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb?

=================================================
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.
=================================================

Shamelessly stolen from another Usenet group (who stole it from another, and
so on...)

Since we seem to have some of these threads running, it seemed on topic at the
time. ;-)

Steve
Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/pr...cbweb/home.htm



Matt Langenfeld June 5th 04 01:10 AM

How many Usenet posters...
 
;)

Stephen Baker wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb?

=================================================
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.
=================================================

Shamelessly stolen from another Usenet group (who stole it from another, and
so on...)

Since we seem to have some of these threads running, it seemed on topic at the
time. ;-)

Steve
Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/pr...cbweb/home.htm


--
Matt Langenfeld
JEM Watercraft
http://jem.e-boat.net/


wemfish June 6th 04 12:11 AM

How many Usenet posters...
 
And one to dig up years old posts from other groups and re post them . . .

"Stephen Baker" wrote in message
...
... does it take to change a lightbulb?

=================================================
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been

changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is

"lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take

this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to

buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this

technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected
URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions

about
light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.
=================================================

Shamelessly stolen from another Usenet group (who stole it from another,

and
so on...)

Since we seem to have some of these threads running, it seemed on topic at

the
time. ;-)

Steve
Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/pr...cbweb/home.htm




auerbach June 6th 04 12:38 AM

How many Usenet posters...
 
Yes, but should the lightbulb socket be installed with solid wire or
stranded?

That controversy would be good for another hundred postings.

"wemfish" wemfish AT tiscali.co.uk wrote in message
...
And one to dig up years old posts from other groups and re post them . . .

"Stephen Baker" wrote in message
...
... does it take to change a lightbulb?

=================================================
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been

changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the

light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light

bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6

to
condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is

"lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light

bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take

this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light

bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to

buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this

technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected
URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to

this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions

about
light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and

start
it all over again.
=================================================

Shamelessly stolen from another Usenet group (who stole it from another,

and
so on...)

Since we seem to have some of these threads running, it seemed on topic

at
the
time. ;-)

Steve
Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/pr...cbweb/home.htm






Stephen Baker June 6th 04 03:08 AM

How many Usenet posters...
 
wemfish says:

And one to dig up years old posts from other groups and re post them . . .


And get replies top-posted with the full text quoted, no snippage. Classic!
Thanks ;-P

Steve "just kidding, wemfish - nuttin' personal..."

Matt Langenfeld June 6th 04 01:38 PM

How many Usenet posters...
 
Crimped or soldered?????

auerbach wrote:
Yes, but should the lightbulb socket be installed with solid wire or
stranded?

That controversy would be good for another hundred postings.

"wemfish" wemfish AT tiscali.co.uk wrote in message
...

And one to dig up years old posts from other groups and re post them . . .

"Stephen Baker" wrote in message
...

... does it take to change a lightbulb?

=============================================== ==
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been


changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the


light

bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light


bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6


to

condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is


"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light


bulb"

is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take


this

discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light


bulbs

and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to


buy

the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this


technique

and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the


corrected

URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to


this

group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions


about

light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and


start

it all over again.
=============================================== ==

Shamelessly stolen from another Usenet group (who stole it from another,


and

so on...)

Since we seem to have some of these threads running, it seemed on topic


at

the

time. ;-)

Steve
Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/pr...cbweb/home.htm






--
Matt Langenfeld
JEM Watercraft
http://jem.e-boat.net/


dazed and confuzed June 6th 04 10:53 PM

How many Usenet posters...
 
Matt Langenfeld wrote:
Crimped or soldered?????

auerbach wrote:

Yes, but should the lightbulb socket be installed with solid wire or
stranded?

That controversy would be good for another hundred postings.

"wemfish" wemfish AT tiscali.co.uk wrote in message
...

And one to dig up years old posts from other groups and re post them
. . .

"Stephen Baker" wrote in message
...

... does it take to change a lightbulb?

=================================================
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been


changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the



light

bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light



bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6



to

condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is


"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light



bulb"

is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take


this

discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light



bulbs

and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to


buy

the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this


technique

and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the


corrected

URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to



this

group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions


about

light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and



start

it all over again.
=================================================

Shamelessly stolen from another Usenet group (who stole it from
another,


and

so on...)

Since we seem to have some of these threads running, it seemed on topic



at

the

time. ;-)

Steve
Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/pr...cbweb/home.htm






to meet the NEC and the NFPA codes, you must use crimped terminals. The
IBEW cannot teach its members how to solder.......

--
I ain't looking for trouble,.....but you can find it here.


Backyard Renegade June 7th 04 02:31 PM

How many Usenet posters...
 
ospam (Stephen Baker) wrote in message ...
wemfish says:

And one to dig up years old posts from other groups and re post them . . .


And get replies top-posted with the full text quoted, no snippage. Classic!
Thanks ;-P

Steve "just kidding, wemfish - nuttin' personal..."


You are just being a troublemaker... Ya' know if you have all that
extra time on your hands you could take a stroll to the local post and
send me off a set of plans for that sca19, sweeeeeeeet! I would even
consider sailing something like that;) Of course I would wear a hat
and funny glasses, but then again, I do that now.
TBR

Stephen Baker June 7th 04 10:21 PM

How many Usenet posters...
 
Scotty says:

You are just being a troublemaker...


And? ;-P

Ya' know if you have all that
extra time on your hands you could take a stroll to the local post and
send me off a set of plans for that sca19, sweeeeeeeet!


Thanks. I may just do that someday. If I ever finish them.

I would even
consider sailing something like that;)


This I have GOT to see ;-)

Of course I would wear a hat
and funny glasses, but then again, I do that now.


Don't we all? Ooops! No. I wear a funny hat but normal glasses. Sorry.

Steve


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