Every time I visit my 28' S2 at the coast, the guy in the Pearson next
to me is there so I figure he spends ALL his free time there alone but
his boat has no name on it so I asked why.

He replied:

"My wife and I argue a lot and she told me to stop being so cheap and
pay for some professional help for our relationship, I took her advice
but "MARRAIGE COUNSELOR" wouldnt fit on the stern."