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A fellow popped into the sales office last week and shook my hand. He
had to say who he was because I didn't recognize Jax right off. I told
him he should pop into the group for a hello and he shook his head
saying, "Oh no, not that again." He's looking for a boat, but the best
thing I have is hardly affordable, a Pacific Seacraft 40.
Well, that's it and not too exciting except to say that Jax is alive
and well.

An odd sailing day ahead....conducting a sea trial of a Bruce Roberts
32, then bay testing a Albin 34. After that, if the weather holds, I
may mess around on a Santana 30/30 or work on my boat which is about
to get a new floor!

Recent Movies to check out:
The Mist-Better than you might think with good performances and a
intelligent plot.
Cloverfield-Much hyped so expectations might be very high. Lower them
a bit and this is an enjoyable and ambitious idea with reasonable
execution.

Hope you all have a fun day!



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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:57:32 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
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An odd sailing day ahead....conducting a sea trial of a Bruce Roberts
32, then bay testing a Albin 34. After that, if the weather holds, I
may mess around on a Santana 30/30 or work on my boat which is about
to get a new floor!



My boat is getting splashed today. I'll be sailing soon.


Recent Movies to check out:
The Mist-Better than you might think with good performances and a
intelligent plot.
Cloverfield-Much hyped so expectations might be very high. Lower them
a bit and this is an enjoyable and ambitious idea with reasonable
execution.


Nothing but crap. If you want to see a good movie, see Beowulf.

Beowulf is just like me. A man of the sea, slayer of monsters,
military leader. Tall and good looking, and even blond, like me. You
first see him on a viking longboat, going through a storm. I sail
through storms all the time. You also get to see Angelina Jolie
naked.




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On Apr 26, 9:22 am, Bloody Horvath wrote:
On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:57:32 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
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An odd sailing day ahead....conducting a sea trial of a Bruce Roberts
32, then bay testing a Albin 34. After that, if the weather holds, I
may mess around on a Santana 30/30 or work on my boat which is about
to get a new floor!


My boat is getting splashed today. I'll be sailing soon.

Recent Movies to check out:
The Mist-Better than you might think with good performances and a
intelligent plot.
Cloverfield-Much hyped so expectations might be very high. Lower them
a bit and this is an enjoyable and ambitious idea with reasonable
execution.


Nothing but crap. If you want to see a good movie, see Beowulf.

Beowulf is just like me. A man of the sea, slayer of monsters,
military leader. Tall and good looking, and even blond, like me. You
first see him on a viking longboat, going through a storm. I sail
through storms all the time. You also get to see Angelina Jolie
naked.




Beowulf betrayed those around him and lied to his wife and closest
friends. His own weakness and cowardice not only gets many people
killed, but begets a monster.
While Jolie modeled for the computer generated renderings of her naked
form, artistic license is taken. Jolie was quick to point out that her
image in Beowulf is a younger version. The film itself is fun, but
essentially has no balance due to a truncated 3rd act.
No one believes you have a boat to splash I'm afraid.



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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:51:09 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
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Beowulf is just like me. A man of the sea, slayer of monsters,
military leader. Tall and good looking, and even blond, like me. You
first see him on a viking longboat, going through a storm. I sail
through storms all the time. You also get to see Angelina Jolie
naked.




Beowulf betrayed those around him and lied to his wife and closest
friends. His own weakness and cowardice not only gets many people
killed, but begets a monster.


That's your story. Beowulf was seduced by Grendel's mother, who was a
siren. That was his only weakness. No man could have done otherwise.

While Jolie modeled for the computer generated renderings of her naked
form, artistic license is taken. Jolie was quick to point out that her
image in Beowulf is a younger version. The film itself is fun, but
essentially has no balance due to a truncated 3rd act.
No one believes you have a boat to splash I'm afraid.


You lie. I have a 35 foot Hunter. I've posted pictures. I've won
the Mill's Race. I've done the Kessel Run in under ten parsecs.




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Bloody Horvath wrote:.

You lie. I have a 35 foot Hunter. I've posted pictures. I've won
the Mill's Race. I've done the Kessel Run in under ten parsecs.


Uh huh. But apparently you're sufficiently ignorant to not realize that
'parsec' is a unit of distance, not time.

Cheers
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On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:27:41 -0400, Marty wrote this
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Bloody Horvath wrote:.

You lie. I have a 35 foot Hunter. I've posted pictures. I've won
the Mill's Race. I've done the Kessel Run in under ten parsecs.


Uh huh. But apparently you're sufficiently ignorant to not realize that
'parsec' is a unit of distance, not time.


Tell that to Harrison Ford, and George Lucas.





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GILLY?



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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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A fellow popped into the sales office last week and shook my hand. He
had to say who he was because I didn't recognize Jax right off. I told
him he should pop into the group for a hello and he shook his head
saying, "Oh no, not that again." He's looking for a boat, but the best
thing I have is hardly affordable, a Pacific Seacraft 40.
Well, that's it and not too exciting except to say that Jax is alive
and well.



Another Bobsprit lie, it seems. Knowing that JAX is a card carrying Mensa
member, would he be so stupid as to even consider buying a boat from
Bobsprit?


Wilbur Hubbard



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BS. It is all BS, as usual from boobie ****.

Why in the hell would I even walk on the same carpet as a turd like you?

Jax


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A fellow popped into the sales office last week and shook my hand. He
had to say who he was because I didn't recognize Jax right off. I told
him he should pop into the group for a hello and he shook his head
saying, "Oh no, not that again." He's looking for a boat, but the best
thing I have is hardly affordable, a Pacific Seacraft 40.
Well, that's it and not too exciting except to say that Jax is alive
and well.

An odd sailing day ahead....conducting a sea trial of a Bruce Roberts
32, then bay testing a Albin 34. After that, if the weather holds, I
may mess around on a Santana 30/30 or work on my boat which is about
to get a new floor!

Recent Movies to check out:
The Mist-Better than you might think with good performances and a
intelligent plot.
Cloverfield-Much hyped so expectations might be very high. Lower them
a bit and this is an enjoyable and ambitious idea with reasonable
execution.

Hope you all have a fun day!



The Good Captain
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Another Bobsprit lie, it seems. Knowing that JAX is a card carrying
Mensa
member, would he be so stupid as to even consider buying a boat from
Bobsprit?





You mean like this vessel I'm about to deliver into our inventory????

http://ghostlight.zenfolio.com/p526218103/?slideshow=1

I'll have a video of her sailing up shortly, which I'll shoot when I
bring her down to yard. Any vids of you sailing a Pacific Seacraft? Of
course not! But wait until you see what's coming after that. It'll
drive you deeper into sockpuppet hell.





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