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Capt. Rob April 26th 08 12:57 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
A fellow popped into the sales office last week and shook my hand. He
had to say who he was because I didn't recognize Jax right off. I told
him he should pop into the group for a hello and he shook his head
saying, "Oh no, not that again." He's looking for a boat, but the best
thing I have is hardly affordable, a Pacific Seacraft 40.
Well, that's it and not too exciting except to say that Jax is alive
and well.

An odd sailing day ahead....conducting a sea trial of a Bruce Roberts
32, then bay testing a Albin 34. After that, if the weather holds, I
may mess around on a Santana 30/30 or work on my boat which is about
to get a new floor!

Recent Movies to check out:
The Mist-Better than you might think with good performances and a
intelligent plot.
Cloverfield-Much hyped so expectations might be very high. Lower them
a bit and this is an enjoyable and ambitious idea with reasonable
execution.

Hope you all have a fun day!



The Good Captain
35s5
NY

Bloody Horvath April 26th 08 02:22 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:57:32 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
wrote this crap:


An odd sailing day ahead....conducting a sea trial of a Bruce Roberts
32, then bay testing a Albin 34. After that, if the weather holds, I
may mess around on a Santana 30/30 or work on my boat which is about
to get a new floor!



My boat is getting splashed today. I'll be sailing soon.


Recent Movies to check out:
The Mist-Better than you might think with good performances and a
intelligent plot.
Cloverfield-Much hyped so expectations might be very high. Lower them
a bit and this is an enjoyable and ambitious idea with reasonable
execution.


Nothing but crap. If you want to see a good movie, see Beowulf.

Beowulf is just like me. A man of the sea, slayer of monsters,
military leader. Tall and good looking, and even blond, like me. You
first see him on a viking longboat, going through a storm. I sail
through storms all the time. You also get to see Angelina Jolie
naked.




I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

Capt. Rob April 27th 08 12:51 AM

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On Apr 26, 9:22 am, Bloody Horvath wrote:
On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:57:32 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
wrote this crap:



An odd sailing day ahead....conducting a sea trial of a Bruce Roberts
32, then bay testing a Albin 34. After that, if the weather holds, I
may mess around on a Santana 30/30 or work on my boat which is about
to get a new floor!


My boat is getting splashed today. I'll be sailing soon.

Recent Movies to check out:
The Mist-Better than you might think with good performances and a
intelligent plot.
Cloverfield-Much hyped so expectations might be very high. Lower them
a bit and this is an enjoyable and ambitious idea with reasonable
execution.


Nothing but crap. If you want to see a good movie, see Beowulf.

Beowulf is just like me. A man of the sea, slayer of monsters,
military leader. Tall and good looking, and even blond, like me. You
first see him on a viking longboat, going through a storm. I sail
through storms all the time. You also get to see Angelina Jolie
naked.




Beowulf betrayed those around him and lied to his wife and closest
friends. His own weakness and cowardice not only gets many people
killed, but begets a monster.
While Jolie modeled for the computer generated renderings of her naked
form, artistic license is taken. Jolie was quick to point out that her
image in Beowulf is a younger version. The film itself is fun, but
essentially has no balance due to a truncated 3rd act.
No one believes you have a boat to splash I'm afraid.



The Good Captain
35s5
NY

Wilbur Hubbard[_2_] April 27th 08 01:35 AM

The Return of Jax!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
A fellow popped into the sales office last week and shook my hand. He
had to say who he was because I didn't recognize Jax right off. I told
him he should pop into the group for a hello and he shook his head
saying, "Oh no, not that again." He's looking for a boat, but the best
thing I have is hardly affordable, a Pacific Seacraft 40.
Well, that's it and not too exciting except to say that Jax is alive
and well.



Another Bobsprit lie, it seems. Knowing that JAX is a card carrying Mensa
member, would he be so stupid as to even consider buying a boat from
Bobsprit?


Wilbur Hubbard




Bloody Horvath April 27th 08 12:24 PM

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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:51:09 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
wrote this crap:

Beowulf is just like me. A man of the sea, slayer of monsters,
military leader. Tall and good looking, and even blond, like me. You
first see him on a viking longboat, going through a storm. I sail
through storms all the time. You also get to see Angelina Jolie
naked.




Beowulf betrayed those around him and lied to his wife and closest
friends. His own weakness and cowardice not only gets many people
killed, but begets a monster.


That's your story. Beowulf was seduced by Grendel's mother, who was a
siren. That was his only weakness. No man could have done otherwise.

While Jolie modeled for the computer generated renderings of her naked
form, artistic license is taken. Jolie was quick to point out that her
image in Beowulf is a younger version. The film itself is fun, but
essentially has no balance due to a truncated 3rd act.
No one believes you have a boat to splash I'm afraid.


You lie. I have a 35 foot Hunter. I've posted pictures. I've won
the Mill's Race. I've done the Kessel Run in under ten parsecs.




I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

JaxAhby April 27th 08 01:58 PM

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BS. It is all BS, as usual from boobie ****.

Why in the hell would I even walk on the same carpet as a turd like you?

Jax


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
A fellow popped into the sales office last week and shook my hand. He
had to say who he was because I didn't recognize Jax right off. I told
him he should pop into the group for a hello and he shook his head
saying, "Oh no, not that again." He's looking for a boat, but the best
thing I have is hardly affordable, a Pacific Seacraft 40.
Well, that's it and not too exciting except to say that Jax is alive
and well.

An odd sailing day ahead....conducting a sea trial of a Bruce Roberts
32, then bay testing a Albin 34. After that, if the weather holds, I
may mess around on a Santana 30/30 or work on my boat which is about
to get a new floor!

Recent Movies to check out:
The Mist-Better than you might think with good performances and a
intelligent plot.
Cloverfield-Much hyped so expectations might be very high. Lower them
a bit and this is an enjoyable and ambitious idea with reasonable
execution.

Hope you all have a fun day!



The Good Captain
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob April 27th 08 03:26 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
Another Bobsprit lie, it seems. Knowing that JAX is a card carrying
Mensa
member, would he be so stupid as to even consider buying a boat from
Bobsprit?





You mean like this vessel I'm about to deliver into our inventory????

http://ghostlight.zenfolio.com/p526218103/?slideshow=1

I'll have a video of her sailing up shortly, which I'll shoot when I
bring her down to yard. Any vids of you sailing a Pacific Seacraft? Of
course not! But wait until you see what's coming after that. It'll
drive you deeper into sockpuppet hell.





The Good Captain
35s5
NY


Wilbur Hubbard[_2_] April 27th 08 04:52 PM

The Return of Jax!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
...
Another Bobsprit lie, it seems. Knowing that JAX is a card carrying
Mensa
member, would he be so stupid as to even consider buying a boat from
Bobsprit?





You mean like this vessel I'm about to deliver into our inventory????

http://ghostlight.zenfolio.com/p526218103/?slideshow=1

I'll have a video of her sailing up shortly, which I'll shoot when I
bring her down to yard. Any vids of you sailing a Pacific Seacraft? Of
course not! But wait until you see what's coming after that. It'll
drive you deeper into sockpuppet hell.



How come the topsides are black in one photo and white in another? Could
somebody be telling a whopper again?

Wilbur Hubbard



Marty[_2_] April 27th 08 11:27 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
Bloody Horvath wrote:.

You lie. I have a 35 foot Hunter. I've posted pictures. I've won
the Mill's Race. I've done the Kessel Run in under ten parsecs.


Uh huh. But apparently you're sufficiently ignorant to not realize that
'parsec' is a unit of distance, not time.

Cheers
Marty

Marty[_2_] April 27th 08 11:29 PM

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JaxAhby wrote:
BS. It is all BS, as usual from boobie ****.

Why in the hell would I even walk on the same carpet as a turd like you?


And just WTF is JaxAhby? There would appear to be a missing "s".

Cheers
Marty

Bloody Horvath April 28th 08 12:02 AM

The Return of Jax!
 
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:27:41 -0400, Marty wrote this
crap:

Bloody Horvath wrote:.

You lie. I have a 35 foot Hunter. I've posted pictures. I've won
the Mill's Race. I've done the Kessel Run in under ten parsecs.


Uh huh. But apparently you're sufficiently ignorant to not realize that
'parsec' is a unit of distance, not time.


Tell that to Harrison Ford, and George Lucas.





I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

Capt. Rob April 28th 08 02:28 AM

The Return of Jax!
 
How come the topsides are black in one photo and white in another?
Could
somebody be telling a whopper again?




Because you may actually be THAT stupid, I'll answer the question.
It's because some of the photos are from the PS website. We do that to
sell boats. Sometimes we even post graphics showing the layout, even
though the interior looks somewhat less 2 dimensional in person!

As I said, there will be a video up soon. I'm picking the boat up in
about 10-15 days.



The Better Captain
35s5
NY

[email protected] April 28th 08 04:31 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
JaxAhby wrote:
BS. It is all BS, as usual from boobie ****.



As usual


Marty wrote:
And just WTF is JaxAhby? There would appear to be a missing "s".


There's more missing than that.

What I'm curious about- why would Bubbles say that a certain boat was
"out of Jax's price range" when Jax is such a wealthy man? One of the
first rules of BSing is to keep track of your BS.

DSK

Marty[_2_] April 28th 08 05:43 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
Bloody Horvath wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:27:41 -0400, Marty wrote this
crap:

Bloody Horvath wrote:.
You lie. I have a 35 foot Hunter. I've posted pictures. I've won
the Mill's Race. I've done the Kessel Run in under ten parsecs.

Uh huh. But apparently you're sufficiently ignorant to not realize that
'parsec' is a unit of distance, not time.


Tell that to Harrison Ford, and George Lucas.


Ah, I forgot about those towering giants of metrology..

Cheers
Marty

Marty[_2_] April 28th 08 05:45 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
wrote:
JaxAhby wrote:
BS. It is all BS, as usual from boobie ****.


As usual


Marty wrote:
And just WTF is JaxAhby? There would appear to be a missing "s".


There's more missing than that.

What I'm curious about- why would Bubbles say that a certain boat was
"out of Jax's price range" when Jax is such a wealthy man? One of the
first rules of BSing is to keep track of your BS.


Indeed, but Jax has enough money that he can afford less....

Cheers
Marty

[email protected] April 28th 08 07:47 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
Boobsprit's big (dumb) brother steps up to the plate to defend him
once again!

wrote:
Should Bill Gates only want a rowboat if it costs 80 million dollars?


No, but if he were to see a rowboat that was clearly a better & higher-
tech rowboat, he wouldn't rule it out because it was "out of his price
range."

DSK

Marty[_2_] April 28th 08 09:49 PM

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wrote:

And Bill Gates has proved to the world that a good haircut costs over
100 billion dollars. Otherwise, why would he have THAT one? :')


'Cause it's a bitch to get a good haircut and cover the horns? ;-o

Cheers
Marty

[email protected] May 1st 08 03:15 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
wrote:
And Bill Gates has proved to the world that a good haircut costs over
100 billion dollars. Otherwise, why would he have THAT one? :')


Marty wrote:
'Cause it's a bitch to get a good haircut and cover the horns? ;-o


Careful, Uncle Bill is always watching you!

Anyway, it's not a haircut because it's not really his hair... it's
optic fiber connections to his implanted chips.

DSK


[email protected] May 1st 08 03:21 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
Should Bill Gates only want a rowboat if it costs 80 million dollars?


No, but if he were to see a rowboat that was clearly a better & higher-
tech rowboat, he wouldn't rule it out because it was "out of his price
range."




wrote:
How do you know that? I'm sure Sam Walton could have bought a Rolls
Royce or a Ferrari very easily, but drove a pickup truck as his daily
runner because that's what he (and his hounds) liked.


Yep. But just because he liked a pickup, doesn't mean that didn't also
have a Rolls or Ferrarri or two. And it certainly doesn't mean that he
couldn't afford one.

You apparently don't understand the concept of "price range."
Hint- it's based on what one could spend on a given good or service,
not what one decides to spend.

DSK


[email protected] May 1st 08 07:29 PM

The Return of Jax!
 
You apparently don't understand the concept of "price range."
Hint- it's based on what one could spend on a given good or service,
not what one decides to spend.



wrote:
Maybe I understand it,


Maybe.
Given your statements on the subject, it seems doubtful.

and know that price is rarely the only factor
in these decisions.


There is absolutely nothing in the concept of "price range" and in my
statements on the subject to indicate that price is the only
consideration in buying a particular good or service.


.... My present boat, which suits me very well for the
type of sailing I do now, is worth less than 10% of what I will be
spending on the next boat,


Bragging again? Is this intended to show your self-alleged superior
grasp of economic principles?

DSK

[+]-[+] May 11th 08 12:08 AM

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GILLY?



I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.





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