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Scotty December 13th 07 10:15 AM

What is the perfect boat?
 

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"Scotty" wrote:
My boat is perfect for me. I know that's not what you
wanted to hear, but it's a fact.


I like your boat, too. If it had a self-refilling cooler,

it would be
perfect for me too.



it does...Lisa.




Terry K December 16th 07 05:36 PM

What is the perfect boat?
 
Perfect boat? Where? When? Who?

Paid for.

Easy. Fun. Sleepable. (After 30 years in the military, I can sleep
in a garbage can rolling down stairs!)

Cookable, even a camp stove.

Everything is relative, nothing is perfect.

If I enjoy it, it is good enough.

So: Fiberglass, 6' headroom, shallow draught, automatic sail tending
(jib boom!), an engine of some sort, room for a companion, or not. A
shower! Air conditioning!

But especially... Bug Screens!

More so, a lightning rod and grounded anchor chain or substitute.

Sandwiches and rum, to sterilize the river water. A cooker for canned
stew and coffee.

A dinghy, for fishing.

My Tyler 29 Bilge keeler is perfect enough!

Merry Christmas,

Terry K

Bloody Horvath December 16th 07 05:56 PM

What is the perfect boat?
 
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:36:06 -0800 (PST), Terry K
wrote this crap:

Perfect boat? Where? When? Who?

Paid for.

Easy. Fun. Sleepable. (After 30 years in the military, I can sleep
in a garbage can rolling down stairs!)

Cookable, even a camp stove.

Everything is relative, nothing is perfect.

If I enjoy it, it is good enough.

So: Fiberglass, 6' headroom, shallow draught, automatic sail tending
(jib boom!), an engine of some sort, room for a companion, or not. A
shower! Air conditioning!

But especially... Bug Screens!

More so, a lightning rod and grounded anchor chain or substitute.

Sandwiches and rum, to sterilize the river water. A cooker for canned
stew and coffee.

A dinghy, for fishing.

My Tyler 29 Bilge keeler is perfect enough!

Merry Christmas,

Terry K



Jeez, Terry. You forgot the MOST important thing, especially for us
ex-military. A huge cooler for the beer.


Merry Christmas. Fleas Navidad. Happy Chanakuh. Rabid Ramadan. And
Happy Holidays.

Go Buckeyes!






I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

[email protected] December 16th 07 06:05 PM

What is the perfect boat?
 
Paid for.

Bloody Horvath wrote:
Jeez, Terry. You forgot the MOST important thing, especially for us
ex-military. A huge cooler for the beer.


I believe Terry K is English and does not put his beer in a cooler.

Also, the issue of a self-filling cooler has already been addressed.
Pay attention!

DSK

Capt. JG December 16th 07 06:40 PM

What is the perfect boat?
 
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Paid for.


Bloody Horvath wrote:
Jeez, Terry. You forgot the MOST important thing, especially for us
ex-military. A huge cooler for the beer.


I believe Terry K is English and does not put his beer in a cooler.

Also, the issue of a self-filling cooler has already been addressed.
Pay attention!

DSK



If you're from California, it would be a self-fulfilling cooler... duhhh

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Alden Bugley December 16th 07 09:32 PM

What is the perfect boat?
 
Must you gay up everything that you post?


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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Paid for.


Bloody Horvath wrote:
Jeez, Terry. You forgot the MOST important thing, especially for us
ex-military. A huge cooler for the beer.


I believe Terry K is English and does not put his beer in a cooler.

Also, the issue of a self-filling cooler has already been addressed.
Pay attention!

DSK



If you're from California, it would be a self-fulfilling cooler... duhhh

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com






Bloody Horvath December 16th 07 09:53 PM

What is the perfect boat?
 
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:05:52 -0800 (PST), wrote
this crap:

Paid for.


Bloody Horvath wrote:
Jeez, Terry. You forgot the MOST important thing, especially for us
ex-military. A huge cooler for the beer.


I believe Terry K is English and does not put his beer in a cooler.

Also, the issue of a self-filling cooler has already been addressed.
Pay attention!



I have my crew fill the cooler.




I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

Bloody Horvath December 16th 07 09:55 PM

What is the perfect boat?
 
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:40:21 -0800, "Capt. JG"
wrote this crap:


If you're from California, it would be a self-fulfilling cooler... duhhh



I thought you sissy Californians had to have a wine cooler.





I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

Capt. JG December 16th 07 10:58 PM

What is the perfect boat?
 
"Alden Bugley" wrote in message
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Must you gay up everything that you post?


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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wrote in message
...
Paid for.

Bloody Horvath wrote:
Jeez, Terry. You forgot the MOST important thing, especially for us
ex-military. A huge cooler for the beer.

I believe Terry K is English and does not put his beer in a cooler.

Also, the issue of a self-filling cooler has already been addressed.
Pay attention!

DSK



If you're from California, it would be a self-fulfilling cooler... duhhh

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com


FOAD stalker... PLONK

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Bloody Horvath December 17th 07 01:51 AM

What is the perfect boat?
 
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:58:43 -0800, "Capt. JG"
wrote this crap:


"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com


FOAD stalker... PLONK



You plonked yerself? What a dumbass.






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