I can take care of your cat problem for $5.

Scotty
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
JUST PAINTED THE OARS with expensive paint. I went
outside to make
sure no bugs had gotten onthem and they are covered with
black cat
hair. If I didnt like cats, there'd be one less on earth
tonight.

"Frogwatch" wrote
JUST PAINTED THE OARS with expensive paint.

I bet it wasn't as expensive as the paint I used on my oars.... lest
you think I'm bragging, let me explain that it was appliance epoxy in
a spray can, what made it expensive was repainting my neighbor's car.



.... I went
outside to make
sure no bugs had gotten onthem and they are covered with
black cat
hair. If I didnt like cats, there'd be one less on earth
tonight.

"Scotty" wrote:
I can take care of your cat problem for $5.

plus a can of squirty cheese

DSK