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Joe July 16th 07 12:59 AM

Getting Even
 
I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?

Joe


Capt. JG July 16th 07 01:22 AM

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?

Joe



Plastic bag in the raw water intake?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Capt. Rob July 16th 07 02:52 AM

Getting Even
 
I think something fishy and rotten smelling that will send someone
puking into the night....right in their icebox is always a good idea.
Maybe Scotty will send you a pair of his wife's panties?

Or...epoxy a net or rod into it's holder...or

Wright up a phoney EPA fine ticket for 5K on their window....or....

Rent their boat out as an apartment to a Cuban family....or....

Take their anchor and make a mold, the make a perfect plastic floating
replica and replace the original with it. When they try to drop the
hook, it floats! Video tape it and put on Youtube.


RB
35s5
NY





Thom Stewart July 16th 07 03:02 AM

Getting Even
 
I was going to say a potato in outlet exhaust. Joe, I've found; "Getting
even" is never possible, only a lead into more pranks.

Have you laugh and if you know who, laugh with him



Martin B July 16th 07 03:21 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote:

I think something fishy and rotten smelling that will send someone
puking into the night....right in their icebox is always a good idea.
Maybe Scotty will send you a pair of his wife's panties?

Or...epoxy a net or rod into it's holder...or

Wright up a phoney EPA fine ticket for 5K on their window....or....

Rent their boat out as an apartment to a Cuban family....or....

Take their anchor and make a mold, the make a perfect plastic floating
replica and replace the original with it. When they try to drop the
hook, it floats! Video tape it and put on Youtube.


Have you suddenly taken up drinking ?

Cheers
Marty


Capt. Rob July 16th 07 03:33 AM

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hook, it floats! Video tape it and put on Youtube.



Have you suddenly taken up drinking ?



Marty, I have the sad idea that you're imagination is just as poorly
developed as your sense of humor.


RB
35s5
NY


Maxprop July 16th 07 03:41 AM

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?


Do you have a fair idea of who did this, or are you simply going to
retaliate against some poor schmuck on principle?

Max



Joe July 16th 07 03:48 AM

Getting Even
 
On Jul 15, 9:41 pm, "Maxprop" wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message

oups.com...

I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke


Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?


Do you have a fair idea of who did this, or are you simply going to
retaliate against some poor schmuck on principle?

Max


I have a pretty good ideal... Last week I was shooting marbles with a
wrist rocket out the top of the wheelhouse hatch up about 400 ft then
they fell on the tin roof coving thier dock and boat..They were
running around like chickens with thier heads cut off looking for what
was going on...;0)

Joe



Martin B July 16th 07 04:36 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote:

hook, it floats! Video tape it and put on Youtube.


Have you suddenly taken up drinking ?

Marty, I have the sad idea that you're imagination is just as poorly
developed as your sense of humor.


Ah,, so now you're stooping to personal insults. Ta ta.

Cheers
Marty


Scotty July 16th 07 04:42 AM

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls

all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the

second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not

to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like

a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?



If you're sure it's a powerboater, set his boat on fire.




Scotty July 16th 07 04:47 AM

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"Capt. **** Head Bob" wrote in message
ps.com...


Wright up a phoney EPA fine ticket for 5K on their

window....or....


You really should try using a spell checker, wright now!



Wilbur Hubbard July 16th 07 05:51 AM

Getting Even
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?

Joe


Get a frilly thong underwear or a bra from MsTerry, put a few drops of
perfume it and toss it in their cockpit right before his old lady
returns to the boat. A couple lipstick smears on the coaming will help
make her even madder. She'll probably do a Wayne Bobbit on the guy.

Wilbur Hubbard


Scout July 16th 07 10:30 AM

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
I was going to say a potato in outlet exhaust. Joe, I've found; "Getting
even" is never possible, only a lead into more pranks.


Have you laugh and if you know who, laugh with him


You're right as usual Thom.
I met a guy years ago who told me no one should play that game with him
unless they were prepared to kill him eventually.
He was right, dead on, in fact.
Scout










JML Sigs



Joe July 16th 07 04:12 PM

Getting Even
 
On Jul 15, 11:51 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message

oups.com...

I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke


Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?


Joe


Get a frilly thong underwear or a bra from MsTerry, put a few drops of
perfume it and toss it in their cockpit right before his old lady
returns to the boat. A couple lipstick smears on the coaming will help
make her even madder. She'll probably do a Wayne Bobbit on the guy.

Wilbur Hubbard


;0) thats a good one, and would indeed stir up a big hornets nest.
It's daddys boat and sonny boy has a steady squeeze. His Dad's a good
guy, just very gulliable.

Joe


Maxprop July 16th 07 10:36 PM

Getting Even
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
.
I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls

all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the

second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not

to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like

a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?



If you're sure it's a powerboater, set his boat on fire.


Just make sure yours isn't anywhere nearby.

Max



Maxprop July 16th 07 10:37 PM

Getting Even
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
I found three knotted balls about the size of golf balls all tied
together like a bolo and tangled next to mast near the second
spreaders. Some powerboaters ideal of a joke.. Well not to much
effort was needed to remove them. Pretty lame but I like a good joke

Now it's time to get even...any suggestions?

Joe


Get a frilly thong underwear or a bra from MsTerry, put a few drops of
perfume it and toss it in their cockpit right before his old lady returns
to the boat. A couple lipstick smears on the coaming will help make her
even madder. She'll probably do a Wayne Bobbit on the guy.


Sounds as if you're speaking from experience. Gosh, so sorry . . .

Max




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