Why it's a drag to be Bobsprit
 

1) Capt. Rob is the group's kick boy
2) Capt. Rob never earned a dime in his life. Lacks the necessary skill
set to actually be paid.
3) Capt. Rob has been relegated to stay-at-home dad because a nurse can
earn twice or three times the paycheck.
4) Capt. Rob motors his wife's low-end production boat and runs aground
all the time. Bent his driveshaft recently on the same rocks he's run
into about a dozen times in the past year.
5) Capt. Rob can't read a compass so he leaves the cover on it.
6) Capt. Rob can't figure out how to trim main and jib so they work
together so he leaves the cover on the mainsail most of the time.
7) Capt. Rob's kid is overweight just like his dad.
8) Capt. Rob thinks 2600 square feet is a big house. (Most people's
garage is bigger than that.)
9) Capt. Rob is too uncoordinated to ever get a Class A CDL. Probably
can't pass a random drug test anyway.
10) Capt. Rob is butt ugly.
11) Capt. Rob has an all-girl crew because he likes associating with his
peers.
12) Capt. Rob drives cheap, highly-recalled automobiles.

Wilbur Hubbard

Why it's a drag to be Bobsprit
 

nail on head no reply necessary

Wilbur Hubbard wrote:

1) Capt. Rob is the group's kick boy
2) Capt. Rob never earned a dime in his life. Lacks the necessary skill
set to actually be paid.
3) Capt. Rob has been relegated to stay-at-home dad because a nurse can
earn twice or three times the paycheck.
4) Capt. Rob motors his wife's low-end production boat and runs aground
all the time. Bent his driveshaft recently on the same rocks he's run
into about a dozen times in the past year.
5) Capt. Rob can't read a compass so he leaves the cover on it.
6) Capt. Rob can't figure out how to trim main and jib so they work
together so he leaves the cover on the mainsail most of the time.
7) Capt. Rob's kid is overweight just like his dad.
8) Capt. Rob thinks 2600 square feet is a big house. (Most people's
garage is bigger than that.)
9) Capt. Rob is too uncoordinated to ever get a Class A CDL. Probably
can't pass a random drug test anyway.
10) Capt. Rob is butt ugly.
11) Capt. Rob has an all-girl crew because he likes associating with his
peers.
12) Capt. Rob drives cheap, highly-recalled automobiles.

Wilbur Hubbard

Why it's a drag to be Bobsprit
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
1) Capt. Rob is the group's kick boy
2) Capt. Rob never earned a dime in his life. Lacks the necessary skill
set to actually be paid.
3) Capt. Rob has been relegated to stay-at-home dad because a nurse can
earn twice or three times the paycheck.
4) Capt. Rob motors his wife's low-end production boat and runs aground
all the time. Bent his driveshaft recently on the same rocks he's run into
about a dozen times in the past year.
5) Capt. Rob can't read a compass so he leaves the cover on it.
6) Capt. Rob can't figure out how to trim main and jib so they work
together so he leaves the cover on the mainsail most of the time.
7) Capt. Rob's kid is overweight just like his dad.
8) Capt. Rob thinks 2600 square feet is a big house. (Most people's garage
is bigger than that.)
9) Capt. Rob is too uncoordinated to ever get a Class A CDL. Probably
can't pass a random drug test anyway.
10) Capt. Rob is butt ugly.
11) Capt. Rob has an all-girl crew because he likes associating with his
peers.
12) Capt. Rob drives cheap, highly-recalled automobiles.

Wilbur Hubbard

13) 40 years in the same apartment.
14) Took up sailing as the result of a panic attack from someone dying.
15) Can't afford to live in New Rochelle.
16) Only child.
17) Cankles

Why it's a drag to be Bobsprit
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
1) Capt. Rob is the group's kick boy
2) Capt. Rob never earned a dime in his life. Lacks the necessary
skill set to actually be paid.
3) Capt. Rob has been relegated to stay-at-home dad because a nurse
can earn twice or three times the paycheck.
4) Capt. Rob motors his wife's low-end production boat and runs
aground all the time. Bent his driveshaft recently on the same rocks
he's run into about a dozen times in the past year.
5) Capt. Rob can't read a compass so he leaves the cover on it.
6) Capt. Rob can't figure out how to trim main and jib so they work
together so he leaves the cover on the mainsail most of the time.
7) Capt. Rob's kid is overweight just like his dad.
8) Capt. Rob thinks 2600 square feet is a big house. (Most people's
garage is bigger than that.)
9) Capt. Rob is too uncoordinated to ever get a Class A CDL. Probably
can't pass a random drug test anyway.
10) Capt. Rob is butt ugly.
11) Capt. Rob has an all-girl crew because he likes associating with
his peers.
12) Capt. Rob drives cheap, highly-recalled automobiles.

Wilbur Hubbard


Ew, Wilbur, that's hard! True - but hard! Excellent grounding in
reality you have. Keep up the good work there, Buddy!

Greg

Why it's a drag to be Bobsprit
 

On Jul 11, 4:00 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
1) Capt. Rob is the group's kick boy
2) Capt. Rob never earned a dime in his life. Lacks the necessary skill
set to actually be paid.
3) Capt. Rob has been relegated to stay-at-home dad because a nurse can
earn twice or three times the paycheck.
4) Capt. Rob motors his wife's low-end production boat and runs aground
all the time. Bent his driveshaft recently on the same rocks he's run
into about a dozen times in the past year.
5) Capt. Rob can't read a compass so he leaves the cover on it.
6) Capt. Rob can't figure out how to trim main and jib so they work
together so he leaves the cover on the mainsail most of the time.
7) Capt. Rob's kid is overweight just like his dad.
8) Capt. Rob thinks 2600 square feet is a big house. (Most people's
garage is bigger than that.)
9) Capt. Rob is too uncoordinated to ever get a Class A CDL. Probably
can't pass a random drug test anyway.
10) Capt. Rob is butt ugly.
11) Capt. Rob has an all-girl crew because he likes associating with his
peers.
12) Capt. Rob drives cheap, highly-recalled automobiles.

Wilbur Hubbard

13) Swabbie got all his boating experience in his
bathtub.
14) Swabbie calls himself a Captain but is not.

Why it's a drag to be Bobsprit
 

You omitted numbers 13 through 6,846.

Scotty

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message
anews.com.
...
1) Capt. Rob is the group's kick boy
2) Capt. Rob never earned a dime in his life. Lacks the
necessary skill
set to actually be paid.
3) Capt. Rob has been relegated to stay-at-home dad
because a nurse can
earn twice or three times the paycheck.
4) Capt. Rob motors his wife's low-end production boat and
runs aground
all the time. Bent his driveshaft recently on the same
rocks he's run
into about a dozen times in the past year.
5) Capt. Rob can't read a compass so he leaves the cover
on it.
6) Capt. Rob can't figure out how to trim main and jib so
they work
together so he leaves the cover on the mainsail most of
the time.
7) Capt. Rob's kid is overweight just like his dad.
8) Capt. Rob thinks 2600 square feet is a big house. (Most
people's
garage is bigger than that.)
9) Capt. Rob is too uncoordinated to ever get a Class A
CDL. Probably
can't pass a random drug test anyway.
10) Capt. Rob is butt ugly.
11) Capt. Rob has an all-girl crew because he likes
associating with his
peers.
12) Capt. Rob drives cheap, highly-recalled automobiles.

Wilbur Hubbard