SuperSeal Duct Butter is a good thing to carry on board your sailboat.

http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/15526/1

Buy a couple cans and, at the time of purchase, also buy about 20 feet
of plastic tubing that will fit the nozzle on the can.

When some obnoxious clown anchors right on top of you and runs his motor
or generator all night keeping you awake with noise and fumes just break
it out a can and cut off about five feet of the tubing and attach it to
the nozzle. Then the first time the obnoxious boat crew dinghies ashore,
put on your fins and mask and discretely slip over the side. Snorkel
over to the exhaust thru-hull and slide the tubing three or four feet up
into the exhaust pipe. Then squirt a good dollop in but not enough so it
starts coming out where it can be seen. Withdraw and discard the tubing
and return to your boat.

Then sit and laugh when the assholes come back and try to start that
noisy, smelly motor or generator. Bwahahahahahhahahahhahahaha! They'll
play hell trying to figure out why they motor won't run. You can wave
goodbye when SeaTow hauls their sorry asses off.

Wilbur Hubbard

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
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SuperSeal Duct Butter is a good thing to carry on board
your sailboat.

http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/15526/1

Buy a couple cans and, at the time of purchase, also buy
about 20 feet
of plastic tubing that will fit the nozzle on the can.


Don't you mean, steal a couple cans?

S

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
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SuperSeal Duct Butter is a good thing to carry on board
your sailboat.

http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/15526/1

Buy a couple cans and, at the time of purchase, also buy
about 20 feet
of plastic tubing that will fit the nozzle on the can.


Don't you mean, steal a couple cans?

S

I never steal nothing....

Wilbur Hubbard

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
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I never steal nothing....



I 'borrowed' a Sony DVD player, took it on the boat, watched
a few movies, then returned it. The pic quality wasn't very
good anyways.

S

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
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I never steal nothing....



I 'borrowed' a Sony DVD player, took it on the boat, watched
a few movies, then returned it. The pic quality wasn't very
good anyways.

S


Lots of people do that with big-screen TVs to watch the Superbowl. The
stores get lot's of returns the day or two after Superbowl.

Wilbur Hubbard

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I 'borrowed' a Sony DVD player, took it on the boat,
watched
a few movies, then returned it. The pic quality wasn't
very
good anyways.

S


Lots of people do that with big-screen TVs to watch the
Superbowl. The
stores get lot's of returns the day or two after
Superbowl.


That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.

SBV

On Sat, 26 May 2007 11:02:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:


That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.

That's not nascar, it's the Indy 500. Just how stupid are you?






This post is 100% free of steroids

Horvath wrote:
On Sat, 26 May 2007 11:02:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:

That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.

That's not nascar, it's the Indy 500. Just how stupid are you?






This post is 100% free of steroids
The Nascar 600 is on from Lowes motor speedway Sunday Night after the
Indy. So how stupid are YOU

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Horvath wrote:
On Sat, 26 May 2007 11:02:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:

That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.

That's not nascar, it's the Indy 500. Just how stupid are you?






This post is 100% free of steroids
The Nascar 600 is on from Lowes motor speedway Sunday Night after the
Indy. So how stupid are YOU

Anybody who wastes time watching auto racing from any sanctioning body
is pretty stupid.... I stopped watching it after that cheating Dale
Earnhardt drove into a wall and broke his silly neck. I figured I'd
never again get as much satisfaction out of motor racing as I did that
day.

Wilbur Hubbard

Wilbur Hubbard

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 26 May 2007 11:02:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:


That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.

That's not nascar, it's the Indy 500. Just how stupid are
you?

they moved the Indy 500 to Charlotte?