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Wilbur Hubbard May 26th 07 03:01 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 
SuperSeal Duct Butter is a good thing to carry on board your sailboat.

http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/15526/1

Buy a couple cans and, at the time of purchase, also buy about 20 feet
of plastic tubing that will fit the nozzle on the can.

When some obnoxious clown anchors right on top of you and runs his motor
or generator all night keeping you awake with noise and fumes just break
it out a can and cut off about five feet of the tubing and attach it to
the nozzle. Then the first time the obnoxious boat crew dinghies ashore,
put on your fins and mask and discretely slip over the side. Snorkel
over to the exhaust thru-hull and slide the tubing three or four feet up
into the exhaust pipe. Then squirt a good dollop in but not enough so it
starts coming out where it can be seen. Withdraw and discard the tubing
and return to your boat.

Then sit and laugh when the assholes come back and try to start that
noisy, smelly motor or generator. Bwahahahahahhahahahhahahaha! They'll
play hell trying to figure out why they motor won't run. You can wave
goodbye when SeaTow hauls their sorry asses off.

Wilbur Hubbard


Scotty May 26th 07 03:32 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...
SuperSeal Duct Butter is a good thing to carry on board

your sailboat.

http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/15526/1

Buy a couple cans and, at the time of purchase, also buy

about 20 feet
of plastic tubing that will fit the nozzle on the can.



Don't you mean, steal a couple cans?

S



Wilbur Hubbard May 26th 07 03:35 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...
SuperSeal Duct Butter is a good thing to carry on board

your sailboat.

http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/15526/1

Buy a couple cans and, at the time of purchase, also buy

about 20 feet
of plastic tubing that will fit the nozzle on the can.



Don't you mean, steal a couple cans?

S


I never steal nothing....

Wilbur Hubbard


Scotty May 26th 07 03:52 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
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I never steal nothing....



I 'borrowed' a Sony DVD player, took it on the boat, watched
a few movies, then returned it. The pic quality wasn't very
good anyways.

S



Wilbur Hubbard May 26th 07 03:57 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...

I never steal nothing....



I 'borrowed' a Sony DVD player, took it on the boat, watched
a few movies, then returned it. The pic quality wasn't very
good anyways.

S



Lots of people do that with big-screen TVs to watch the Superbowl. The
stores get lot's of returns the day or two after Superbowl.

Wilbur Hubbard


Scotty May 26th 07 04:02 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...



I 'borrowed' a Sony DVD player, took it on the boat,

watched
a few movies, then returned it. The pic quality wasn't

very
good anyways.

S



Lots of people do that with big-screen TVs to watch the

Superbowl. The
stores get lot's of returns the day or two after

Superbowl.


That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.

SBV



Horvath May 26th 07 04:25 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 
On Sat, 26 May 2007 11:02:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:


That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.


That's not nascar, it's the Indy 500. Just how stupid are you?






This post is 100% free of steroids

krj May 26th 07 05:22 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 
Horvath wrote:
On Sat, 26 May 2007 11:02:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:

That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.


That's not nascar, it's the Indy 500. Just how stupid are you?






This post is 100% free of steroids

The Nascar 600 is on from Lowes motor speedway Sunday Night after the
Indy. So how stupid are YOU

Wilbur Hubbard May 26th 07 05:28 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 

"krj" wrote in message
.. .
Horvath wrote:
On Sat, 26 May 2007 11:02:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:

That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.


That's not nascar, it's the Indy 500. Just how stupid are you?






This post is 100% free of steroids

The Nascar 600 is on from Lowes motor speedway Sunday Night after the
Indy. So how stupid are YOU


Anybody who wastes time watching auto racing from any sanctioning body
is pretty stupid.... I stopped watching it after that cheating Dale
Earnhardt drove into a wall and broke his silly neck. I figured I'd
never again get as much satisfaction out of motor racing as I did that
day.

Wilbur Hubbard

Wilbur Hubbard


Scotty May 26th 07 06:29 PM

SuperSeal Duct Butter
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
.com...
On Sat, 26 May 2007 11:02:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:


That's a good idea. Maybe I'll pick one up today to watch
the big NASCAR race tomorrow.


That's not nascar, it's the Indy 500. Just how stupid are

you?

they moved the Indy 500 to Charlotte?





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