Creative ways to get something for nothing.
 

You've probably read about my battery scam and my printer cartridge
scam. Here's another couple of good ones.

This scam is called price arbitrage. It works like this. You go to a
retail store like Wal Mart and you buy a nice watch, for example, that
costs a hundred bucks. You go back a day later and buy one that looks
pretty much like the first but only costs fifty bucks. You put the fifty
dollar watch into the 100 dollar watch packaging and receipt and return
it for a full refund in the time allotted. You get 100 dollars back so
you got the 100 dollar watch for only fifty bucks. You can do this with
all sorts of items.

You can do this at the liquor store too. Buy a big bottle of premium
rum. Take it home and empty the premium rum into another container and
then fill the original bottle up with the cheapest rum you can buy. Then
screw the cap back on and return it with the receipt. Tell the clerk
that you're bringing it back because when you got it home you noticed
the metal seal on the cap had been broken. Tell them you don't want your
money back, you just would like to exchange it for a sealed bottle for
safety reasons.

You'll get a free bottle of premium rum or more accurately premium rum
for the price of cheap rum. I've been working this scam for years. The
only problem is you can't keep doing it to the same store. You can get
by with it maybe once or twice a year.

Wilbur Hubbard

Creative ways to get something for nothing.
 

On May 24, 7:29 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
You've probably read about my battery scam and my printer cartridge
scam. Here's another couple of good ones.

This scam is called price arbitrage. It works like this. You go to a
retail store like Wal Mart and you buy a nice watch, for example, that
costs a hundred bucks. You go back a day later and buy one that looks
pretty much like the first but only costs fifty bucks. You put the fifty
dollar watch into the 100 dollar watch packaging and receipt and return
it for a full refund in the time allotted. You get 100 dollars back so
you got the 100 dollar watch for only fifty bucks. You can do this with
all sorts of items.

You can do this at the liquor store too. Buy a big bottle of premium
rum. Take it home and empty the premium rum into another container and
then fill the original bottle up with the cheapest rum you can buy. Then
screw the cap back on and return it with the receipt. Tell the clerk
that you're bringing it back because when you got it home you noticed
the metal seal on the cap had been broken. Tell them you don't want your
money back, you just would like to exchange it for a sealed bottle for
safety reasons.

You'll get a free bottle of premium rum or more accurately premium rum
for the price of cheap rum. I've been working this scam for years. The
only problem is you can't keep doing it to the same store. You can get
by with it maybe once or twice a year.

Wilbur Hubbard

Most peoples time is worth more than you'd save doing any of these
things. Maybe your time is worth maybe $7.00/hr?

Creative ways to get something for nothing.
 

You are a thief? How disappointing and sad.


"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...
You've probably read about my battery scam and my printer cartridge scam.
Here's another couple of good ones.

This scam is called price arbitrage. It works like this. You go to a
retail store like Wal Mart and you buy a nice watch, for example, that
costs a hundred bucks. You go back a day later and buy one that looks
pretty much like the first but only costs fifty bucks. You put the fifty
dollar watch into the 100 dollar watch packaging and receipt and return it
for a full refund in the time allotted. You get 100 dollars back so you
got the 100 dollar watch for only fifty bucks. You can do this with all
sorts of items.

You can do this at the liquor store too. Buy a big bottle of premium rum.
Take it home and empty the premium rum into another container and then
fill the original bottle up with the cheapest rum you can buy. Then screw
the cap back on and return it with the receipt. Tell the clerk that you're
bringing it back because when you got it home you noticed the metal seal
on the cap had been broken. Tell them you don't want your money back, you
just would like to exchange it for a sealed bottle for safety reasons.

You'll get a free bottle of premium rum or more accurately premium rum for
the price of cheap rum. I've been working this scam for years. The only
problem is you can't keep doing it to the same store. You can get by with
it maybe once or twice a year.

Wilbur Hubbard

Creative ways to get something for nothing.
 

Hey Dopey!

If you're paying $50 for a watch, you being taken to the cleaners.BIG
TIME, DOPEY!!

My last three watch haven't cost me $20 total. All quartz movements. The
replacement battery are high than a new watch.

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Hey Dopey!

If you're paying $50 for a watch, you being taken to the cleaners.BIG
TIME, DOPEY!!

My last three watch haven't cost me $20 total. All quartz movements. The
replacement battery are high than a new watch.

I've worn the same watch since 1978. No batteries, no winding.

Creative ways to get something for nothing.
 

Watch? We don't need no stinkin watches.

I tell time by the sun.

Scotty


"jlrogers" wrote in message
t...

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Hey Dopey!

If you're paying $50 for a watch, you being taken to the
cleaners.BIG
TIME, DOPEY!!

My last three watch haven't cost me $20 total. All
quartz movements. The
replacement battery are high than a new watch.

I've worn the same watch since 1978. No batteries, no
winding.

Creative ways to get something for nothing.
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Watch? We don't need no stinkin watches.

I tell time by the sun.

Scotty


Why bother with telling time? For you, I'm sure it's ALWAYS beer-thirty.

Wilbur Hubbard

Creative ways to get something for nothing.
 

jl,

I've got one of those but its been in the dresser drawer for years. I
like the big, dark numbers as the years keep creeping up on me.

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On Sat, 26 May 2007 10:23:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:

Watch? We don't need no stinkin watches.

I tell time by the sun.

How bout at night?





This post is 100% free of steroids

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
jl,

I've got one of those but its been in the dresser drawer for years. I
like the big, dark numbers as the years keep creeping up on me.




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Take it out and wear it. Show it to your friends and family. Get a kick
out their lining up to inherit it. In private, promise it to one and then
later, another, ... until all have been promised the watch.