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"jlrogers" wrote in message
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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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jl,

I've got one of those but its been in the dresser drawer for years. I
like the big, dark numbers as the years keep creeping up on me.




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Take it out and wear it. Show it to your friends and family. Get a
kick out their lining up to inherit it. In private, promise it to one
and then later, another, ... until all have been promised the watch.


Please stop repeating that old fart's posts. I like it better when I
don't see them and for some reason (I don't have the beached lubber
killfilled or filtered), I don't - maybe it's his inferior webTV that
doesn't propagate like it should or maybe it's his ignorant use of html
that the newsserver ****cans - but, at any rate, the dude's got nothing
worthwhile to say anywho since he sold his pretend sailboat/ugly
pilothouse Gulf motorboat a couple years ago because he never was able
to figure out how to put the sails up but one time and then it went
backwards it was so slow. Then when he rolled off his boat onto the dock
they put out a beached whale notice and all the conservationists came
a-running to the rescue. Remember Humphry the Humpback whale that got
lost up the river a couple years ago. Well, now there's the legend of
Thom the Blubber whale out there in Washington.

Wilbur Hubbard

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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Please stop repeating that old fart's posts. I like it better when I don't
see them and for some reason (I don't have the beached lubber killfilled
or filtered), I don't - maybe it's his inferior webTV that doesn't
propagate like it should or maybe it's his ignorant use of html that the
newsserver ****cans - but, at any rate, the dude's got nothing worthwhile
to say anywho since he sold his pretend sailboat/ugly pilothouse Gulf
motorboat a couple years ago because he never was able to figure out how
to put the sails up but one time and then it went backwards it was so
slow. Then when he rolled off his boat onto the dock they put out a
beached whale notice and all the conservationists came a-running to the
rescue. Remember Humphry the Humpback whale that got lost up the river a
couple years ago. Well, now there's the legend of Thom the Blubber whale
out there in Washington.

Wilbur Hubbard

"You kill that old man and I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish."
Humphrey Bogart, as Lt. Col. Martin Ferguson, in Chain Lighting, 1950.

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"jlrogers" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Please stop repeating that old fart's posts. I like it better when I
don't see them and for some reason (I don't have the beached lubber
killfilled or filtered), I don't - maybe it's his inferior webTV that
doesn't propagate like it should or maybe it's his ignorant use of
html that the newsserver ****cans - but, at any rate, the dude's got
nothing worthwhile to say anywho since he sold his pretend
sailboat/ugly pilothouse Gulf motorboat a couple years ago because he
never was able to figure out how to put the sails up but one time and
then it went backwards it was so slow. Then when he rolled off his
boat onto the dock they put out a beached whale notice and all the
conservationists came a-running to the rescue. Remember Humphry the
Humpback whale that got lost up the river a couple years ago. Well,
now there's the legend of Thom the Blubber whale out there in
Washington.

Wilbur Hubbard

"You kill that old man and I'll hunt you down and gut you like a
fish."
Humphrey Bogart, as Lt. Col. Martin Ferguson, in Chain Lighting, 1950.


Kill Ole Thom! Perish the thought. I hope the dude lives forever. I'd
hate like hell to not have Ole Thom to kick around anymore.

Bwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhahahahaahahha hahahahhahhahh!

Wilbur Hubbard

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 26 May 2007 10:23:12 -0400, "Scotty"
wrote this crap:

Watch? We don't need no stinkin watches.

I tell time by the sun.

How bout night?


That's when there's no sun. Sheesh!

Scotty

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Hey Terd,

Time at night is easier and more positive than day time.

If you don't know; the tail of the Little Dipper rotates around the
North Star each 24 hours. You can only see this AT NIGHT.

I see you've haven't stood many night time watch at sea.

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Scotty,

The Earth rotates one revolution a day, making the Sun appear to be
moving across the sky (360 degrees divided by 24 equals = 15 degrees a
hour) 15 degrees equals a closed fist three at arms length.

So now tell me how you time a three minute egg by the Sun?

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On Sat, 26 May 2007 13:39:54 -0700, (Thom Stewart)
wrote this crap:

Hey Terd,

Time at night is easier and more positive than day time.

If you don't know; the tail of the Little Dipper rotates around the
North Star each 24 hours. You can only see this AT NIGHT.

I see you've haven't stood many night time watch at sea.


Many times. Even when it's cloudy. I just look at the GPS to find
the time.




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On Sat, 26 May 2007 14:00:10 -0700, (Thom Stewart)
wrote this crap:

So now tell me how you time a three minute egg by the Sun?

I use the timer on the microwave. (The egg isn't in the microwave, of
course.)




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Tred,
Did it ever occur to you to count your pulse instead of the MW timer?

So let's see? A watch, a GSP and a microwave, an the Old Man has managed
without any gadgits.

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On Sat, 26 May 2007 18:06:26 -0700, (Thom Stewart)
wrote this crap:

Tred,
Did it ever occur to you to count your pulse instead of the MW timer?

So let's see? A watch, a GSP and a microwave, an the Old Man has managed
without any gadgits.


"GSP"? I think you mean a GPS, dumbass.
I certainly doubt that you even know how to tell time.





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