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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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It's not my fault he can not do
anything more interseting than that for the camera,





Man, what a better, much better dude Joe is.



RB
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No one is impressed with your self proclaimed Capt Rob title except
you.
Same with your rugrat, POS cars, TV, ect..ect.


Then why do you feel threatened by them?




You say something back woods hillbilly boy soccer mom?


Yup. I said you're a half man loser living on a houseboat who never
had the nuts to raise a family or have your own kid. And nothing could
be closer to the truth.



Commute to the boat, hunt for toxic turtles.


Sorry, loser! This is watershed land. You can drink from my streams
here.




most likely only know you by his
memories with your weak heart and all. Hopefully you will make it to
his graduation when you are 67 years old.


Sorry, I have no heart problems and no family history of it. My
cholesterol is 158 as of January.
As for my commute, I love to drive and I now own a fine and fast
performance car to boot.


Perfect for the fat couch potato weekend warrior. Enjoy.


There's no doubt that I could outrun, outlift and outlast you in just
about any contest.


I've lived here 13 years, have the whole island to myself, all
the
space I need, I can do what I wan't when I wan't. Sounds like I own
it
enough to suit my needs.


You DON'T own it.



What happened to your so called partners?


I gave you the value of my share of the second property. If you want
the total real value it would somehwere in the area of 4 million,
esepcially since we are taking an offer on our latest investment.


Did you tell little thomas how you squashed the unions?



To shoot my movie I had to work with the unions and paid P&E.




Might be. Might not. All that matters is having a fun time
sailing.


Well, let us know iif you meet anyone who has fun!



Someone that might be
around to know his kids.


Hmmm. My father is 68 without a gray hair. He's having a blast running
and playing with Thomas. My grandfather lived to 88, killed in a
traffic accident. My great grandfather made it to 97. I don't even
smoke or drink a drop.
So...I'm laughing pretty hard, Joe! You missed out and now you think
you're too old to be a man? My neighbor is FDNY. He's 45 and has a
baby. You're not too old, Joe. You're just too selfish. Of course you
have no idea of what you've missed.



RB
35s5
NY

 
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