Damn, I hate it when it overflows into my gum boots!

Good one, BC.
Scotty


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
In my book Bobpsprit is a winner. He does have a very nice
yacht and worked
hard to get it. It is fast and nicely tricked out. Do you
know anyone else
who at such an early age wrote and directed a movie with a
major star in it?
He walked away from a promising movie career for the
passion of sailing. He
does marine surveys out of passion, it doesn't matter if
he is good at it or
not. He saw a beautiful woman and went for her after years
of searching.
Bobsprit displays passion, restraint and good judgement.
He has something
very few have here - Panache. He does not live his life by
rote. He is not a
dull, listless robot going through the standard motions of
pretending to be
alive. He is alive. His trolls here a brilliant and
cleverly written. He
does not attack everyone, he attacks only the exact
opposite of what he is.
He is here to sweep that dull, gray spread of ashes from
this place. His
life burns like an emerald in the sun. His trolls are so
effective because
he understands his target and to understand his target he
must know what it
is to live. He does not hide in a group, he stands tall -
and alone! You all
attack him because he is what you dared not be -
independent and happy! I
attack him because he is the only opponent here worthy for
me. Mooron was
the only other one. I attack him not out of jealousy or
self hatred but out
of sport! I dare to say what you all know in the back of
your minds but are
afraid to admit to yourselves - that Bobpsrit is the
better man!

Amen!

The Boobster has to try to boost his moral every so often. If I
didn't have a job, had a skank for a wife, a retard for a kid, sold
old boat parts for a little cash and lived in a 5th floor walkup in
the Bronx I'd feel like a looser and want to pawn off the feeling on
someone else too.