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Default Reasons Bobsprit Rules.

1) Has an enviable sailboat that's worth more than any other boat owned
by other subscribers.

2) Has an attractive, productive wife, successful marriage and perfect
little son.

3) Doesn't do or brag in writing about doing illegal drugs like one
other so-called captain who lives on the left coast and he's never given
and indication that he's gay. On the contrary, he's repelled several gay
advances by that left coast, so-called captain.

4) Has a nice house and chunk of desirable land in the country in an
area where real estate prices will double in the next couple of years.

5) Has friends that include movie directors, successful writers, sexy
underwear models and people who actually enjoy sailing. Posts pictures
that prove it.

6) Can crush coconuts with his bare hands and was an undefeated bouncer
in some of the roughest bars in New York City.

7) Is in total command of this newsgroup. Rules it with an iron fist.
Makes it look like child's play.

8) Is wealthy and influential, the picture of health and highly
intelligent.

9) Never had to drive a truck for a living. Never was stupid enough to
own a motorsailer or a multi-hull. Would never own a steel hulled boat.

10) Is a Democrat and will be happy when Hillary Rodham is elected
president.

Admit it, folks. The man has it all!

Wilbur Hubbard

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Default Reasons Bobsprit Rules.

It sounds like someone is in love.

* Wilbur Hubbard wrote, On 5/4/2007 8:00 PM:
1) Has an enviable sailboat that's worth more than any other boat owned
by other subscribers.

2) Has an attractive, productive wife, successful marriage and perfect
little son.

3) Doesn't do or brag in writing about doing illegal drugs like one
other so-called captain who lives on the left coast and he's never given
and indication that he's gay. On the contrary, he's repelled several gay
advances by that left coast, so-called captain.

4) Has a nice house and chunk of desirable land in the country in an
area where real estate prices will double in the next couple of years.

5) Has friends that include movie directors, successful writers, sexy
underwear models and people who actually enjoy sailing. Posts pictures
that prove it.

6) Can crush coconuts with his bare hands and was an undefeated bouncer
in some of the roughest bars in New York City.

7) Is in total command of this newsgroup. Rules it with an iron fist.
Makes it look like child's play.

8) Is wealthy and influential, the picture of health and highly
intelligent.

9) Never had to drive a truck for a living. Never was stupid enough to
own a motorsailer or a multi-hull. Would never own a steel hulled boat.

10) Is a Democrat and will be happy when Hillary Rodham is elected
president.

Admit it, folks. The man has it all!

Wilbur Hubbard

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Default Reasons Bobsprit Rules.

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It sounds like someone is in love.

* Wilbur Hubbard wrote, On 5/4/2007 8:00 PM:
1) Has an enviable sailboat that's worth more than any other boat owned
by other subscribers.

2) Has an attractive, productive wife, successful marriage and perfect
little son.

3) Doesn't do or brag in writing about doing illegal drugs like one other
so-called captain who lives on the left coast and he's never given and
indication that he's gay. On the contrary, he's repelled several gay
advances by that left coast, so-called captain.

4) Has a nice house and chunk of desirable land in the country in an area
where real estate prices will double in the next couple of years.

5) Has friends that include movie directors, successful writers, sexy
underwear models and people who actually enjoy sailing. Posts pictures
that prove it.

6) Can crush coconuts with his bare hands and was an undefeated bouncer
in some of the roughest bars in New York City.

7) Is in total command of this newsgroup. Rules it with an iron fist.
Makes it look like child's play.

8) Is wealthy and influential, the picture of health and highly
intelligent.

9) Never had to drive a truck for a living. Never was stupid enough to
own a motorsailer or a multi-hull. Would never own a steel hulled boat.

10) Is a Democrat and will be happy when Hillary Rodham is elected
president.

Admit it, folks. The man has it all!

Wilbur Hubbard



Neal's a sick guy. I feel sorry for him, as should everyone else.


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