Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Uni
stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: ah wrote:
:: newsgroup junkie wrote:
::
::: "Uni" wrote in message
::: ...
:::
:::: newsgroup junkie wrote:
::::
::::: Uni wrote:
:::::
:::::
:::::: Have you two upgraded your life to something better than a
:::::: cockroach?
::::::
:::::: :-)
::::::
:::::: Uni
::::::
::::::
:::::
::::: Hey Uni do you happen to still have that mini movie starring Gary
::::: and Fred? That was great!
:::::
::::: Re-post please.
::::
:::: Don't think I've done with both, don't even think I did one with
:::: Fred, but, Gary, yes sir!
::::
:::: Give me a day or two to recover it.
::::
:::: :-)
::::
:::: Uni
::::
:::
::: Thanks Uni. IIRC it was titled " gary burnore gets invited to bar"
::
::
:: Paint drying would be more thrilling.
:
: Watching you dry-up would be fantastic to watch.

did I give you permission to poast in my froup, unitard?
:
: :-)
:
: Uni

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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
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*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
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Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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