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One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
answer the VHF.

http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...QQcmdZViewItem

80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running down
people.


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: One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
: steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
: answer the VHF.
:
:
http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...QQcmdZViewItem
:
: 80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running down
: people.

my favourite laser at sea:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_558
:
:
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* Joe wrote, On 4/12/2007 9:39 PM:
One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
answer the VHF.

http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...QQcmdZViewItem

80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running down
people.



Wimp! I've got one of these on order:
http://www.dailynews.com/ci_5572205?source=rss
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On Apr 13, 6:53 am, Jeff wrote:
* Joe wrote, On 4/12/2007 9:39 PM:

One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
answer the VHF.


http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...EN-LASER-SKY-P...


80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running down
people.


Wimp! I've got one of these on order:http://www.dailynews.com/ci_5572205?source=rss


No so wimpy Jeff.

Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofh37qcFuk4
Tell me this would not attract attention in a wheelhouse.

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"Joe" wrote in message
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On Apr 13, 6:53 am, Jeff wrote:
* Joe wrote, On 4/12/2007 9:39 PM:

One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
answer the VHF.


http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...EN-LASER-SKY-P...


80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running down
people.


Wimp! I've got one of these on
order:http://www.dailynews.com/ci_5572205?source=rss


No so wimpy Jeff.

Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofh37qcFuk4
Tell me this would not attract attention in a wheelhouse.

Joe



You guys are both wimps. I have one of these on order...

http://www.electronicstalk.com/news/prk/prk100.html


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On Apr 13, 12:15 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message

ups.com...





On Apr 13, 6:53 am, Jeff wrote:
* Joe wrote, On 4/12/2007 9:39 PM:


One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
answer the VHF.


http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...EN-LASER-SKY-P...


80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running down
people.


Wimp! I've got one of these on
order:http://www.dailynews.com/ci_5572205?source=rss


No so wimpy Jeff.


Check it out:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofh37qcFuk4
Tell me this would not attract attention in a wheelhouse.


Joe


You guys are both wimps. I have one of these on order...

http://www.electronicstalk.com/news/prk/prk100.html

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- Show quoted text -


Since Jeffs laser cost over a billion dollars, and your selection is
3.5 million I will stick with the 185 dollar laser that will do the
job without killing everyone in the ships wheelhouse.

Joe


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"Joe" wrote in message
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On Apr 13, 12:15 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message

ups.com...





On Apr 13, 6:53 am, Jeff wrote:
* Joe wrote, On 4/12/2007 9:39 PM:


One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
answer the VHF.


http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...EN-LASER-SKY-P...


80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running
down
people.


Wimp! I've got one of these on
order:http://www.dailynews.com/ci_5572205?source=rss


No so wimpy Jeff.


Check it out:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofh37qcFuk4
Tell me this would not attract attention in a wheelhouse.


Joe


You guys are both wimps. I have one of these on order...

http://www.electronicstalk.com/news/prk/prk100.html

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"j" ganz - Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Since Jeffs laser cost over a billion dollars, and your selection is
3.5 million I will stick with the 185 dollar laser that will do the
job without killing everyone in the ships wheelhouse.



I have better price/performance!

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I am building one just like in "real genius". Mostly to make popcorn.

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* Capt. JG wrote, On 4/13/2007 2:16 PM:
"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Apr 13, 12:15 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message

ups.com...





On Apr 13, 6:53 am, Jeff wrote:
* Joe wrote, On 4/12/2007 9:39 PM:
One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
answer the VHF.
http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...EN-LASER-SKY-P...
80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running
down
people.
Wimp! I've got one of these on
order:http://www.dailynews.com/ci_5572205?source=rss
No so wimpy Jeff.
Check it out:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofh37qcFuk4
Tell me this would not attract attention in a wheelhouse.
Joe
You guys are both wimps. I have one of these on order...

http://www.electronicstalk.com/news/prk/prk100.html

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"j" ganz - Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Since Jeffs laser cost over a billion dollars, and your selection is
3.5 million I will stick with the 185 dollar laser that will do the
job without killing everyone in the ships wheelhouse.



I have better price/performance!


That fine, but in my case, I'm the seller, not the buyer.

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Steve Leyland wrote:
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Joe
stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: One of these might be handy to wake up the bridge of a ship on a
: steady vector, that you are not sure they see you, and they fail to
: answer the VHF.
:
:
http://cgi.ebay.com/POWERFUL-80mW-BU...QQcmdZViewItem
:
: 80,000 ft range. Might not be legal, but hey, neither is running down
: people.

my favourite laser at sea:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_558


If they had so many listeners, why didn't they get the advertising
revenue? Surly politically appropriate content could be negotiated.

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