You people need to get off of the Internet and into Church. This is a
waste of time while the world needs God's help.

On Mar 27, 11:25�pm, "Steve Leyland"
wrote:
okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but thought some of
you might like inclusion on this new lits.
all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this thread.
you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits sluttiness for
consideration and kooks need not apply.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 *Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

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now and move on.
Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the
truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*"
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dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
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* And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
* Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
* And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
* That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
* And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
* And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds,
not words, and make the land green again.
They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
environment."

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Do you, , deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and
intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk? Yes
or no? Don't wait for the translation! Yes or no?!:

You people need to get off of the Internet and into Church.

I don't need to get off the Internet in order to attend Church. Don't you know
that most Protestant denominations now offer high-speed wireless, sometimes
right there in the pew?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Diamond Hammer of Thor 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"I found the 'Nose a newsgroup of bricks, and left it
a newsgroup of marble." -- Raoul Xemblinosky III (attributed)

wrote:
You people need to get off of the Internet and into Church. This is a
waste of time while the world needs God's help.




Perhaps you could set the example by leaving this news group.
Roger Aultman

Do you, Meat Plow, deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and
intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.usenet.kooks? Yes or no? Don't wait
for the translation! Yes or no?!:

On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:03:16 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

Do you, , deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and
intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk? Yes
or no? Don't wait for the translation! Yes or no?!:

You people need to get off of the Internet and into Church.

I don't need to get off the Internet in order to attend Church. Don't you know
that most Protestant denominations now offer high-speed wireless, sometimes
right there in the pew?

I don't care for those because when I kneel to pray, my head bangs into
the TFT display.

I can handle that, I guess. It's worth a little pain in order to download
communion wafers at my leisure.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Diamond Hammer of Thor 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"I found the 'Nose a newsgroup of bricks, and left it
a newsgroup of marble." -- Raoul Xemblinosky III (attributed)

Meat Plow wrote in
news
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:03:16 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

Do you, , deny that the USSR placed and is placing
medium- and intermediate-range missiles in sites in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk? Yes or no? Don't wait for the
translation! Yes or no?!:

You people need to get off of the Internet and into Church.

I don't need to get off the Internet in order to attend Church. Don't
you know that most Protestant denominations now offer high-speed
wireless, sometimes right there in the pew?

I don't care for those because when I kneel to pray, my head bangs
into the TFT display.


At least TFT displays give a bit, unlike CRT's.

--

Phil Kyle

The
4 line sig
is B{H}Ked

The 2-Belo wrote:
Do you, Meat Plow, deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and
intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.usenet.kooks? Yes or no? Don't wait
for the translation! Yes or no?!:

On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:03:16 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

Do you, , deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and
intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk? Yes
or no? Don't wait for the translation! Yes or no?!:

You people need to get off of the Internet and into Church.

I don't need to get off the Internet in order to attend Church. Don't you know
that most Protestant denominations now offer high-speed wireless, sometimes
right there in the pew?

I don't care for those because when I kneel to pray, my head bangs into
the TFT display.

I can handle that, I guess. It's worth a little pain in order to download
communion wafers at my leisure.

You's one tuff mo-fo.