My afternoon outing
 

I have to ride the bus, see; because my car was stolen and although
I've been given a new one I need a little more time to insure it.

So I've just visited my friends in Fernwood, eh?
And they are quite the psychedelic household. Jimi Fritz is the
fellow's name. He got rich catering to the growers market for Neem
oil, and he's always got something interesting laying aboot, as it
were....

The conversation at his house concerned pan-dimensional travels and
his recent trip to India. His youngest son, shockingly /Manly/
contrasting my last memory of him (it's been a while, the older son
is still overseas) is busy sanding the floor of the new renovations
going on in the house...

So I've got a DMT trip scheduled now for the coming month and I'm
really looking forward to it.

On the way home I:
1) met another old friend whom I haven't seen in seven years, with
his brood of beautiful half Vietnamese girls, also shockingly older
than memory suggested...

2) Had a very interesting and complex interaction with three mutual
strangers on the bus, as follows:

Rubby 'A' got on the bus downtown when I transferred. "Chubby Girl"
was already on the bus. The bus was several minutes late. I was
already deeply engrossed in haqcking a WiFi signal with my handheld,
and almost missed this bus on the assumption I had missed that
connection a few minutes earlier.

Rubby 'B' gets on the bus a couple stops later. Says "Hi" to Rubby
'A' and asks him if everything is all right downtown. Rubby 'A'
gives a gruff unintelligible response, less than friendly so it
seemed...

A few minutes later, Rubby 'A' comes out of his reverie and offers
Rubby 'B' a penny, saying, "For good luck, the rest of the day!"
with a bright and chipper demeanor, no less! Rubby 'B' is so taken
aback at first he attempts to refuse it. Rubby 'A' insists, mumbling
something about his grandfather's teachings... Rubby 'B' accepts the
copper coin.

I'm trying to hide a smile, the last thing I need is for a rubby to
try to attach themselves to me.. But at last I can resist the
temptation no longer, and turn to Rubby 'A' and say, "The less the
penny is worth, the more powerful the magic!" To which he agrees.
And then I also add, "And the power is to the giver!", and the two
of us have a chuckle together as he now knows I understand the magic
of his grandfather.

He tells me this was the second penny he had managed to give away
today, and I make note of the lovely weather we are having. And then
I have a novel thought.

"Chubby Girl" asks me what time it is. I show her the watch my Mum
gave me last year, radio controlled from Cheyenne Mountain. She gets
off at the next stop.

I dig out the coins in my pocket, and sure enough, there is only one
dime, as shiny and new as I remembered it; and I offer it to Rubby
'A' saying, "Thank You" as he accepted it, then adding: "This dime
was tossed at the fountains and missed, landing at my feet as I used
the payphone this afternoon" adding a reference to a specific
location in the Eaton's Centre downtown where the payphones are. The
fountains there are dry right now as maintenance is being done...

He barely had time to process what had just taken place when he had
to catch his stop. I got to watch his eyes widen. He managed to get
his wits about him enough to say 'thank you' back at me as he got
off the bus.

I then turned to watch the late afternoon sun sparkling across the
Gorge Waterway as the bus took me my last few stops home. With the
hugest **** eating grin which I found impossible to relax for some
time...

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

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My afternoon outing
 

Nice.

My afternoon outing
 

Female Plant wrote:
Nice.


I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

--
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My afternoon outing
 

Nice.

I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.

Yup.

My afternoon outing
 

Female Plant wrote:
Nice.
I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.

Yup.


I /so/ appreciate you.

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

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My afternoon outing
 

On 27 Mar 2007 17:45:00 -0700, "Female Plant"
wrote:

Nice.

I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.

Yup.

Uh huh.

My afternoon outing
 

On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
Female Plant wrote:
Nice.
I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.

Yup.

I /so/ appreciate you.


No you don't.

My afternoon outing
 

Female Plant wrote:
On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
Female Plant wrote:
Nice.
I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
Yup.
I /so/ appreciate you.


No you don't.


I try.

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

--
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My afternoon outing
 

In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

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POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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My afternoon outing
 

Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.


I tend to bring that out in her, I think....

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

Unl3ss yous is litslut#2, however!


(I'll work on it...)

--
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My afternoon outing
 

::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.


Today? Ha.
2 months and 10 days without weedo.
8 weeks without employment.

My afternoon outing
 

::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

I tend to bring that out in her, I think....


No, it's not you.

My afternoon outing
 

Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
: No you don't.
you seem unusually confrontational today.
I tend to bring that out in her, I think....


No, it's not you.


Thanks.

I hate it when people think everything is about themselves.
Humans are wired that way. Everybody thinks everything is happening
to just them, all the time. We are so simian in our perspectives.

Sorry. Wish I could help.

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

--
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My afternoon outing
 

::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.
I tend to bring that out in her, I think....

No, it's not you.

Thanks.
I hate it when people think everything is about themselves.
Humans are wired that way. Everybody thinks everything is happening
to just them, all the time. We are so simian in our perspectives.
Sorry. Wish I could help.


It's never you. You don't bother me. You never bothered me. You
are a genius. I like to tease you though because you take things I
say seriously.
Light one up for me, will ya?

My afternoon outing
 

Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.
I tend to bring that out in her, I think....
No, it's not you.
Thanks.
I hate it when people think everything is about themselves.
Humans are wired that way. Everybody thinks everything is happening
to just them, all the time. We are so simian in our perspectives.
Sorry. Wish I could help.


It's never you. You don't bother me. You never bothered me. You
are a genius. I like to tease you though because you take things I
say seriously.
Light one up for me, will ya?


Yes Ma'am.

Rahhhhgt Naow!
And I'm brushing SnoWhite, too.

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

--
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My afternoon outing
 

On Mar 28, 11:01 am, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.
I tend to bring that out in her, I think....
No, it's not you.
Thanks.
I hate it when people think everything is about themselves.
Humans are wired that way. Everybody thinks everything is happening
to just them, all the time. We are so simian in our perspectives.
Sorry. Wish I could help.

It's never you. You don't bother me. You never bothered me. You
are a genius. I like to tease you though because you take things I
say seriously.
Light one up for me, will ya?

Yes Ma'am.
Rahhhhgt Naow!
And I'm brushing SnoWhite, too.

Good.

My afternoon outing
 

Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...

My afternoon outing
 

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...

you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

--
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My afternoon outing
 

Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...

you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and tripe.

My afternoon outing
 

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...

you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and tripe.


Ya think?

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

--
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My afternoon outing
 

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...

you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and tripe.


Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

--
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My afternoon outing
 

Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...
you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and tripe.


Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

You're such a *doink*

My afternoon outing
 

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...
you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and tripe.


Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

You're such a *doink*

yeah. I've missed a lot of sex.

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

--
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My afternoon outing
 

Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...
you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and tripe.

Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

You're such a *doink*

yeah. I've missed a lot of sex.

TMI

My afternoon outing
 

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...
you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and tripe.

Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

You're such a *doink*

yeah. I've missed a lot of sex.

TMI

You're a chick?

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

Usenet asshole #34
Most hetaed Usnetizen #40
British Leyland LitSlut #2

Try to keep your shirt on, OK?
We're supposed to be all grown up now.

--
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My afternoon outing
 

Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley" wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...
you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and tripe.

Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

You're such a *doink*
yeah. I've missed a lot of sex.

TMI

You're a chick?

You're horning right now aren't ya?

My afternoon outing
 

Henry Schmidt wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley"
wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...
you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and
tripe.

Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

You're such a *doink*
yeah. I've missed a lot of sex.

TMI

You're a chick?

You're horning right now aren't ya?

What the hell is "right now"???
You are on a hormone cycle?
I sure as hell ain't.

I have a relief valve, needs letting off regularly or I morph into
the werewolf.

It's not how much pressure you can bring to bear, it's how
delicately you can maneuver it. Just ask a New York Fireman.

Any jerk with a hard-on can get all jiggy.
You have to have control to surf the Kahuna.

hampster brain
if I stretch your mind too hard, will it rip?

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

Usenet asshole #34
Most hetaed Usnetizen #40
British Leyland LitSlut #2

Try to keep your shirt on, OK?
We're supposed to be all grown up now.

--
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My afternoon outing
 

Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley"
wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...
you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and
tripe.

Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

You're such a *doink*
yeah. I've missed a lot of sex.

TMI
You're a chick?

You're horning right now aren't ya?

What the hell is "right now"???
You are on a hormone cycle?
I sure as hell ain't.
Change yer tampex there's a red trail leading right up to ya.

I have a relief valve, needs letting off regularly or I morph into
the werewolf.
You a werewolf... belieavable

It's not how much pressure you can bring to bear, it's how
delicately you can maneuver it. Just ask a New York Fireman.
Nah.. but give me a toll free number to call them

Any jerk with a hard-on can get all jiggy.
You have to have control to surf the Kahuna.
Is viagara your means of control

hampster brain
if I stretch your mind too hard, will it rip?
You obviously speak from experience, clod.