Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way
to
maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket ****
stains so
maintenance can be affected immediately.

How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is
beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese."

Joe

Why Capt. Neals Boat is Yellow
 

On Mar 23, 8:49 am, "Joe" wrote:
To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way
to
maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket ****
stains so
maintenance can be affected immediately.

How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is
beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese."

Joe


Plus the USCG made him paint it yellow. It's the international color
for caution.
It marks the chicken bone reef under his crusted keel, and lets
mariners know to give him a wide berth.


Joe

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way
to
maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket ****
stains so
maintenance can be affected immediately.

How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is
beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese."

Joe


Another dock bound landlubber wannabe sailor squeaks! Poor Joe, he's of
the simple-minded opinion that a shower is the only way one can bathe.
Yes sir, he's got that landlubber, waste-all-the-water-you-can attitude.
Worse yet, Joe's such a lubber that, unlike the good Capt. Neal aboard
his fine, blue-water vessel "Cuts the Mustard," Joe has never used a
cedar bucket. I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term
"head" got started. But, I read someplace that the constant inhalation
of iron oxide leads to premature blood/iron hypertoxicity which
manifests itself in clogged capillaries within the brain which, in turn,
causes Alzheimer's like symptoms.

Wilbur Hubbard

Why Capt. Neals Boat is Yellow
 

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Mar 23, 8:49 am, "Joe" wrote:
To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way
to
maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket ****
stains so
maintenance can be affected immediately.

How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is
beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese."

Joe


Plus the USCG made him paint it yellow. It's the international color
for caution.
It marks the chicken bone reef under his crusted keel, and lets
mariners know to give him a wide berth.


That cannot be true. From what I hear tell, the good Capt. Neal invited
Katysails down to Florida for an extended cruise some years ago. I guess
it was during the time prior to the good Captain's having jilted her for
the sexy and highly desirable Lady Pilot. At any rate, Katysails went
for a swim a couple of times and some of her very large and hungry
crotch crabs came adrift and settled in under the shade of "Cuts the
Mustard." Such crabs would eat any chicken bones as fast as any man
could toss them over the side. So the very idea of a chicken bone reef
is ludicrous.

Wilbur Hubbard

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

On Mar 23, 11:22 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"
Joe has never used a cedar bucket.
I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term
"head" got started.

You would be incorrect. Is your cockpit the Poop deck?

Wilbur Hubbard

All that ceder bucket splashing is what gave you the hemmoriods Neal.
You should at least get a Stainless Steel bucket and use some comet or
Ajax to clean it once and awhile.

Joe

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

Joe wrote:

To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way
to
maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket ****
stains so
maintenance can be affected immediately.

How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is
beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese."

Joe

Perhaps because it goes well with the stripe of the same color on his
belly?

Cheers
Marty

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Mar 23, 11:22 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"
Joe has never used a cedar bucket.
I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term
"head" got started.

You would be incorrect. Is your cockpit the Poop deck?

Ah ha! Yet another show of nautical ignorance. I'm disappointed in you,
Joe. Your comments are something Scotty would say. You can do better
than some redneck, truck-driving, Seidelmann-sailing, honeydo-listing,
gay ganz slurping, double-wide-dwelling, hillbilly dweeb like him. The
poop deck was at the stern of the ship. It was called the poop deck
because it could get "pooped" by following seas and had nothing,
whatsoever to do with the modern day word of "poop" meaning feces. The
word "head" came from the "heads" of the ship. This was the area forward
between the deck and the bowsprit. Usually had nets hung that
facilitated work at the sprit end. Sailors who needed to take a dump
would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let it
rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good
washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet.

Wilbur Hubbard

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

On Mar 23, 11:57 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"

Sailors who needed to take a dump
would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let
it
rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good
washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet.

Wilbur Hubbard

It's amazing how you romance about harnessing the power of the Sea


Where exactly is your cockpit ?
Stern maybe?
I bet it's a pooper scooper.

Joe

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Joe wrote:

To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way
to
maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket ****
stains so
maintenance can be affected immediately.

How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is
beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese."

Joe

Perhaps because it goes well with the stripe of the same color on his
belly?

Cheers
Marty

Silly boy! A coward is either is a "yellow belly" or has a "yellow
stripe up his back," not on the belly. . . If you're gonna try hurling
insults at the invictive Captain Neal try doing it right, at least.
Damned ignorant foreigners!

Wilbur Hubbard

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

Wilbur Hubbard wrote:


Perhaps because it goes well with the stripe of the same color on his
belly?

Cheers
Marty

Silly boy! A coward is either is a "yellow belly" or has a "yellow
stripe up his back," not on the belly. . . If you're gonna try hurling
insults at the invictive Captain Neal try doing it right, at least.
Damned ignorant foreigners!

Foolish fellow, I didn't employ the term "Coward", you came up with that
all by yourself. Perhaps you know something more about that and would
like to enlighten us?

Cheers
Marty

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:


Perhaps because it goes well with the stripe of the same color on
his
belly?

Cheers
Marty

Silly boy! A coward is either is a "yellow belly" or has a "yellow
stripe up his back," not on the belly. . . If you're gonna try
hurling
insults at the invictive Captain Neal try doing it right, at least.
Damned ignorant foreigners!

Foolish fellow, I didn't employ the term "Coward", you came up with
that
all by yourself. Perhaps you know something more about that and would
like to enlighten us?

Cheers
Marty


Churlish child! A rather anemic wiggle there. The hook is still firmly
implanted in your lower lip. . . One does not make references to yellow
or yellow stripes upon the human anatomy without implying cowardice.
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/myellowbellied.html

Wilbur Hubbard

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Mar 23, 11:57 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"

Sailors who needed to take a dump
would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let
it
rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good
washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet.

Wilbur Hubbard

It's amazing how you romance about harnessing the power of the Sea


Where exactly is your cockpit ?
Stern maybe?
I bet it's a pooper scooper.

Joe


My cockpit = Mysterry Mermaid. Virgin, too - after one gets past the
first four inches that is . . . Bwahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah!

Wilbur Hubbard

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

The brilliant Capt's boat is yellow for the same reasons Patton's helmet was
chrome and his pistol handles were ivory.

Olympian, brilliant thinker, sailor of note there are so many similarities
between the good Capt and the Great General.

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~mickay/patton.htm

contains such gems:

" By 1935 Patton had risen to the permanent rank of lieutenant colonel and
had returned to Hawaii, this time sailing all the way there on his own boat.
"

"According to Patton, "A man of diffident manner will never inspire
confidence."' Patton's hard-nosed discipline and flamboyance succeeded in
"waking up'' his men and won him their respect. He always wore his
ivory-handled revolvers and medals, partly because he was a great showman,
but primarily because having his men see all the trappings of rank let them
know they were commanded by a fighting general. Patton also knew that
loyalty to a leader would inspire men to take on objectives against all
odds; his troops proved this theory correct again and again. "

Obviously he did not mince words to spare the sensibilities of the thin
skinned or ignorant:

"One congressman even proposed that Patton be made Secretary of War, but
Patton's lack of diplomacy guaranteed the suggestion was never taken
seriously."

Lloyd

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

Lloyd Bonafide wrote:
The brilliant Capt's boat is yellow for the same reasons Patton's helmet was
chrome and his pistol handles were ivory.

Olympian, brilliant thinker, sailor of note there are so many similarities
between the good Capt and the Great General.


Lloyd


Bi polar disorder....

Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:


Perhaps because it goes well with the stripe of the same color on his
belly?

Cheers
Marty

Silly boy! A coward is either is a "yellow belly" or has a "yellow
stripe up his back," not on the belly. . . If you're gonna try hurling
insults at the invictive Captain Neal try doing it right, at least.
Damned ignorant foreigners!

Foolish fellow, I didn't employ the term "Coward", you came up with that
all by yourself. Perhaps you know something more about that and would
like to enlighten us?

Cheers
Marty


Churlish child! A rather anemic wiggle there. The hook is still firmly
implanted in your lower lip. . . One does not make references to yellow
or yellow stripes upon the human anatomy without implying cowardice.
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/myellowbellied.html

It's great to have you back, Neal. Bubbles couldn't come close to the
*master of trolldom.*

Max