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On Mar 22, 10:25 pm, "Maxprop" wrote:
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Real sailors anchor or moor out and take a dinghy to
shore.


Real sailors are not named Wilbur.


It has an un-manly sound to it.


Beats the hell outta Lauri.


In your wildest dreams. Lauri is a sexy name. Wilbur is . . . . . . um,
Wilbur. Neal is for nerds.

Max


Now Max behave...you're going to make Lauri blush.

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Real sailors, on the other hand, live aboard and travel from place
to place and anchor out every night of the year.

Hell with that. I'd rather do a race and go home to my nice air-
condition house and get horizontal on my sofa and watch my 50" LCD
projection TV.

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Maxprop wrote:
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On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:39:07 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Real sailors anchor or moor out and take a dinghy to
shore.


Real sailors are not named Wilbur.

It has an un-manly sound to it.



Sounds like someone who'd own a talking horse.

Max


Hey...Tennessee Walkers are cool horses and if I had a horse down here I
would be tempted..with all this flat land seems the most efficient thing
and they can rack ...ever sat a rack...it's really weird...
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Real sailors, on the other hand, live aboard and travel


from place

to place and anchor out every night of the year.

Hell with that. I'd rather do a race and go home to my


nice air-

condition house and get horizontal on my sofa and watch my


50" LCD

projection TV.




So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty


Maybe if ypu bathed?
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Real sailors, on the other hand, live aboard and travel

from place
to place and anchor out every night of the year.

Hell with that. I'd rather do a race and go home to my

nice air-
condition house and get horizontal on my sofa and watch my

50" LCD
projection TV.



So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty




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projection TV.



So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty



Maybe if we bathed?



together?



With Ringmaster? His wife might not like that...
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So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty


Maybe if we bathed?


together?



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katy wrote:




So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty


Maybe if ypu bathed?


Hey, now I know that Scotty baths every six months, whether he needs it
or not!


Cheers
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So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty


Maybe if ypu bathed?


Hey, now I know that Scotty baths every six months, whether he needs it
or not!


Cheers
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Maxprop wrote:
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On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:39:07 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


Real sailors anchor or moor out and take a dinghy to
shore.

Real sailors are not named Wilbur.

It has an un-manly sound to it.



Sounds like someone who'd own a talking horse.

Max

Hey...Tennessee Walkers are cool horses and if I had a horse down here I
would be tempted..with all this flat land seems the most efficient thing
and they can rack ...ever sat a rack...it's really weird...


I said "talking," not *walking.* g

Max


 
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