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Joe March 23rd 07 03:53 AM

The average boat owning idiot.
 
On Mar 22, 10:25 pm, "Maxprop" wrote:
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message

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"Wayne.B" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:39:07 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


Real sailors anchor or moor out and take a dinghy to
shore.


Real sailors are not named Wilbur.


It has an un-manly sound to it.


Beats the hell outta Lauri.


In your wildest dreams. Lauri is a sexy name. Wilbur is . . . . . . um,
Wilbur. Neal is for nerds.

Max


Now Max behave...you're going to make Lauri blush.

Joe

Joe


Ringmaster March 23rd 07 04:49 AM

The average boat owning idiot.
 
Real sailors, on the other hand, live aboard and travel from place
to place and anchor out every night of the year.

Hell with that. I'd rather do a race and go home to my nice air-
condition house and get horizontal on my sofa and watch my 50" LCD
projection TV.


katy March 23rd 07 12:21 PM

The average boat owning idiot.
 
Maxprop wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:39:07 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


Real sailors anchor or moor out and take a dinghy to
shore.


Real sailors are not named Wilbur.

It has an un-manly sound to it.



Sounds like someone who'd own a talking horse.

Max


Hey...Tennessee Walkers are cool horses and if I had a horse down here I
would be tempted..with all this flat land seems the most efficient thing
and they can rack ...ever sat a rack...it's really weird...

katy March 23rd 07 12:26 PM

The average boat owning idiot.
 
Scotty wrote:
"Ringmaster" wrote in message
oups.com..
.

Real sailors, on the other hand, live aboard and travel


from place

to place and anchor out every night of the year.

Hell with that. I'd rather do a race and go home to my


nice air-

condition house and get horizontal on my sofa and watch my


50" LCD

projection TV.




So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty


Maybe if ypu bathed?

Scotty March 23rd 07 12:55 PM

The average boat owning idiot.
 

"Ringmaster" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
Real sailors, on the other hand, live aboard and travel

from place
to place and anchor out every night of the year.

Hell with that. I'd rather do a race and go home to my

nice air-
condition house and get horizontal on my sofa and watch my

50" LCD
projection TV.



So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty



katy March 23rd 07 01:27 PM

The average boat owning idiot.
 
Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in

projection TV.



So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty



Maybe if we bathed?



together?



With Ringmaster? His wife might not like that...

Scotty March 23rd 07 01:44 PM

The average boat owning idiot.
 

"katy" wrote in

projection TV.




So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty


Maybe if we bathed?


together?




Martin Baxter March 23rd 07 04:32 PM

The average boat owning idiot.
 
katy wrote:




So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty


Maybe if ypu bathed?


Hey, now I know that Scotty baths every six months, whether he needs it
or not!


Cheers
Marty

Capt. JG March 23rd 07 05:51 PM

The average boat owning idiot.
 
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
katy wrote:




So would I, but you never invite me.

Scotty


Maybe if ypu bathed?


Hey, now I know that Scotty baths every six months, whether he needs it
or not!


Cheers
Marty



How do you know?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Maxprop March 23rd 07 10:17 PM

The average boat owning idiot.
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:39:07 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


Real sailors anchor or moor out and take a dinghy to
shore.

Real sailors are not named Wilbur.

It has an un-manly sound to it.



Sounds like someone who'd own a talking horse.

Max

Hey...Tennessee Walkers are cool horses and if I had a horse down here I
would be tempted..with all this flat land seems the most efficient thing
and they can rack ...ever sat a rack...it's really weird...


I said "talking," not *walking.* g

Max




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