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"Nathan Branden" wrote in...
Can't wait! In a few weeks I'll be taking "Chesty" out for

the first
shake of the season. I bet they will be impressed when

they see
her big "globes " .

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You are ignorant of America's history of valor:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller



Scotty is so ignorant he sticks his dick in the freezer to get it hard.
Scotty is so ignorant he stares at an orange juice container for hours
because it says "concentrate."
Scotty is so ignorant he took a job delivering a truckload of Bibles to
Mecca.
Scotty is so ignorant he thinks a Seidelman is a sailboat.
Scotty is so ignorant that when you look into his eyes you see the back
of his head.
Scotty is so ignorant that when he got Alzheimer's his IQ doubled.
Scotty is so ignorant he named his pet zebra "Spot".
Scotty is so ignorant he broke his arm raking leaves. He fell outta the
tree.
Scotty is so ignorant he ran outta the door and climbed onto the roof of
the local bar when he heard, "The drinks are on the house!"
Scotty is so ignorant he asked Ganz to get him two hits of acid. He said
he wanted to go an a round trip.
Scotty is so ignorant the worst six years of his life were third grade.
Scotty is so ignorant he changed his kid's diapers every two weeks. It
said on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
Scotty is so ignorant he got fired from his job as elevator operator.
They said he couldn't learn the route.

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"Nathan Branden" wrote in message
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You are ignorant of America's history of valor:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller



Scotty is so ignorant he sticks his dick in the freezer to get it hard.
Scotty is so ignorant he stares at an orange juice container for hours
because it says "concentrate."
Scotty is so ignorant he took a job delivering a truckload of Bibles to
Mecca.
Scotty is so ignorant he thinks a Seidelman is a sailboat.
Scotty is so ignorant that when you look into his eyes you see the back
of his head.
Scotty is so ignorant that when he got Alzheimer's his IQ doubled.
Scotty is so ignorant he named his pet zebra "Spot".
Scotty is so ignorant he broke his arm raking leaves. He fell outta the
tree.
Scotty is so ignorant he ran outta the door and climbed onto the roof of
the local bar when he heard, "The drinks are on the house!"
Scotty is so ignorant he asked Ganz to get him two hits of acid. He said
he wanted to go an a round trip.
Scotty is so ignorant the worst six years of his life were third grade.
Scotty is so ignorant he changed his kid's diapers every two weeks. It
said on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
Scotty is so ignorant he got fired from his job as elevator operator.
They said he couldn't learn the route.

Wilbur Hubbard

 
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