"Steve Leyland" wrote in
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Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
: Steve Leyland:
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: Hero of free speech!

*blush* I aint no hero, just a dude standing my ground against
netKKKops.
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: Lamers everywhe beware the power of meow!

ALL HAIL FLUFFY FOR HE HACE MUCH GRATENESS!

meow.

I changed your sig so it hace much more grateness now.

--
Wilbur Hubbard
1997, 1999, 2001 and 2002 KOOK award winner




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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most
insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are
required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and
exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. - George
Bernard Shaw
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
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"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy

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"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel
was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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Ode to little Stevie Leyland

I sing of those who failed to make the cut;
Who have posted crap all who read despise.
If for their crude posts from out their butt
Still abject failures in most people's eyes.
Absurd monstrosities - vast bulk, pencil necks,
Thin skins, huge bellies, and brains the size of peas -
"No wonder that they didn't make the grade!
It's only with children they want sex!
Perverts - no class! They rule Usenet? Oh please!
A maggot's achievements put theirs in the shade!"

It's true that they are lamers, and we are not,
And yet. how long have they besmirched the Earth?
Their intellects perhaps are not so hot,
And yet. how much is brainpower really worth?
For isn't it the source of all our fears,
And of their usenetocide the likely cause?
This culture they're so proud of has survived
A mere twenty or thirty years.
Compare that to the pea-brained meowosaurs -
Of rational discourse thousands they have deprived.

Such stupid alien flonkers don't have a hope
If Earth collided with an asteroid.
And if that happened now, how would we cope?
Not well. In fact, we too would be destroyed,
No matter that we're thick-skinned and short-necked,
With larger brains. The Leyland ignoramus survives,
But I maintain the meowers and flonkers made coup
And deserve a dollop of respect.
They left their imprint in the archives;
Future readers will note how they lamed every froup.

Wilbur Hubbard
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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