A little more about me.
 

First off, let's get something straight. I'm straight. I don't want
there to be any confusion about that. Don't confuse me with anybody else
who might be gay. OK?

Being straight, I'm going to come right out and say I'm uncomfortable
being around gay people. I don't like them because of what they do. I
think what they do is against God's instructions and is an abomination
punishable by being denied everlasting life.

Next, thing is I hate hypocrites. There are way too many people these
days who read you the riot act if you do something but think nothing of
it if they do the same thing themselves. For example, people all the
time are telling me I'm a hypocrite for using drugs. But I'm not the
least bit hypocritical about my drug usage. I admit I use recreational
drugs and I don't think there's anything wrong with using recreational
drugs. I think they should be legalized.

Some people are ashamed of their recreational drug usage and try to hid
the fact that they do drugs. Those are the hypocrites.

Let's see, what else. ---- I don't own my own boat but I charter boats a
couple times a year and take little voyages on them. Bareboat charters,
ya know. They still have that crazy zero tolerance thing where they can
take your boat away if they find drugs aboard so that's why I charter.
If I don't own it they can't take it away from me.

I smoke cigarettes and cigars. I drink moderately. I'm married. I'm a
registered nurse. Don't even think that faggot stuff, now. Male nurses
are in high demand the pay is pretty darned good. Because of my size and
strength I am in high demand on my shifts to help with patients who are
too heavy for most of the female nurses.

I'm a captain at the fire dept and an EMT. As you can see I lead a
stressful life and am an asset to the community. Escaping the stress
with a nice fat doobie does me good.

Captain J.E. Ganz

A little more about me.
 

"Captain J.E. Ganz" wrote in message
abel.net...
First off, let's get something straight. I'm straight. I don't want
there to be any confusion about that. Don't confuse me with anybody
else who might be gay. OK?

Being straight, I'm going to come right out and say I'm uncomfortable
being around gay people. I don't like them because of what they do. I
think what they do is against God's instructions and is an abomination
punishable by being denied everlasting life.

Next, thing is I hate hypocrites. There are way too many people these
days who read you the riot act if you do something but think nothing
of it if they do the same thing themselves. For example, people all
the time are telling me I'm a hypocrite for using drugs. But I'm not
the least bit hypocritical about my drug usage. I admit I use
recreational drugs and I don't think there's anything wrong with using
recreational drugs. I think they should be legalized.

Some people are ashamed of their recreational drug usage and try to
hid the fact that they do drugs. Those are the hypocrites.

Let's see, what else. ---- I don't own my own boat but I charter boats
a couple times a year and take little voyages on them. Bareboat
charters, ya know. They still have that crazy zero tolerance thing
where they can take your boat away if they find drugs aboard so that's
why I charter. If I don't own it they can't take it away from me.

I smoke cigarettes and cigars. I drink moderately. I'm married. I'm a
registered nurse. Don't even think that faggot stuff, now. Male nurses
are in high demand the pay is pretty darned good. Because of my size
and strength I am in high demand on my shifts to help with patients
who are too heavy for most of the female nurses.

I'm a captain at the fire dept and an EMT. As you can see I lead a
stressful life and am an asset to the community. Escaping the stress
with a nice fat doobie does me good.

Captain J.E. Ganz

Welcome to the group. I can tell already that you're a likeable (and
productive) fellow. It least you're honest about yourself. I never
expected that from somebody with your last name. No offence!

Wilbur Hubbard

A little more about me.
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...

"Captain J.E. Ganz" wrote in message
abel.net...
First off, let's get something straight. I'm straight. I don't want there
to be any confusion about that. Don't confuse me with anybody else who
might be gay. OK?

Being straight, I'm going to come right out and say I'm uncomfortable
being around gay people. I don't like them because of what they do. I
think what they do is against God's instructions and is an abomination
punishable by being denied everlasting life.

Next, thing is I hate hypocrites. There are way too many people these
days who read you the riot act if you do something but think nothing of
it if they do the same thing themselves. For example, people all the time
are telling me I'm a hypocrite for using drugs. But I'm not the least bit
hypocritical about my drug usage. I admit I use recreational drugs and I
don't think there's anything wrong with using recreational drugs. I think
they should be legalized.

Some people are ashamed of their recreational drug usage and try to hid
the fact that they do drugs. Those are the hypocrites.

Let's see, what else. ---- I don't own my own boat but I charter boats a
couple times a year and take little voyages on them. Bareboat charters,
ya know. They still have that crazy zero tolerance thing where they can
take your boat away if they find drugs aboard so that's why I charter. If
I don't own it they can't take it away from me.

I smoke cigarettes and cigars. I drink moderately. I'm married. I'm a
registered nurse. Don't even think that faggot stuff, now. Male nurses
are in high demand the pay is pretty darned good. Because of my size and
strength I am in high demand on my shifts to help with patients who are
too heavy for most of the female nurses.

I'm a captain at the fire dept and an EMT. As you can see I lead a
stressful life and am an asset to the community. Escaping the stress with
a nice fat doobie does me good.

Captain J.E. Ganz

Welcome to the group. I can tell already that you're a likeable (and
productive) fellow. It least you're honest about yourself. I never
expected that from somebody with your last name. No offence!

Wilbur Hubbard

A famous psychologist once said that it's okay to talk to yourself, provided
you don't get a response.

Max