Steve Leyland and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

wrote:
: Wouldo ya like to vote,
: just one more time?
:
: Russ Allbery, da herr fuehrer nomination,
: also goes as Da Father of Brainwashing,
: and His Royal Sucky Highness
:
: Jay Denebeim
:
: David Lawrence (aka tale), da master of perversion
:
: Howard Knight, sitting on a donkey, only backwards,
: with a tin foil cylinder on his head
: and a paper sword in his hand,
: thinking where could he find a fresh, 6 years old, pedo boy.
:
: Andrew Gierth, sucks better than a black hole
:
: Chris Lewis, da protector of da law and order
:
: Unit 4 (of sputum, Dr. Dynasoar, aka Dr. dunasucks)
:
: Tim Skirvin, da accumulator of news.* "moderator" labels
:
: David Kinny, a pigmey with a spear, running after AI gods
:
: Jeremy Nixon, da mouth foamin', blood boilin'
:
: Steve Bunny, da king of da master-bation club
:
: Jonathan Kamens, da Brookline bloated brotherhood of
: "slaughter them all" type
:
: Hui Pui Mui, da reincarnate ass licker of da white wasp's ass
:
: Rebecca Ore, she doesn't quite make it to nazis,
: but looks good fer nazi ass lickers
:
: Sharon B, that's Rebecca's level. They go togheter as a package
:
: Da pinky red ass, there were quite a few of those animals,
: come in bulk, in assorted sizes of their output hole
:
: add yer own two pennies below,
: or above,
: or insert,
: or be proud of yerself.

sharonB is on yer lits why exactly?

I am not on this lits why exactly? I feel kinda cheated.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
Diamond Hammer of Thor 1999

"MINCE."

In article , The 2-Belo
wrote:
Steve Leyland and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

wrote:
: Wouldo ya like to vote,
: just one more time?
:
: Russ Allbery, da herr fuehrer nomination,
: also goes as Da Father of Brainwashing,
: and His Royal Sucky Highness
:
: Jay Denebeim
:
: David Lawrence (aka tale), da master of perversion
:
: Howard Knight, sitting on a donkey, only backwards,
: with a tin foil cylinder on his head
: and a paper sword in his hand,
: thinking where could he find a fresh, 6 years old, pedo boy.
:
: Andrew Gierth, sucks better than a black hole
:
: Chris Lewis, da protector of da law and order
:
: Unit 4 (of sputum, Dr. Dynasoar, aka Dr. dunasucks)
:
: Tim Skirvin, da accumulator of news.* "moderator" labels
:
: David Kinny, a pigmey with a spear, running after AI gods
:
: Jeremy Nixon, da mouth foamin', blood boilin'
:
: Steve Bunny, da king of da master-bation club
:
: Jonathan Kamens, da Brookline bloated brotherhood of
: "slaughter them all" type
:
: Hui Pui Mui, da reincarnate ass licker of da white wasp's ass
:
: Rebecca Ore, she doesn't quite make it to nazis,
: but looks good fer nazi ass lickers
:
: Sharon B, that's Rebecca's level. They go togheter as a package
:
: Da pinky red ass, there were quite a few of those animals,
: come in bulk, in assorted sizes of their output hole
:
: add yer own two pennies below,
: or above,
: or insert,
: or be proud of yerself.

sharonB is on yer lits why exactly?

I am not on this lits why exactly? I feel kinda cheated.

Shiiiit.

Monkay, get off my cockpit, willya.

Ok, you're not on her lits cause she's runnin
out of lits. Funken sittin' on my head
and pulling my hairs off, saying
"I need a 4 terabyte drive,
I need a 4 terabyte drive".

Can you imagine that?
That stupid thingy, Hey don't look at my royal screen,
does not realize that I have to make megabux
to afford a 4 terabyte drive.

And fer what?
Just to **** with these distant happy ding dongs?
You need a funken 4 terabyte drive?

Shiiiiitsky!

What do I do now?

Go beg that Ding Dong Stang Hui Mui Pui?

****e!

Hey, mr. ding dong,
would you be willing to write a stinky check
fer a 4 terabyte drive fer my monkay?

Planet Earth,
planet Earth,
Anybody home?

Oh, static again?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

On the long hot summer day of Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:33:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
dribbled:
Steve Leyland and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
wrote:
: Wouldo ya like to vote,
: just one more time?
:
: Russ Allbery, da herr fuehrer nomination,
: also goes as Da Father of Brainwashing, and His Royal Sucky Highness
:
: Jay Denebeim
:
: David Lawrence (aka tale), da master of perversion
:
: Howard Knight, sitting on a donkey, only backwards,
: with a tin foil cylinder on his head
: and a paper sword in his hand,
: thinking where could he find a fresh, 6 years old, pedo boy.
:
: Andrew Gierth, sucks better than a black hole
:
: Chris Lewis, da protector of da law and order
:
: Unit 4 (of sputum, Dr. Dynasoar, aka Dr. dunasucks)
:
: Tim Skirvin, da accumulator of news.* "moderator" labels
:
: David Kinny, a pigmey with a spear, running after AI gods
:
: Jeremy Nixon, da mouth foamin', blood boilin'
:
: Steve Bunny, da king of da master-bation club
:
: Jonathan Kamens, da Brookline bloated brotherhood of
: "slaughter them all" type
:
: Hui Pui Mui, da reincarnate ass licker of da white wasp's ass
:
: Rebecca Ore, she doesn't quite make it to nazis,
: but looks good fer nazi ass lickers
:
: Sharon B, that's Rebecca's level. They go togheter as a package
:
: Da pinky red ass, there were quite a few of those animals,
: come in bulk, in assorted sizes of their output hole
:
: add yer own two pennies below,
: or above,
: or insert,
: or be proud of yerself.

sharonB is on yer lits why exactly?

I am not on this lits why exactly? I feel kinda cheated.

Hey, you go away for 6-1/2 years and come back all of a sudden, and all
the k00ks forgetcha.

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21
The original "Henry Schmidt"
COOSN-029-06-71069

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: 1

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own*
condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

Porsche Monkey For Life and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

On the long hot summer day of Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:33:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
dribbled:
Steve Leyland and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
wrote:
: Wouldo ya like to vote,
: just one more time?
:
: Russ Allbery, da herr fuehrer nomination,
: also goes as Da Father of Brainwashing, and His Royal Sucky Highness
:
: Jay Denebeim
:
: David Lawrence (aka tale), da master of perversion
:
: Howard Knight, sitting on a donkey, only backwards,
: with a tin foil cylinder on his head
: and a paper sword in his hand,
: thinking where could he find a fresh, 6 years old, pedo boy.
:
: Andrew Gierth, sucks better than a black hole
:
: Chris Lewis, da protector of da law and order
:
: Unit 4 (of sputum, Dr. Dynasoar, aka Dr. dunasucks)
:
: Tim Skirvin, da accumulator of news.* "moderator" labels
:
: David Kinny, a pigmey with a spear, running after AI gods
:
: Jeremy Nixon, da mouth foamin', blood boilin'
:
: Steve Bunny, da king of da master-bation club
:
: Jonathan Kamens, da Brookline bloated brotherhood of
: "slaughter them all" type
:
: Hui Pui Mui, da reincarnate ass licker of da white wasp's ass
:
: Rebecca Ore, she doesn't quite make it to nazis,
: but looks good fer nazi ass lickers
:
: Sharon B, that's Rebecca's level. They go togheter as a package
:
: Da pinky red ass, there were quite a few of those animals,
: come in bulk, in assorted sizes of their output hole
:
: add yer own two pennies below,
: or above,
: or insert,
: or be proud of yerself.

sharonB is on yer lits why exactly?

I am not on this lits why exactly? I feel kinda cheated.

Hey, you go away for 6-1/2 years and come back all of a sudden, and all
the k00ks forgetcha.

C'mon, this is the Age of the Internet. In fact, it's the Age of the Aged
Internet. I demand INSTANT GRATIFICATION.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Diamond Hammer of Thor 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20

On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:57:49 +0900, The 2-Belo did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Porsche Monkey For Life and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
On the long hot summer day of Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:33:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
dribbled:
Steve Leyland and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
wrote:
: Wouldo ya like to vote,
: just one more time?
:
: Russ Allbery, da herr fuehrer nomination,
: also goes as Da Father of Brainwashing, and His Royal Sucky
: Highness
:
: Jay Denebeim
:
: David Lawrence (aka tale), da master of perversion
:
: Howard Knight, sitting on a donkey, only backwards,
: with a tin foil cylinder on his head
: and a paper sword in his hand,
: thinking where could he find a fresh, 6 years old, pedo boy.
:
: Andrew Gierth, sucks better than a black hole
:
: Chris Lewis, da protector of da law and order
:
: Unit 4 (of sputum, Dr. Dynasoar, aka Dr. dunasucks)
:
: Tim Skirvin, da accumulator of news.* "moderator" labels
:
: David Kinny, a pigmey with a spear, running after AI gods
:
: Jeremy Nixon, da mouth foamin', blood boilin'
:
: Steve Bunny, da king of da master-bation club
:
: Jonathan Kamens, da Brookline bloated brotherhood of
: "slaughter them all" type
:
: Hui Pui Mui, da reincarnate ass licker of da white wasp's ass
:
: Rebecca Ore, she doesn't quite make it to nazis,
: but looks good fer nazi ass lickers
:
: Sharon B, that's Rebecca's level. They go togheter as a package
:
: Da pinky red ass, there were quite a few of those animals,
: come in bulk, in assorted sizes of their output hole
:
: add yer own two pennies below,
: or above,
: or insert,
: or be proud of yerself.

sharonB is on yer lits why exactly?

I am not on this lits why exactly? I feel kinda cheated.

Hey, you go away for 6-1/2 years and come back all of a sudden, and all
the k00ks forgetcha.

C'mon, this is the Age of the Internet. In fact, it's the Age of the Aged
Internet. I demand INSTANT GRATIFICATION.

Just add water, and presto!

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: 1

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
70

"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:


"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/mag...n91/chung.html

"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID:

"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:


"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02

http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php

"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing

http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:


"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: .com

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:


"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID:

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:


"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: om

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID:

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

In article , The Demon Prince
of Absurdity took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...

On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:57:49 +0900, The 2-Belo did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Porsche Monkey For Life and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
On the long hot summer day of Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:33:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
dribbled:
Steve Leyland and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
wrote:
: Wouldo ya like to vote,
: just one more time?
:
: Russ Allbery, da herr fuehrer nomination,
: also goes as Da Father of Brainwashing, and His Royal Sucky
: Highness
:
: Jay Denebeim
:
: David Lawrence (aka tale), da master of perversion
:
: Howard Knight, sitting on a donkey, only backwards,
: with a tin foil cylinder on his head
: and a paper sword in his hand,
: thinking where could he find a fresh, 6 years old, pedo boy.
:
: Andrew Gierth, sucks better than a black hole
:
: Chris Lewis, da protector of da law and order
:
: Unit 4 (of sputum, Dr. Dynasoar, aka Dr. dunasucks)
:
: Tim Skirvin, da accumulator of news.* "moderator" labels
:
: David Kinny, a pigmey with a spear, running after AI gods
:
: Jeremy Nixon, da mouth foamin', blood boilin'
:
: Steve Bunny, da king of da master-bation club
:
: Jonathan Kamens, da Brookline bloated brotherhood of
: "slaughter them all" type
:
: Hui Pui Mui, da reincarnate ass licker of da white wasp's ass
:
: Rebecca Ore, she doesn't quite make it to nazis,
: but looks good fer nazi ass lickers
:
: Sharon B, that's Rebecca's level. They go togheter as a package
:
: Da pinky red ass, there were quite a few of those animals,
: come in bulk, in assorted sizes of their output hole
:
: add yer own two pennies below,
: or above,
: or insert,
: or be proud of yerself.

sharonB is on yer lits why exactly?

I am not on this lits why exactly? I feel kinda cheated.

Hey, you go away for 6-1/2 years and come back all of a sudden, and all
the k00ks forgetcha.

C'mon, this is the Age of the Internet. In fact, it's the Age of the Aged
Internet. I demand INSTANT GRATIFICATION.

Just add water, and presto!



www.water.com

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "I Ain't Drunk, I'm Just Drinkin'" -- Wrathchild America

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"

On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:57:49 +0900, The 2-Belo
wrote:

Porsche Monkey For Life and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

On the long hot summer day of Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:33:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
dribbled:
Steve Leyland and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
wrote:
: Wouldo ya like to vote,
: just one more time?
:
: Russ Allbery, da herr fuehrer nomination,
: also goes as Da Father of Brainwashing, and His Royal Sucky Highness
:
: Jay Denebeim
:
: David Lawrence (aka tale), da master of perversion
:
: Howard Knight, sitting on a donkey, only backwards,
: with a tin foil cylinder on his head
: and a paper sword in his hand,
: thinking where could he find a fresh, 6 years old, pedo boy.
:
: Andrew Gierth, sucks better than a black hole
:
: Chris Lewis, da protector of da law and order
:
: Unit 4 (of sputum, Dr. Dynasoar, aka Dr. dunasucks)
:
: Tim Skirvin, da accumulator of news.* "moderator" labels
:
: David Kinny, a pigmey with a spear, running after AI gods
:
: Jeremy Nixon, da mouth foamin', blood boilin'
:
: Steve Bunny, da king of da master-bation club
:
: Jonathan Kamens, da Brookline bloated brotherhood of
: "slaughter them all" type
:
: Hui Pui Mui, da reincarnate ass licker of da white wasp's ass
:
: Rebecca Ore, she doesn't quite make it to nazis,
: but looks good fer nazi ass lickers
:
: Sharon B, that's Rebecca's level. They go togheter as a package
:
: Da pinky red ass, there were quite a few of those animals,
: come in bulk, in assorted sizes of their output hole
:
: add yer own two pennies below,
: or above,
: or insert,
: or be proud of yerself.

sharonB is on yer lits why exactly?

I am not on this lits why exactly? I feel kinda cheated.

Hey, you go away for 6-1/2 years and come back all of a sudden, and all
the k00ks forgetcha.

C'mon, this is the Age of the Internet. In fact, it's the Age of the Aged
Internet. I demand INSTANT GRATIFICATION.

ok, maybe 67%.

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dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

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