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Default Usenet Nazis hall of shame nomination

In article , The 2-Belo
wrote:
Steve Leyland and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

wrote:
: Wouldo ya like to vote,
: just one more time?
:
: Russ Allbery, da herr fuehrer nomination,
: also goes as Da Father of Brainwashing,
: and His Royal Sucky Highness
:
: Jay Denebeim
:
: David Lawrence (aka tale), da master of perversion
:
: Howard Knight, sitting on a donkey, only backwards,
: with a tin foil cylinder on his head
: and a paper sword in his hand,
: thinking where could he find a fresh, 6 years old, pedo boy.
:
: Andrew Gierth, sucks better than a black hole
:
: Chris Lewis, da protector of da law and order
:
: Unit 4 (of sputum, Dr. Dynasoar, aka Dr. dunasucks)
:
: Tim Skirvin, da accumulator of news.* "moderator" labels
:
: David Kinny, a pigmey with a spear, running after AI gods
:
: Jeremy Nixon, da mouth foamin', blood boilin'
:
: Steve Bunny, da king of da master-bation club
:
: Jonathan Kamens, da Brookline bloated brotherhood of
: "slaughter them all" type
:
: Hui Pui Mui, da reincarnate ass licker of da white wasp's ass
:
: Rebecca Ore, she doesn't quite make it to nazis,
: but looks good fer nazi ass lickers
:
: Sharon B, that's Rebecca's level. They go togheter as a package
:
: Da pinky red ass, there were quite a few of those animals,
: come in bulk, in assorted sizes of their output hole
:
: add yer own two pennies below,
: or above,
: or insert,
: or be proud of yerself.

sharonB is on yer lits why exactly?


I am not on this lits why exactly? I feel kinda cheated.


Shiiiit.

Monkay, get off my cockpit, willya.

Ok, you're not on her lits cause she's runnin
out of lits. Funken sittin' on my head
and pulling my hairs off, saying
"I need a 4 terabyte drive,
I need a 4 terabyte drive".

Can you imagine that?
That stupid thingy, Hey don't look at my royal screen,
does not realize that I have to make megabux
to afford a 4 terabyte drive.

And fer what?
Just to **** with these distant happy ding dongs?
You need a funken 4 terabyte drive?

Shiiiiitsky!

What do I do now?

Go beg that Ding Dong Stang Hui Mui Pui?

****e!

Hey, mr. ding dong,
would you be willing to write a stinky check
fer a 4 terabyte drive fer my monkay?

Planet Earth,
planet Earth,
Anybody home?

Oh, static again?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.