"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
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Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
your underwear, too.


Any man who's done a little reading knows wearing underwear can harm the
testicles and is a causative factor in testicular cancer. It's because of
the heat. The underwear traps body core heat around the scrotum.

The reason Mother Nature created a scrotum is to keep the testicles cooler
than body temperature. They need to be a couple of degrees below 98.6
degrees in order to function properly and to produce viable sperm cells.
Scotsmen have the right idea. They wear kilts and no underwear. They have
a nice, cool breeze going on at all times.

I think Mother Nature didn't envision any clothing at all. Fooled her,
didn't we?

Another reason real men don't wear underwear is for personal hygiene
reasons around the scrotum/anal opening area. Underwear makes your butt
crack hotter and causes it to remain damp or wet with sweat. Mix this
sweat with residue that remains after wiping with toilet paper after
defecation and you end up with a perfect medium for bacterial growth. This
causes crotch rot rashes and irritates tender rectal opening tissue. And
it all has an offensive odor. Forsaking underwear leaves the entire area
cooler, drier, healthier and sweet smelling.

So can we assume this means you won't be changing your underwear whilst
setting your clocks ahead?


There's one other more obvious argument for men not wearing underwear.
It's easier to scratch your nuts.

There's actually one more reason, which probably applies more to you than
others: it's cheaper.

Max