Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
your underwear, too.

SV

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...
They remind you and remind you not to forget Daylight
Saving Time. They
come up with clever little phrases like "Spring forward
and Fall back".
They act like the public is a bunch of morons. I think
they might be
correct in their assessment.

Now they've started admonishing you to change batteries in
your smoke
detectors twice a year when you change the clock. So that
now means you
toss perfectly good batteries away after three months in
the winter. How
dumb is that.

What's next? Let's see now . . .

When you change your clock also change the filters in your
air
conditioner.
When you change your clock be sure to make sure you also
get a pap smear
or psa test.
When you change your clock also change the batteries in
your wrist
watch.
When you change your clock don't forget to get your annual
physical
check-up.
When you change your clock clean your refrigerator.
When you change your clock make your hurricane
preparations.

Boy is the population of this country ever a bunch of
stupid insipid
sheep.

Wilbur Hubbard