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Capt RB February 26th 07 06:11 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
In less than 2 months Heart of Gold will be in the water. I will return then
to fill your otherwise empty lives. You are all a really pathetic bunch.
Suzzane is expecting a second child, Thomas is having a blast with the new
house and the Tribeca slid down the driveway on the ice and crashed through
the garage door. We're getting a second smaller sailboat for the lake up
here. Since the roads really have snow and we have to drive on them I'm
upgrading to a Mercedes Unimog. I'll have to trade in my knife and coin
collection but it is worth it. Everyone wants to come and visit our lovely
country estate, especially the female Russian Olympians I used to date. I'm
writing this from California, I was backstage at the Oscars last night. My
coffee table book on sailboats was included in the nominee's gift bags. I
must have autographed over 100 copies last night. Have fun kids and make
sure Neal changes his diapers. See you in a few weeks. Did I mention that I
got a seven figure settlement from the WTC collapse?

Capt RB

35s5
Heart of Gold
City Island NY.



Wilbur Hubbard February 26th 07 06:36 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"Capt RB" wrote in message
. ..
In less than 2 months Heart of Gold will be in the water. I will
return then to fill your otherwise empty lives. You are all a really
pathetic bunch. Suzzane is expecting a second child, Thomas is having
a blast with the new house and the Tribeca slid down the driveway on
the ice and crashed through the garage door. We're getting a second
smaller sailboat for the lake up here. Since the roads really have
snow and we have to drive on them I'm upgrading to a Mercedes Unimog.
I'll have to trade in my knife and coin collection but it is worth it.
Everyone wants to come and visit our lovely country estate, especially
the female Russian Olympians I used to date. I'm writing this from
California, I was backstage at the Oscars last night. My coffee table
book on sailboats was included in the nominee's gift bags. I must have
autographed over 100 copies last night. Have fun kids and make sure
Neal changes his diapers. See you in a few weeks. Did I mention that I
got a seven figure settlement from the WTC collapse?

Capt RB


A seven figure settlement and you have to buy a cheap little lot with a
double-wide on it with a partner who co-signs the note?
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...eland3weby.jpg

Bwahahahahahhahahahahhahahhah!

And that yellow and mauve family room. Is Capt. Neal your interior
decorator? http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/family.jpg

Wilbur Hubbard


Martin Baxter February 26th 07 07:27 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Capt RB wrote:
I was backstage at the Oscars last night.


Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty

Jeff February 26th 07 08:51 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
* Charlie Morgan wrote, On 2/26/2007 2:31 PM:
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:27:10 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Capt RB wrote:
I was backstage at the Oscars last night.

Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty


You guys need to look at headers before responding to posts that are
this obviously faked.


Very well crafted too, I actually started to believe the bit about the
driveway. By the end, however, I was was checking the headers.

Al Buterol February 26th 07 09:18 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:27:10 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Capt RB wrote:
I was backstage at the Oscars last night.


Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty


You guys need to look at headers before responding to posts that are
this obviously faked.

CWM


A true Master of the Obvious!




katy February 26th 07 11:14 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Martin Baxter wrote:
Capt RB wrote:

I was backstage at the Oscars last night.



Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty


More likely Melissa Ethteridge...

katy February 26th 07 11:15 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Jeff wrote:
* Charlie Morgan wrote, On 2/26/2007 2:31 PM:

On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:27:10 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Capt RB wrote:

I was backstage at the Oscars last night.

Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty



You guys need to look at headers before responding to posts that are
this obviously faked.



Very well crafted too, I actually started to believe the bit about the
driveway. By the end, however, I was was checking the headers.


The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the garage, not down...

Scotty February 27th 07 12:50 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the

garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM



Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty



Al Buterol February 27th 07 01:29 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the

garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM



Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty



CWM you can say that again:

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/house1weby.jpg

Which way is up?

Why is it that whenever I see a faint,faint glimmer of hope for this group
it always flickers out?

HOO Boy!

Al Buterol



Al Buterol February 27th 07 01:30 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the

garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM



Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty



CWM you can say that again:

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/house1weby.jpg

Which way is up?

Why is it that whenever I see a faint,faint glimmer of hope for this group
it always flickers out?

HOO Boy!

Al Buterol




katy February 27th 07 03:27 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Scotty wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the


garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM




Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty


It doesn't take much...I wonder if he can differentiate different odors?

katy February 27th 07 03:29 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Al Buterol wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
. ..

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the


garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM



Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty




CWM you can say that again:

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/house1weby.jpg

Which way is up?

Why is it that whenever I see a faint,faint glimmer of hope for this group
it always flickers out?

HOO Boy!

Al Buterol


Like I know what direction BS's driveway goes? You guys actually click
on all his picture posts? Don't you have anything else better to do?

Scotty February 27th 07 04:30 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"katy" wrote in message
...



Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag

of
chips.

Scotty


It doesn't take much...I wonder if he can differentiate

different odors?

Nah, his ass and his breath smell the same anyway.




Maxprop February 27th 07 04:54 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the


garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM




Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty


It doesn't take much...I wonder if he can differentiate different odors?


Doubtful, considering the overwhelming one that follows him around.

Max



Maxprop February 27th 07 04:55 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
. ..

"katy" wrote in message
...



Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag

of
chips.

Scotty


It doesn't take much...I wonder if he can differentiate

different odors?

Nah, his ass and his breath smell the same anyway.


So Charlie can lick his ass just like my dog. Interesting.

Max



katy February 27th 07 05:03 AM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...



Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag


of

chips.

Scotty



It doesn't take much...I wonder if he can differentiate


different odors?

Nah, his ass and his breath smell the same anyway.



Oh...he has gall bladder disease? There are treatments for that now...

[email protected] February 27th 07 12:31 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Nah, his ass and his breath smell the same anyway.

Charlie Morgan wrote:
And Scotty would know that better than anyone!


You have sexual fantasies about Scotty? Aren't you worried about Joe
getting jealious?

-signed- Injun Ear ( formerly known as Eagle Eye)




Martin Baxter February 27th 07 01:09 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Charlie Morgan wrote:

On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:27:10 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Capt RB wrote:
I was backstage at the Oscars last night.


Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty


You guys need to look at headers before responding to posts that are
this obviously faked.

CWM


I just can't be bothered anymore. The number of socks seems to be
growing exponentially with time.

Cheers
Marty

Al Buterol February 27th 07 02:37 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"katy" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the

garage, not down...


Like I know what direction BS's driveway goes? You guys actually click on
all his picture posts? Don't you have anything else better to do?


We could go around saying up is down.

Al Buterol




katy February 27th 07 02:56 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Al Buterol wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...


The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the

garage, not down...


Like I know what direction BS's driveway goes? You guys actually click on
all his picture posts? Don't you have anything else better to do?



We could go around saying up is down.

Al Buterol



It is...

Martin Baxter February 27th 07 03:33 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
katy wrote:



We could go around saying up is down.

Al Buterol



It is...


Speaking of down, do you suppose Oz has given up on the group?

Cheers
Marty

Scotty February 27th 07 05:51 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...


I just can't be bothered anymore. The number of socks

seems to be
growing exponentially with time.



Same here. I thought it was the 'real' ****Head at first,
but then the post got funny. Bob has no sense of humour.

Scotty



katy February 27th 07 06:30 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Martin Baxter wrote:
katy wrote:


We could go around saying up is down.

Al Buterol




It is...



Speaking of down, do you suppose Oz has given up on the group?

Cheers
Marty


Nah..I think he's basking in the snow...

Martin Baxter February 28th 07 05:23 PM

Less than 2 months - BOO!
 
Scotty wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...


I just can't be bothered anymore. The number of socks

seems to be
growing exponentially with time.


Same here. I thought it was the 'real' ****Head at first,
but then the post got funny. Bob has no sense of humour.


Good point.


Cheers
Marty


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