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An open post to Capt. Neal
Capt. Neal Warren,
The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:21:18 -0500, Maxprop wrote
(in article . net): Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max That was pathetic.......... -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
An open post to Capt. Neal
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:21:18 -0500, Maxprop wrote
(in article . net): Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max Things change man... It was good back in the day, but as I have learned over my short 50 yrs... You can't go back and re-create the past. Well you can but what is the point.. It is history and there it should stay. We should as posters look to the future. Now why don't we talk about lizards......... -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max I, Capt. Neal Hubbard, shall never return. There are a couple or three good reasons why this is the case. 1) Katysails, who after ten years already with a broken heart from the good Captain's rejecting her sordid advances, would have a stroke and go to her grave infatuated with but rejected by the good Captain. 2) Jonathan Ganz, who after having spent thousands of hours netkkkopping Capt. Neal, would have an LDS overdose flashback, nervous breakdown brought on by failure thrown right up in his pimply puss! 3) Old Thom would suffer a terminal orgasm.... 4) A certain woman, whose identity shall remain a mystery, might appear with paternity suit in hand. I'm Wilbur Neal Hubbard respectfully! |
An open post to Capt. Neal
Friends, sailors, sockpuppets, lend me your ears!
I come to bury Capt Neal, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Capt Neal. The noble Maxipad Hath told you Capt Neal was ambitious; If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Capt Neal answer'd it. Here, under leave of Maxipad and the rest- For Maxipad is an honorable man; So are they all, all honorable men- Come I to speak in Capt Neal's funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me; But Maxipad says he was ambitious, And Maxipad is an honorable man. He hath brought much great wisdom to ASA, Whose rantings did the newsgroup postings fill. Did this in Capt Neal seem ambitious? When that the poor have cried, Capt Neal hath laughed; Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Maxipad says he was ambitious, And Maxipad is an honorable man. You all did see that on the newsgroup here He was thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse. Was this ambition? Yet Maxipad says he was ambitious, And sure he is an honorable man. I speak not to disprove what Maxipad spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause; What cause withholds you then to mourn for him? O judgement, thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; The cedar bucket is in the coffin there with Capt Neal, And I must pause till it come back to me. |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"Mundo" wrote in message . net... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:21:18 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max That was pathetic.......... Why, thank you. Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:21:18 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max Could you repeat that please? I wasn't paying attention. By all means. Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"Mundo" wrote in message . net... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:21:18 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max Things change man... It was good back in the day, but as I have learned over my short 50 yrs... You can't go back and re-create the past. Well you can but what is the point.. It is history and there it should stay. We should as posters look to the future. Now why don't we talk about lizards......... If the past can't be recreated, then ASA is toast. The other alternative is for you and others to step up the bull**** and blather. (Which is what I was seeking with that troll.) Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message ... "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max I, Capt. Neal Hubbard, shall never return. There are a couple or three good reasons why this is the case. 1) Katysails, who after ten years already with a broken heart from the good Captain's rejecting her sordid advances, would have a stroke and go to her grave infatuated with but rejected by the good Captain. 2) Jonathan Ganz, who after having spent thousands of hours netkkkopping Capt. Neal, would have an LDS overdose flashback, nervous breakdown brought on by failure thrown right up in his pimply puss! 3) Old Thom would suffer a terminal orgasm.... 4) A certain woman, whose identity shall remain a mystery, might appear with paternity suit in hand. I'm Wilbur Neal Hubbard respectfully! Hmmm. Not very creative, or interesting. And you sounded one hell of a lot like Gilligan there. Oh well . . . Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"Marcus Antonius" wrote in message ... Friends, sailors, sockpuppets, lend me your ears! I come to bury Capt Neal, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Capt Neal. The noble Maxipad Hath told you Capt Neal was ambitious; If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Capt Neal answer'd it. Here, under leave of Maxipad and the rest- For Maxipad is an honorable man; So are they all, all honorable men- Come I to speak in Capt Neal's funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me; But Maxipad says he was ambitious, And Maxipad is an honorable man. He hath brought much great wisdom to ASA, Whose rantings did the newsgroup postings fill. Did this in Capt Neal seem ambitious? When that the poor have cried, Capt Neal hath laughed; Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Maxipad says he was ambitious, And Maxipad is an honorable man. You all did see that on the newsgroup here He was thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse. Was this ambition? Yet Maxipad says he was ambitious, And sure he is an honorable man. I speak not to disprove what Maxipad spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause; What cause withholds you then to mourn for him? O judgement, thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; The cedar bucket is in the coffin there with Capt Neal, And I must pause till it come back to me. Spendin' too much time with the Cleo-bitch, eh? Maxus Articulatus |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:21:18 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max NOBODY snivels better than youdo, Jeff. This proves it beyond any doubt. Amend my previous statement, BB--you may leave ASA with my blessing. I'm confident others will concur. Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
On Feb 25, 5:59 pm, "Marcus Antonius" wrote:
Friends, sailors, sockpuppets, lend me your ears! I come to bury Capt Neal, not to praise him. Way cool! So the "S" in asa stands for sh-sh-shakespeare? -signed- Injun Ear (formerly known as Eagle Eye) |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:35:17 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:21:18 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max NOBODY snivels better than youdo, Jeff. This proves it beyond any doubt. Amend my previous statement, BB--you may leave ASA with my blessing. I'm confident others will concur. Max From the results in this thread responding to your unmitigated whine, it seems all are in agreement... regarding YOU. Even people you used to be able to count on for mindless loyalty have deserted you. Loyalty? Loyalty? I don't need no stinking loyalty. I'm guessing that even your mother is having second thoughts about you by now. She never had any doubt about me--that's why she left home (with Dad) when I was two. Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message .. . Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask... |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message . .. Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask... The girls like cosmopolitans. Personally I hate 'em, so I drink the cranberry juice straight with a shot of rum chaser. g Max |
An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message .. . Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message .. . Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask... The girls like cosmopolitans. Personally I hate 'em, so I drink the cranberry juice straight with a shot of rum chaser. g Max I knew there'd be rum involved... |
An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message . .. Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message . .. Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask... The girls like cosmopolitans. Personally I hate 'em, so I drink the cranberry juice straight with a shot of rum chaser. g Max I knew there'd be rum involved... Duh. Max |
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