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Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
Alaskan Crabs
* The day after her husband disappeared in a gymnastics accident, an Anchorage woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. * "We're sorry Ms. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband," said one trooper. * "Tell me! Did you find him?" Wilkens shouted. * The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" * Fearing the worst, an ashen Ms. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." * The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your husbands body in Kachemak Bay." * "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good news?" * The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to him." * Stunned, Ms. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" * The trooper said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow.² -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your
behavior. Have a nice day. Russell |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:50:30 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ): You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your behavior. Have a nice day. Russell I am disappointed... It does not even mention kayaks or dead wives. I will work on it some more... Should you re marry this might be of interest to you. http://www.wayodd.com/chinese-man-co...astic-surgery- to-resemble-dead-wife/v/6296/ Better Days -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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"Mundo" wrote in message
. net... On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:50:30 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your behavior. Have a nice day. Russell I am disappointed... It does not even mention kayaks or dead wives. I will work on it some more... Should you re marry this might be of interest to you. http://www.wayodd.com/chinese-man-co...astic-surgery- to-resemble-dead-wife/v/6296/ Better Days -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass Now that is truly tasteless. I have a friend who's married to a Chinese woman. I wonder if your ISP will think it's as funny as the other joke? -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:16:44 -0500, Capt. JG wrote
(in article ): "Mundo" wrote in message . net... On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:50:30 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your behavior. Have a nice day. Russell I am disappointed... It does not even mention kayaks or dead wives. I will work on it some more... Should you re marry this might be of interest to you. http://www.wayodd.com/chinese-man-co...plastic-surger y- to-resemble-dead-wife/v/6296/ Better Days -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass Now that is truly tasteless. I have a friend who's married to a Chinese woman. I wonder if your ISP will think it's as funny as the other joke? It was hard for me as well... I like chinese food. -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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Russell Johnson wrote:
You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your behavior. Have a nice day. Russell There's nothing he did that an ISP would even take a look at. And you have a generic uahoo address, not an sbc.yahoo, which means you are most likely a troll...so go crawl back under your bridge... |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:05:00 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ): Russell Johnson wrote: You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your behavior. Have a nice day. Russell There's nothing he did that an ISP would even take a look at. And you have a generic uahoo address, not an sbc.yahoo, which means you are most likely a troll...so go crawl back under your bridge... Thanks for coming to my rescue Katy. Should you ever have a kayaking accident I will not send this terribly insensitive joke to Mr. Sails. I am truly ashamed of my lack of compassion but really impressed with my esp skills. -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:05:00 -0500, katy wrote (in article ): Russell Johnson wrote: You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your behavior. Have a nice day. Russell There's nothing he did that an ISP would even take a look at. And you have a generic uahoo address, not an sbc.yahoo, which means you are most likely a troll...so go crawl back under your bridge... Thanks for coming to my rescue Katy. Should you ever have a kayaking accident I will not send this terribly insensitive joke to Mr. Sails. I am truly ashamed of my lack of compassion but really impressed with my esp skills. You are softening with age... |
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"katy" wrote in message ... Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:05:00 -0500, katy wrote (in article ): Russell Johnson wrote: You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your behavior. Have a nice day. Russell There's nothing he did that an ISP would even take a look at. And you have a generic uahoo address, not an sbc.yahoo, which means you are most likely a troll...so go crawl back under your bridge... Thanks for coming to my rescue Katy. Should you ever have a kayaking accident I will not send this terribly insensitive joke to Mr. Sails. I am truly ashamed of my lack of compassion but really impressed with my esp skills. You are softening with age... ****, there goes the neighborhood. Max |
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"Russell Johnson" wrote in message
... You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your behavior. Have a nice day. Russell I think they'll probably say that it was funnier the first time. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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