Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

Alaskan Crabs
*
The day after her husband disappeared in a gymnastics accident, an Anchorage
woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
*
"We're sorry Ms. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband,"
said one trooper.
*
"Tell me! Did you find him?" Wilkens shouted.
*
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
*
Fearing the worst, an ashen Ms. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
*
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your
husbands body in Kachemak Bay."
*
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good
news?"
*
The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty-five pound
king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to him."
*
Stunned, Ms. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"
*
The trooper said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow.²


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Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your
behavior. Have a nice day.

Russell

Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:50:30 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your
behavior. Have a nice day.

Russell



I am disappointed... It does not even mention kayaks or dead wives. I will
work on it some more... Should you re marry this might be of interest to you.
http://www.wayodd.com/chinese-man-co...astic-surgery-
to-resemble-dead-wife/v/6296/

Better Days

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Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

Mundo wrote:
Alaskan Crabs

The day after her husband disappeared in a gymnastics accident, an Anchorage
woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Ms. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find him?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Ms. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your
husbands body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good
news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty-five pound
king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to him."

Stunned, Ms. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow.²


For that you cannot use the bully and an ass thing anymore..how
disappointed I am in you...

Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

Russell Johnson wrote:
You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your
behavior. Have a nice day.

Russell


There's nothing he did that an ISP would even take a look at. And you
have a generic uahoo address, not an sbc.yahoo, which means you are most
likely a troll...so go crawl back under your bridge...

Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:02:11 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ):

Mundo wrote:
Alaskan Crabs

The day after her husband disappeared in a gymnastics accident, an
Anchorage
woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Ms. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find him?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Ms. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your
husbands body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the
good
news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty-five pound
king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to him."

Stunned, Ms. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow.²


For that you cannot use the bully and an ass thing anymore..how
disappointed I am in you...

It is a great joke besides the "thin skinned"

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Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:05:00 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ):

Russell Johnson wrote:
You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your
behavior. Have a nice day.

Russell


There's nothing he did that an ISP would even take a look at. And you
have a generic uahoo address, not an sbc.yahoo, which means you are most
likely a troll...so go crawl back under your bridge...

Thanks for coming to my rescue Katy. Should you ever have a kayaking accident
I will not send this terribly insensitive joke to Mr. Sails. I am truly
ashamed of my lack of compassion but really impressed with my esp skills.

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Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

"Russell Johnson" wrote in message
...
You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your
behavior. Have a nice day.

Russell



I think they'll probably say that it was funnier the first time.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

Dangerous Jobs re-visited to be more tasteful for Mr. Johnson
 

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:50:30 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your
behavior. Have a nice day.

Russell



I am disappointed... It does not even mention kayaks or dead wives. I will
work on it some more... Should you re marry this might be of interest to
you.
http://www.wayodd.com/chinese-man-co...astic-surgery-
to-resemble-dead-wife/v/6296/

Better Days

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass



Now that is truly tasteless. I have a friend who's married to a Chinese
woman. I wonder if your ISP will think it's as funny as the other joke?


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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:16:44 -0500, Capt. JG wrote
(in article ):

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:50:30 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

You are an insensitive jerk. Let's see what your ISP says about your
behavior. Have a nice day.

Russell



I am disappointed... It does not even mention kayaks or dead wives. I will
work on it some more... Should you re marry this might be of interest to
you.
http://www.wayodd.com/chinese-man-co...plastic-surger
y-
to-resemble-dead-wife/v/6296/

Better Days

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass



Now that is truly tasteless. I have a friend who's married to a Chinese
woman. I wonder if your ISP will think it's as funny as the other joke?




It was hard for me as well... I like chinese food.

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Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass